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Title: The Works of Mark Twain: An Index of all Project Gutenberg Editions

Author: Mark Twain

Editor: David Widger

Release date: May 14, 2009 [eBook #28803]
Most recently updated: November 11, 2023

Language: English

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THE WORKS OF

MARK TWAIN

(1835-1910)

AN ON-LINE INDEX

Edited by David Widger

Project Gutenberg Editions

VOLUMES

Click on the ## before each title to go directly to a
linked index of the detailed chapters and illustrations

Illustrated Editions

##  The
American Claimant

##
A
Dog's Tale

##  Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Eve's
Diary

##  The
Innocents Abroad

##
A
Tramp Abroad

##  A
Gilded Age

##  Following
The Equator

##  Sketches
New and Old

##  Huckleberry
Finn

##  Adventures of Tom Sawyer

##  Roughing
It

##  Prince and Pauper

##  Connecticut
Yankee

##  Life on the Mississippi

Letters

##  Volume
1.

##  Volume 2.

##  Volume 3

##  Volume 4.

##  Volume 5.

##  Volume 6.

Without Illustrations

##  Mysterious Stranger

##
The
Double Barrelled Detective

##
The
Stolen White Elephant

##  Rambling Idle Excursion

##  Carnival of Crime in CT.

##
The
Loves of Alonzo Fitz

##
Those
Extraordinary Twins

##
A
Burlesque Autobiography

##  Mysterious Stranger

##  Christian Science

##
Mark
Twain's Speeches

##  1601

##  Curious
Republic of Gondour

##  Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again

##  Essays on Paul Bourget

##
How to Tell a Story

##  Fennimore Cooper Offences

##  Defence of Harriet Shelley

##  Hadleyberg Stories et al.

##
What Is
Man? And Others

##  Tom Sawyer
Abroad

##  Tom Sawyer,
Detective

##  The $30,000
Bequest and Others

##  Recollections of Joan of Arc, I.

##  Recollections of Joan of Arc, II.

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Captain
Stormfield's Vist to Heaven

A Horse's
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Is
Shakespeare Dead?

The Man who Corrupted Hadleyburg

VOLUMES,  CHAPTERS
and ILLUSTRATIONS

Illustrated Editions

THE
AMERICAN CLAIMANT

CHAPTER
I.

The Earl of Rossmore vs. the American Claimant—Viscount
Berkeley proposes to change places with the Claimant—
The Claimant's letter—Lord Berkeley decides to visit
America

CHAPTER
II.

Colonel Mulberry Sellers and his art gallery—He receives a
visit from Washington Hawkins—Talking over old times
—Washington informs the colonel that he is the congressional
delegate from Cherokee Strip.

CHAPTER
III.

Mrs. Sellers pronounces the colonel "the same old scheming,
generous, good-hearted, moonshiny, hopeful, no-account
failure he always was"—He takes in Dan'l and Jinny—
The colonel originates "Pigs in the Clover"—He offers
one of his art treasures to propitiate Suggs—One-armed
Pete; the bank thief

CHAPTER
IV.

A Yankee makes an offer for "Pigs in the Clover"—By the
death of a relative Sellers becomes the rightful Earl of
Rossmore and consequently the American Clairnant—
Gwendolen is sent for from school—The remains of the
late
Claimant and brother to be shipped to England—
Hawkins and
Sellers nail the hatchments on "Rossmore
Towers"

CHAPTER
V.

Gwendolen's letter—Her arrival at home—Hawkins is introduced,
to his great pleasure—Communication from the bank thief—
Hawkins and Sellers have to wait ten days longer before
getting the reward—Viscount Berkeley and the late Claimant's
remains start simultaneously from England and
America

CHAPTER
VI.

Arrival of the remains of late Claimant and brother in England
—The usurping earl officiates as chief mourner, and they
are laid with their kindred in Cholmondeley church—Sally
Sellers a gifted costume-designer—Another communication
from the bank thief—Locating him in the New Gadsby—
The colonel's glimpse of one—armed Pete in the elevator—
Arrival of Viscount Berkeley at the same hotel

CHAPTER
VII.

Viscount Berkeley jots down his "impressions" to date with
a quill pen—The destruction of the New Gadsby by fire—
Berkeley loses his bearings and escapes with his journaled
"impressions" only—Discovery and hasty donning of
one-armed Pete's abandoned wardrobe—Glowing and affecting
account in the morning papers of the heroic death of the
heir of Rossmore—He will take a new name and start out
"incog"

CHAPTER
VIII.
The colonel's grief at the loss of both Berkeley and one-armed
Pete—Materialization—Breaking the news to the family—
The colonel starts to identify and secure a body (or ashes)
to send to the bereaved father

CHAPTER
IX.

The usual actress and her diamonds in the hotel fire—The
colonel secures three baskets of ashes—Mrs.
Sellers forbids
their lying in state—Generous hatchments—The ashes to be
sent only when the earl sends for them

CHAPTER
X.

Lord Berkeley deposits the $500 found in his appropriated
clothes—Attends "Mechanics' Debating Club"—Berkeley
(alias Tracy) is glad he came to this country

CHAPTER
XI.

No work for Tracy—Cheaper lodgings secured—Sleeping on
the roof—"My daughter Hattie"—Tracy receives further
"impressions" from Hattie (otherwise "Puss")—Mr.
Barrow
appears—And offers to help Tracy find work

CHAPTER
XII.

A boarding—house dinner—"No money, no dinner" for Mr.
Brady—"How did you come to mount that hat?"—A glimpse
of (the supposed) one-armed Pete—Extract from
Tracy's diary

CHAPTER
XIII.
Tracy and trades-unions—Unpopularity with fellow-boarders
—Which changes to popularity on his punishing Allen—
The cablegram

CHAPTER
XIV.

"Mechanics' Debating Club" again—Tracy is comforted by
Barrow's remarks—"Fool or no fool, he would grab it"
—"Earldom! oh, yes, take it if it offers"

CHAPTER
XV.

"You forgot to pay your board"—"I've been robbed "—Mr.
Allen among the missing, likewise other things—The
cablegram: "Thanks"—Despair of Tracy—"You've got
to amuse your mind"

CHAPTER
XVI.
The collaborative art collection—The artists—"The cannon's
our trademark"—Tracy's mind is amused

CHAPTER
XVII.
No further cablegram—"If those ghastly artists want a confederate,
I'm their man"—Tracy taken into partnership—Disappointments
of materialization — The phonograph adapted to marine service
—Utilization of wasted sewer gas

CHAPTER
XVIII.

The colonel's project to set Russia free—"I am going to buy
Siberia"—The materializee turns up—Being an artist he
is invited to restore the colonel's collection—Which he
forthwith begins

CHAPTER
XIX.
The perplexities and nobilities of materialization—The materializee
eats a couple of apples—Horror of Hawkins and
Sellers—It must be
a mistake"

CHAPTER
XX.

Tracy's perplexities with regard to the Claimant's sanity—
The Claimant interviews him—Sally Sellers meets Tracy
—A violent case of love at first sight—Pinks

CHAPTER
XXI.

Empty painting; empty millinerizing—Tracy's work satisfactory—
Sellers's new picture of Lord Berkeley—"He is a wobbler"—
The unsuccessful dinner—parties—"They flung their arms about
each other's necks"

CHAPTER
XXII.

"The materializing has got to stop where it is"—Sally
Sellers
repudiates "Lady Gwendolen"—The late Lord Berkeley
Sally's hero—
"The shady devil [Doubt] had knifed her"

CHAPTER
XXIII.

Tracy writes to his father—The rival houses to be united by
his marriage to Sally Sellers—The earl decides to "step
over and take a hand"—"The course of true love," etc.,
as usual—"You an earl's son! show me the signs"

CHAPTER
XXIV.

Time drags heavily for all concerned—Success of "Pigs in the
Clover"—Sellers is "fixed" for his temperance lecture—
Colonel and Mrs. Sellers start for
Europe—Interview of
Hawkins and Sally—Tracy an impostor

CHAPTER
XXV.

Telegram: "She's going to marry the materializee"—Interview
between Tracy and Sally—Arrival of the usurping earl—
"You can have him if you'll take him"—A quiet wedding
at the Towers—Sellers does not join the party to England—
Preparing to furnish climates to order

APPENDIX.

The weather in this book

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

"He was constructing some kind of frail mechanical toy."
"It must try your patience pretty sharply sometimes."
One-armed
Pete
"Father,
I am going to shake hands with Major Hawkins."
"Must
+ he go down in his spectral night dress?"
"Clah to goodness it's de fust time I've sot eyes on 'em."
Parker, assistant editor of the Democrat
"How do you do?"
"Both were so paralyzed with joy."
"It had already happened."
"His thoughts had been far away from these things."
"Fool or no fool, he would grab it."

"No.
5 started a laugh."
Capt.
Saltmarsh and brother of the brush
Wasted sewer gas
"Eastward with that great light transfiguring their faces."
It was a violent case of mutual love at first sight
"Time dragged heavily for both, now."
"Oh, my God, she's kissing it!"
"The shady devil had knifed her."
"You an earl's son! Show me the signs."
"My father!"
"Finally there was a quiet wedding at the Towers."

A
Dog's Tale

ILLUSTRATIONS

1.
Book Cover

2.
Frontpiece

3.
By-and-by Came My Little Puppy

4.
Flocked In To Hear Of My Heroism

5.
You Saved HIS Child

Chapter
I.

Chapter
II.

Chapter
III.

Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

A WHISPER TO THE READER
CHAPTER 1 — Pudd'nhead Wins His Name
CHAPTER 2 — Driscoll Spares His Slaves
CHAPTER 3 — Roxy Plays a Shrewd Trick
CHAPTER 4 — The Ways of the Changelings
CHAPTER 5 — The Twins Thrill Dawson's Landing
CHAPTER 6 — Swimming in Glory
CHAPTER 7 — The Unknown Nymph
CHAPTER 8 — Marse Tom Tramples His Chance
CHAPTER 9 — Tom Practices Sycophancy
CHAPTER 10 — The Nymph Revealed
CHAPTER 11 — Pudd'nhead's Thrilling Discovery
CHAPTER 12 — The Shame of Judge Driscoll
CHAPTER 13 — Tom Stares at Ruin
CHAPTER 14 — Roxana Insists Upon Reform
CHAPTER 15 — The Robber Robbed
CHAPTER 16 — Sold Down the River
CHAPTER 17 — The Judge Utters Dire Prophesy
CHAPTER 18 — Roxana Commands
CHAPTER 19 — The Prophesy Realized
CHAPTER 20 — The Murderer Chuckles
CHAPTER 21 — Doom
CONCLUSION
AUTHOR'S NOTE TO "THOSE EXTRAORDINARY TWINS"

Letters,
Volume 1.

FOREWORD
MARK TWAIN—A BIOGRAPHICAL SUMMARY
MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS

I.
EARLY LETTERS, 1853. NEW YORK AND PHILADELPHIA

II.
LETTERS 1856-61. KEOKUK, AND THE RIVER. END OF
PILOTING

III.
LETTERS 1861-62. ON THE FRONTIER. MINING ADVENTURES.
JOURNALISTIC BEGINNINGS.

IV.
LETTERS 1863-64. "MARK TWAIN." COMSTOCK JOURNALISM.
ARTEMUS WARD

V.
LETTERS 1864-66. SAN FRANCISCO AND HAWAII

VI.
LETTERS 1866-67. THE LECTURER. SUCCESS ON THE COAST.
IN NEW YORK. THE GREAT OCEAN EXCURSION.

Volume 2.

VII.
LETTERS 1867. THE TRAVELER. THE VOYAGE OF THE "QUAKER
CITY"

VIII.
LETTERS 1867-68. WASHINGTON AND SAN FRANCISCO. THE
PROPOSED BOOK OF TRAVEL. A NEW LECTURE.

IX.
LETTERS 1868-70. COURTSHIP, AND "THE INNOCENTS ABROAD"

X.
LETTERS 1870-71. MARK TWAIN IN BUFFALO. MARRIAGE. THE
BUFFALO EXPRESS. "MEMORANDA." LECTURES. A NEW BOOK.

XI.
LETTERS 1871-72. REMOVAL TO HARTFORD. A LECTURE TOUR.
"ROUGHING IT." FIRST LETTER TO HOWELLS.

XII.
LETTERS 1872-73. MARK TWAIN IN ENGLAND. LONDON
HONORS. ACQUAINTANCE WITH DR. JOHN BROWN. A LECTURE TRIUMPH. "THE
GILDED AGE".

XIII.
LETTERS 1874. HARTFORD AND ELMIRA. A NEW STUDY.
BEGINNING "TOM SAWYER." THE SELLERS PLAY.

XIV.
LETTERS 1874. MISSISSIPPI CHAPTERS. VISITS TO BOSTON.
A JOKE ON ALDRICH.

XV.
LETTERS FROM HARTFORD, 1875. MUCH CORRESPONDENCE WITH
HOWELLS

Volume 3

XVI.
LETTERS, 1876, CHIEFLY TO W. D. HOWELLS. LITERATURE
AND POLITICS. PLANNING A PLAY WITH BRET HARTE.

XVII.
LETTERS, 1877. TO BERMUDA WITH TWICHELL. PROPOSITION
TO TH. NAST. THE WHITTIER DINNER.

XVIII.
LETTERS FROM EUROPE, 1878-79. TRAMPING WITH
TWICHELL. WRITING A NEW TRAVEL BOOK. LIFE IN MUNICH.

XIX.
LETTERS 1879. RETURN TO AMERICA. THE GREAT GRANT
REUNION

XX.
LETTERS OF 1880, CHIEFLY TO HOWELLS. "THE PRINCE AND
THE PAUPER." MARK TWAIN MUGWUMP SOCIETY.

XXI.
LETTERS 1881, TO HOWELLS AND OTHERS. ASSISTING A
YOUNG SCULPTOR. LITERARY PLANS.

XXII.
LETTERS, 1882, MAINLY TO HOWELLS. WASTED FURY. OLD
SCENES REVISITED. THE MISSISSIPPI BOOK.

XXIII.
LETTERS, 1883, TO HOWELLS AND OTHERS. A GUEST OF
THE MARQUIS OF LORNE. THE HISTORY GAME. A PLAY BY HOWELLS AND MARK
TWAIN.

XXIV.
LETTERS, 1884, TO HOWELLS AND OTHERS. CABLE'S GREAT
APRIL FOOL. "HUCK FINN" IN PRESS. MARK TWAIN FOR CLEVELAND. CLEMENS
AND CABLE.

XXV.
THE GREAT YEAR OF 1885. CLEMENS AND CABLE.
PUBLICATION OF "HUCK

Volume 4.

XXVI.
LETTERS, 1886-87. JANE CLEMENS'S ROMANCE. UNMAILED
LETTERS, ETC.

XXVII.
MISCELLANEOUS LETTERS OF 1887. LITERARY ARTICLES.
PEACEFUL DAYS AT THE FARM. FAVORITE READING. APOLOGY TO MRS.
CLEVELAND, ETC.

XXVIII.
LETTERS,1888. A YALE DEGREE. WORK ON "THE YANKEE."
ON INTERVIEWING, ETC.

XXIX.
LETTERS, 1889. THE MACHINE. DEATH OF MR. CRANE.
CONCLUSION OF THE YANKEE.

XXX.
LETTERS, 1890, CHIEFLY TO JOS. T. GOODMAN. THE GREAT
MACHINE ENTERPRISE

XXXI.
LETTERS, 1891, TO HOWELLS, MRS. CLEMENS AND OTHERS.
RETURN TO LITERATURE. AMERICAN CLAIMANT. LEAVING HARTFORD. EUROPE.
DOWN THE RHINE.

XXXII.
LETTERS, 1892, CHIEFLY TO MR. HALL AND MRS. CRANE.
IN BERLIN, MENTONE, BAD-NAUHEIM, FLORENCE.

XXXIII.
LETTERS, 1893, TO MR. HALL, MRS. CLEMENS, AND
OTHERS. FLORENCE. BUSINESS TROUBLES. "PUDD'NHEAD WILSON." "JOAN OF
ARC." AT THE PLAYERS, NEW

XXXIV.
LETTERS 1894. A WINTER IN NEW YORK. BUSINESS
FAILURE. END OF THE MACHINE.

XXXV.
LETTERS, 1895-96, TO H. H. ROGERS AND OTHERS.
FINISHING "JOAN OF ARC." THE TRIP AROUND THE WORLD. DEATH OF SUSY
CLEMENS.

XXXVI.
LETTERS 1897. LONDON, SWITZERLAND, VIENNA

XXXVII.
LETTERS, 1898, TO HOWELLS AND TWICHELL. LIFE IN
VIENNA. PAYMENT OF THE DEBTS. ASSASSINATION OF THE EMPRESS.

XXXVIII.
LETTERS, 1899, TO HOWELLS AND OTHERS. VIENNA.
LONDON. A SUMMER IN SWEDEN.

XXXIX.
LETTERS OF 1900, MAINLY TO TWICHELL. THE BOER WAR.
BOXER TROUBLES. THE RETURN TO AMERICA.

Volume 5.

XL.
LETTERS OF 1901, CHIEFLY TO TWICHELL. MARK TWAIN AS A
REFORMER. SUMMER AT SARANAC. ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT McKINLEY.

XLI.
LETTERS OF 1902. RIVERDALE. YORK HARBOR. ILLNESS OF
MRS. CLEMENS

XLII.
LETTERS OF 1903. TO VARIOUS PERSONS. HARD DAYS AT
RIVERDALE. LAST SUMMER AT ELMIRA. THE RETURN TO ITALY.

XLIII.
LETTERS OF 1904. TO VARIOUS PERSONS. LIFE IN VILLA
QUARTO. DEATH OF MRS. CLEMENS. THE RETURN TO AMERICA.

XLIV.
LETTERS OF 1905. TO TWICHELL, MR. DUNEKA AND OTHERS.
POLITICS AND HUMANITY. A SUMMER AT DUBLIN. MARK TWAIN AT 70.

XLV.
LETTERS, 1906, TO VARIOUS PERSONS. THE FAREWELL
LECTURE. A SECOND SUMMER IN DUBLIN. BILLIARDS AND COPYRIGHT.

Volume 6.

XLVI.
LETTERS 1907-08. A DEGREE FROM OXFORD. THE NEW HOME
AT REDDING.

XLVII.
LETTERS, 1909. TO HOWELLS AND OTHERS. LIFE AT
STORMFIELD. COPYRIGHT EXTENSION. DEATH OF JEAN CLEMENS

XLVIII.
LETTERS OF 1910. LAST TRIP TO BERMUDA. LETTERS TO
PAINE. THE LAST LETTER.

Mysterious Stranger

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11

A FABLE
HUNTING THE DECEITFUL TURKEY
THE McWILLIAMSES AND THE BURGLAR ALARM

The
Double Barrelled Detective

PART I
I
II
III
IV.
V
PART II
I
II
III
IV
V

The
Stolen White Elephant

I.
II
III

Rambling
Idle Excursion

I.
II.
III.
IV.

Carnival of Crime in CT.

The Loves of Alonzo Fitz

THE LOVES OF ALONZO FITZ CLARENCE AND ROSANNAH ETHELTON
ON THE DECAY OF THE ART OF LYING
ABOUT MAGNANIMOUS-INCIDENT LITERATURE
PUNCH, BROTHERS, PUNCH
THE GREAT REVOLUTION IN PITCAIRN
THE CANVASSER'S TALE
AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER
PARIS NOTES
LEGEND OF SAGENFELD, IN GERMANY
SPEECH ON THE BABIES
SPEECH ON THE WEATHER
CONCERNING THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE
ROGERS

Those
Extraordinary Twins

CHAPTER I. | THE TWINS AS THEY REALLY WERE
CHAPTER II. | MA COOPER GETS ALL MIXED UP
CHAPTER III. | ANGELO IS BLUE
CHAPTER IV. | SUPERNATURAL CHRONOMETRY
CHAPTER V. | GUILT AND INNOCENCE FINELY BLENT
CHAPTER VI. | THE AMAZING DUEL
CHAPTER VII. | LUIGI DEFIES GALEN
CHAPTER VIII. | BAPTISM OF THE BETTER HALF
CHAPTER IX. | THE DRINKLESS DRUNK
CHAPTER X. | SO THEY HANGED LUIGI
FINAL REMARKS. |

A
Burlesque Autobiography

BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY
AWFUL, TERRIBLE MEDIEVAL ROMANCE
CHAPTER I. THE SECRET REVEALED.
CHAPTER II. FESTIVITY AND TEARS
CHAPTER III. THE PLOT THICKENS.
CHAPTER IV. THE AWFUL REVELATION.
CHAPTER V. THE FRIGHTFUL CATASTROPHE.

Mysterious Stranger

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11

A FABLE
HUNTING THE DECEITFUL TURKEY
THE McWILLIAMSES AND THE BURGLAR ALARM

Christian
Science

PREFACE
BOOK I. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
CHAPTER V
CHAPTER VI
CHAPTER VII
CHAPTER VIII
CHAPTER IX
BOOK II.
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
POSTSCRIPT
CHAPTER V
SUMMARY
CHAPTER VI
THE PASTOR EMERITUS
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
THE PRESIDENT
TREASURER AND CLERK
BOARD OF TRUSTEES
READERS
ELECTION OF READERS
THE ARISTOCRACY
CHURCH MEMBERSHIP
AND SOME ENGLISH REQUIRED
"READERS" AGAIN
MONOPOLY OF SPIRITUAL BREAD
CHAPTER VII.
THE NEW INFALLIBILITY
THE SACRED POEMS
THE CHURCH EDIFICE
PRAYER
THE LORD'S PRAYER-AMENDED
THE NEW UNPARDONABLE SIN
AXE AND BLOCK
READING LETTERS AT MEETINGS
HONESTY REQUISITE
FURTHER APPLICATIONS OF THE AXE
MORE SELF-PROTECTIONS
BOARD OF EDUCATION
PUBLIC TEACHERS
BOARD OF LECTURESHIP
MISSIONARIES
THE BY-LAWS
THE CREED
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PUBLISHING ASSOCIATION
THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PUBLISHING SOCIETY
CHAPTER VIII
"MOTHER-CHURCH UNIQUE"
"NO FIRST MEMBERS"
"THE"
A LIFE-TERM MONOPOLY
A PERPETUAL ONE
THE SANCTUM SANCTORUM AND SACRED CHAIR
THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PASTOR-UNIVERSAL
PRICE OF THE PASTOR-UNIVERSAL
SEVEN HUNDRED PER CENT.
CHAPTER IX
CHAPTER X
CHAPTER XI
CHAPTER XII
CHAPTER XIII
CHAPTER XIV
CHAPTER XV
APPENDIX A
APPENDIX B
APPENDIX C
APPENDIX D
APPENDIX E
APPENDIX F
MRS. EDDY IN ERROR
MAIN PARTS OF THE MACHINE
DISTRIBUTION OF THE MACHINE'S POWERS AND DIGNITIES
CONCLUSION

Mark
Twain's Speeches

INTRODUCTION
PREFACE
THE STORY OF A SPEECH
PLYMOUTH ROCK AND THE PILGRIMS
COMPLIMENTS AND DEGREES
BOOKS, AUTHORS, AND HATS
DEDICATION SPEECH
DIE SCHRECKEN DER DEUTSCHEN SPRACHE
GERMAN FOR THE HUNGARIANS
A NEW GERMAN WORD
UNCONSCIOUS PLAGIARISM
THE WEATHER
THE BABIES
OUR CHILDREN AND GREAT DISCOVERIES
EDUCATING THEATRE-GOERS
THE EDUCATIONAL THEATRE
POETS AS POLICEMEN
PUDD'NHEAD WILSON DRAMATIZED
DALY THEATRE
THE DRESS OF CIVILIZED WOMAN
DRESS REFORM AND COPYRIGHT
COLLEGE GIRLS
GIRLS
THE LADIES
WOMAN'S PRESS CLUB
VOTES FOR WOMEN
WOMAN-AN OPINION
ADVICE TO GIRLS
TAXES AND MORALS
TAMMANY AND CROKER
MUNICIPAL CORRUPTION
MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT
CHINA AND THE PHILIPPINES
THEORETICAL MORALS
LAYMAN'S SERMON
UNIVERSITY SETTLEMENT SOCIETY
PUBLIC EDUCATION ASSOCIATION
EDUCATION AND CITIZENSHIP
COURAGE
THE DINNER TO MR. CHOATE
ON STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE
HENRY M. STANLEY
DINNER TO MR. JEROME
HENRY IRVING
DINNER TO HAMILTON W. MABIE
INTRODUCING NYE AND RILEY
DINNER TO WHITELAW REID
ROGERS AND RAILROADS
THE OLD-FASHIONED PRINTER
SOCIETY OF AMERICAN AUTHORS
READING-ROOM OPENING
LITERATURE
DISAPPEARANCE OF LITERATURE
THE NEW YORK PRESS CLUB DINNER
THE ALPHABET AND SIMPLIFIED SPELLING
SPELLING AND PICTURES
BOOKS AND BURGLARS
AUTHORS' CLUB
BOOKSELLERS
"MARK TWAIN'S FIRST APPEARANCE"
MORALS AND MEMORY
QUEEN VICTORIA
JOAN OF ARC
ACCIDENT INSURANCE—ETC.
OSTEOPATHY
WATER-SUPPLY
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
CATS AND CANDY
OBITUARY POETRY
CIGARS AND TOBACCO
BILLIARDS
THE UNION RIGHT OR WRONG
AN IDEAL FRENCH ADDRESS
STATISTICS
GALVESTON ORPHAN BAZAAR
SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE
CHARITY AND ACTORS
RUSSIAN REPUBLIC
RUSSIAN SUFFERERS
WATTERSON AND TWAIN AS REBELS
ROBERT FULTON FUND
FULTON DAY, JAMESTOWN
LOTOS CLUB DINNER IN HONOR OF MARK TWAIN
COPYRIGHT
IN AID OF THE BLIND
DR. MARK TWAIN, FARMEOPATH
MISSOURI UNIVERSITY SPEECH
BUSINESS
CARNEGIE THE BENEFACTOR
ON POETRY, VERACITY, AND SUICIDE
WELCOME HOME
AN UNDELIVERED SPEECH
SIXTY-SEVENTH BIRTHDAY
TO THE WHITEFRIARS
THE ASCOT GOLD CUP
THE SAVAGE CLUB DINNER
GENERAL MILES AND THE DOG
WHEN IN DOUBT, TELL THE TRUTH
THE DAY WE CELEBRATE
INDEPENDENCE DAY
AMERICANS AND THE ENGLISH
ABOUT LONDON
PRINCETON
THE ST. LOUIS HARBOR-BOAT "MARK TWAIN"
SEVENTIETH BIRTHDAY

1601

INTRODUCTION
THE FIRST PRINTING: Verbatim Reprint
FOOTNOTES To Frivolity
PARTIAL BIBLIOGRAPHY

Curious
Republic of Gondour

THE CURIOUS REPUBLIC OF GONDOUR
A MEMORY
INTRODUCTORY TO "MEMORANDA"
ABOUT SMELLS
A COUPLE OF SAD EXPERIENCES
DAN MURPHY
THE "TOURNAMENT" IN A. D. 1870
CURIOUS RELIC FOR SALE
A REMINISCENCE OF THE BACK SETTLEMENTS
A ROYAL COMPLIMENT
THE APPROACHING EPIDEMIC
THE TONE-IMPARTING COMMITTEE
OUR PRECIOUS LUNATIC

THE EUROPEAN WARS—
[From the Buffalo Express, July 25, 1870.]

THE WILD MAN INTERVIEWED—
[From the Buffalo Express, September 18, 1869.]

LAST WORDS OF GREAT MEN—
[From the Buffalo Express, September 11, 1889.]

Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again

LETTER I
LETTER II
LETTER III
LETTER IV
LETTER V
LETTER VI
LETTER VII

Essays on
Paul Bourget

WHAT PAUL BOURGET THINKS OF US
A LITTLE NOTE TO M. PAUL BOURGET

How to
Tell a Story

HOW TO TELL A STORY

THE
WOUNDED SOLDIER.

THE GOLDEN
ARM.

MENTAL TELEGRAPHY AGAIN
THE INVALID'S STORY

Fennimore
Cooper Offences

Defence of Harriet Shelley

I
II
III

Hadleyberg Stories et al.

THE MAN THAT CORRUPTED HADLEYBURG
MY FIRST LIE, AND HOW I GOT OUT OF IT
THE ESQUIMAUX MAIDEN'S ROMANCE
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE AND THE BOOK OF MRS. EDDY
IS HE LIVING OR IS HE DEAD?
MY DEBUT AS A LITERARY PERSON
AT THE APPETITE-CURE
CONCERNING THE JEWS
FROM THE 'LONDON TIMES' OF 1904
ABOUT PLAY-ACTING
TRAVELLING WITH A REFORMER
DIPLOMATIC PAY AND CLOTHES
LUCK
THE CAPTAIN'S STORY
STIRRING TIMES IN AUSTRIA
PRIVATE HISTORY OF THE 'JUMPING FROG' STORY
[Translation.]
[My Retranslation.]
MY MILITARY CAMPAIGN
MEISTERSCHAFT
ACT I. SCENE I.
ACT II. SCENE I.
ACT III.
MY BOYHOOD DREAMS
TO THE ABOVE OLD PEOPLE
IN MEMORIAM

What Is Man?
And Others

WHAT IS MAN?
THE DEATH OF JEAN
THE TURNING-POINT OF MY LIFE
HOW TO MAKE HISTORY DATES STICK
THE MEMORABLE ASSASSINATION
A SCRAP OF CURIOUS HISTORY
SWITZERLAND, THE CRADLE OF LIBERTY
AT THE SHRINE OF ST. WAGNER
WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS
ENGLISH AS SHE IS TAUGHT
ON GIRLS
A SIMPLIFIED ALPHABET
AS CONCERNS INTERPRETING THE DEITY
CONCERNING TOBACCO
THE BEE
TAMING THE BICYCLE
IS SHAKESPEARE DEAD?

Tom Sawyer
Abroad

CHAPTER I. | TOM SEEKS NEW ADVENTURES
CHAPTER II. | THE BALLOON ASCENSION
CHAPTER III. | TOM EXPLAINS
CHAPTER IV. | STORM
CHAPTER V. | LAND
CHAPTER VI. | IT'S A CARAVAN
CHAPTER VII. | TOM RESPECTS THE FLEA
CHAPTER VIII. | THE DISAPPEARING LAKE
CHAPTER IX. | TOM DISCOURSES ON THE DESERT
CHAPTER X. | THE TREASURE-HILL
CHAPTER XI. | THE SAND-STORM
CHAPTER XII. | JIM STANDING SIEGE
CHAPTER XIII. | GOING FOR TOM'S PIPE

Tom Sawyer,
Detective

CHAPTER I. | AN INVITATION FOR TOM AND HUCK
CHAPTER II. | JAKE DUNLAP
CHAPTER III. | A DIAMOND ROBBERY
CHAPTER IV. | THE THREE SLEEPERS
CHAPTER V. | A TRAGEDY IN THE WOODS
CHAPTER VI. | PLANS TO SECURE THE DIAMONDS
CHAPTER VII. | A NIGHT'S VIGIL
CHAPTER VIII. | TALKING WITH THE GHOST
CHAPTER IX. | FINDING OF JUBITER DUNLAP
CHAPTER X. | THE ARREST OF UNCLE SILAS
CHAPTER XI. | TOM SAWYER DISCOVERS THE MURDERERS

The $30,000
Bequest and Others

THE $30,000 BEQUEST
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
CHAPTER V
CHAPTER VI
CHAPTER VII
CHAPTER VIII
A DOG'S TALE
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
WAS IT HEAVEN? OR HELL?
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
CHAPTER V
CHAPTER VI
CHAPTER VII
CHAPTER VIII
CHAPTER IX
CHAPTER X
A CURE FOR THE BLUES
THE CURIOUS BOOK
THE CALIFORNIAN'S TALE
A HELPLESS SITUATION
A TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION
EDWARD MILLS AND GEORGE BENTON: A TALE
THE FIVE BOONS OF LIFE
Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
THE FIRST WRITING-MACHINES
ITALIAN WITHOUT A MASTER
ITALIAN WITH GRAMMAR
A BURLESQUE BIOGRAPHY
HOW TO TELL A STORY
GENERAL WASHINGTON'S NEGRO BODY-SERVANT
WIT INSPIRATIONS OF THE "TWO-YEAR-OLDS"
AN ENTERTAINING ARTICLE
A LETTER TO THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
AMENDED OBITUARIES
A MONUMENT TO ADAM
A HUMANE WORD FROM SATAN

INTRODUCTION TO "THE NEW GUIDE OF THE
CONVERSATION IN PORTUGUESE
AND ENGLISH"

ADVICE TO LITTLE GIRLS
POST-MORTEM POETRY (1)
THE DANGER OF LYING IN BED
PORTRAIT OF KING WILLIAM III
DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD?
EXTRACTS FROM ADAM'S DIARY
EVE'S DIARY
EXTRACT FROM ADAM'S DIARY

Recollections of Joan of Arc, I.

PERSONAL RECOLLECTIONS OF JOAN OF ARC
TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE
A PECULIARITY OF JOAN OF ARC'S HISTORY
THE SIEUR LOUIS DE CONTE
BOOK I IN DOMREMY
Chapter 1 When Wolves Ran Free in Paris
Chapter 2 The Fairy Tree of Domremy
Chapter 3 All Aflame with Love of France
Chapter 4 Joan Tames the Mad Man
Chapter 5 Domremy Pillaged and Burned
Chapter 6 Joan and Archangel Michael
Chapter 7 She Delivers the Divine Command
Chapter 8 Why the Scorners Relented
BOOK II IN COURT AND CAMP
Chapter 1 Joan Says Good-By
Chapter 2 The Governor Speeds Joan
Chapter 3 The Paladin Groans and Boasts
Chapter 4 Joan Leads Us Through the Enemy
Chapter 5 We Pierce the Last Ambuscades
Chapter 6 Joan Convinces the King
Chapter 7 Our Paladin in His Glory
Chapter 8 Joan Persuades Her Inquisitors
Chapter 9 She Is Made General-in-Chief
Chapter 10 The Maid's Sword and Banner
Chapter 11 The War March Is Begun
Chapter 12 Joan Puts Heart in Her Army
Chapter 13 Checked by the Folly of the Wise
Chapter 14 What the English Answered
Chapter 15 My Exquisite Poem Goes to Smash
Chapter 16 The Finding of the Dwarf
Chapter 17 Sweet Fruit of Bitter Truth
Chapter 18 Joan's First Battle-Field
Chapter 19 We Burst In Upon Ghosts
Chapter 20 Joan Makes Cowards Brave Victors
Chapter 21 She Gently Reproves Her Dear Friend
Chapter 22 The Fate of France Decided
Chapter 23 Joan Inspires the Tawdry King
Chapter 24 Tinsel Trappings of Nobility
Chapter 25 At Last—Forward!
Chapter 26 The Last Doubts Scattered
Chapter 27 How Joan Took Jargeau

Recollections of Joan of Arc, II.

BOOK II — IN COURT AND CAMP (Continued)
28 Joan Foretells Her Doom
29 Fierce Talbot Reconsiders
30 The Red Field of Patay
31 France Begins to Live Again
32 The Joyous News Flies Fast
33 Joan's Five Great Deeds
34 The Jests of the Burgundians
35 The Heir of France is Crowned
36 Joan Hears News from Home
37 Again to Arms
38 The King Cries "Forward!"
39 We Win, But the King Balks
40 Treachery Conquers Joan
41 The Maid Will March No More
BOOK III TRIAL AND MARTYRDOM
1 The Maid in Chains
2 Joan Sold to the English
3 Weaving the Net About Her
4 All Ready to Condemn
5 Fifty Experts Against a Novice
6 The Maid Baffles Her Persecutors
7 Craft That Was in Vain
8 Joan Tells of Her Visions
9 Her Sure Deliverance Foretold
10 The Inquisitors at Their Wits' End
11 The Court Reorganized for Assassination
12 Joan's Master-Stroke Diverted
13 The Third Trial Fails
14 Joan Struggles with Her Twelve Lies
15 Undaunted by Threat of Burning
16 Joan Stands Defiant Before the Rack
17 Supreme in Direst Peril
18 Condemned Yet Unafraid
19 Our Last Hopes of Rescue Fail
20 The Betrayal
21 Respited Only for Torture
22 Joan Gives the Fatal Answer
23 The Time Is at Hand
24 Joan the Martyr
CONCLUSION

Autobiography,
Vol. I.

Autobiography,
Vol. II.

THE
INNOCENTS ABROAD

LIST
OF ILLUSTRATIONS

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I.

Popular Talk of the Excursion—Programme of the Trip—Duly
Ticketed for the Excursion—Defection of the Celebrities

CHAPTER
II.

Grand Preparations—An Imposing Dignitary—The European
Exodus— Mr. Blucher’s Opinion—Stateroom No. 10—The
Assembling of the Clans— At Sea at Last

CHAPTER
III.

“Averaging” the Passengers—Far, far at Sea.—Tribulation among the Patriarchs—Seeking Amusement under Difficulties—Five
Captains in the Ship

CHAPTER
IV.

The Pilgrims Becoming Domesticated—Pilgrim Life at Sea—“Horse-
Billiards”—The “Synagogue”—The Writing
School—Jack’s “Journal”— The “Q.
C. Club”—The Magic Lantern—State Ball on Deck—Mock
Trials— Charades—Pilgrim Solemnity—Slow Music—The
Executive Officer Delivers an Opinion

CHAPTER
V.

Summer in Mid-Atlantic—An Eccentric Moon—Mr. Blucher Loses
Confidence—The Mystery of “Ship Time”—The
Denizens of the Deep—“Land Hoh”— The First
Landing on a Foreign Shore—Sensation among the Natives—
Something about the Azores Islands—Blucher’s Disastrous
Dinner— The Happy Result

CHAPTER
VI.

Solid Information—A Fossil Community—Curious Ways and
Customs—Jesuit Humbuggery—Fantastic Pilgrimizing—Origin of the Russ Pavement— Squaring Accounts with the Fossils—At
Sea Again

CHAPTER
VII.

A Tempest at Night—Spain and Africa on Exhibition—Greeting a Majestic Stranger—The Pillars of Hercules—The Rock of
Gibraltar—Tiresome Repetition—“The Queen’s
Chair”—Serenity Conquered—Curiosities of the Secret
Caverns—Personnel of Gibraltar—Some Odd Characters—A
Private Frolic in Africa—Bearding a Moorish Garrison (without loss of life)—Vanity Rebuked—Disembarking in the Empire of
Morocco

CHAPTER
VIII.

The Ancient City of Tangier, Morocco—Strange Sights—A
Cradle of Antiquity—We become Wealthy—How they Rob the
Mail in Africa—The Danger of being Opulent in Morocco

CHAPTER
IX.

A Pilgrim—in Deadly Peril—How they Mended the Clock—Moorish
Punishments for Crime—Marriage Customs—Looking Several ways for Sunday—Shrewd, Practice of Mohammedan Pilgrims—Reverence for Cats—Bliss of being a Consul-General

CHAPTER
X.

Fourth of July at Sea—Mediterranean Sunset—The “Oracle”
is Delivered of an Opinion—Celebration Ceremonies—The
Captain’s Speech—France in Sight—The Ignorant Native—In
Marseilles—Another Blunder—Lost in the Great City—Found
Again—A Frenchy Scene

CHAPTER
XI.

Getting used to it—No Soap—Bill of Fare, Table d’hote—“An
American Sir”—A Curious Discovery—The “Pilgrim”
Bird—Strange Companionship—A Grave of the Living—A
Long Captivity—Some of Dumas’ Heroes—Dungeon of the
Famous “Iron Mask.”

CHAPTER
XII.

A Holiday Flight through France—Summer Garb of the Landscape—Abroad on the Great Plains—Peculiarities of French Cars—French
Politeness American Railway Officials—“Twenty Minutes to
Dinner!”—Why there are no Accidents—The “Old
Travellers”—Still on the Wing—Paris at Last——French
Order and Quiet—Place of the Bastile—Seeing the Sights—A
Barbarous Atrocity—Absurd Billiards

CHAPTER
XIII.

More Trouble—Monsieur Billfinger—Re-Christening the
Frenchman—In the Clutches of a Paris Guide—The
International Exposition—Fine Military Review—Glimpse of the Emperor Napoleon and the Sultan of Turkey

CHAPTER
XIV.

The Venerable Cathedral of Notre-Dame—Jean Sanspeur’s
Addition—Treasures and Sacred Relics—The Legend of the
Cross—The Morgue—The Outrageious ‘Can-Can’—Blondin
Aflame—The Louvre Palace—The Great Park—Showy
Pageantry—Preservation of Noted Things

CHAPTER
XV.

French National Burying—Ground—Among the Great Dead—The
Shrine of Disappointed Love—The Story of Abelard and Heloise—“English
Spoken Here”—“American Drinks Compounded Here”—Imperial
Honors to an American—The Over-estimated Grisette—Departure from Paris—A Deliberate Opinion Concerning the Comeliness of
American Women

CHAPTER
XVI.

Versailles—Paradise Regained—A Wonderful Park—Paradise
Lost—Napoleonic Strategy

CHAPTER
XVII.

War—The American Forces Victorious—“Home Again”—Italy in Sight The “City of Palaces”—Beauty of the Genoese
Women—The “Stub-Hunters”—Among the Palaces—Gifted
Guide—Church Magnificence—“Women not Admitted”—How the Genoese Live—Massive Architecture—A Scrap of Ancient
History—Graves for 60,000

CHAPTER
XVIII.

Flying Through Italy—Marengo—First Glimpse of the Famous
Cathedral—Description of some of its Wonders—A Horror
Carved in Stone——An Unpleasant Adventure—A Good Man—A
Sermon from the Tomb—Tons of Gold and Silver—Some More
Holy Relics—Solomon’s Temple

CHAPTER
XIX

“Do You Wiz zo Haut can be?”—La Scala—Petrarch and Laura—Lucrezia Borgia—Ingenious Frescoes—Ancient
Roman Amphitheatre—A Clever Delusion—Distressing Billiards—The
Chief Charm of European Life—An Italian Bath—Wanted: Soap—Crippled
French—Mutilated English—The Most Celebrated Painting in the World—Amateur Raptures—Uninspired Critics—Anecdote—A
Wonderful Echo—A Kiss for a Franc

CHAPTER
XX.

Rural Italy by Rail—Fumigated, According to Law—The
Sorrowing Englishman—Night by the Lake of Como—The Famous
Lake—Its Scenery—Como compared with Tahoe—Meeting a
Shipmate

CHAPTER
XXI.

The Pretty Lago di Lecco--A Carriage Drive in the Country--Astonishing
Sociability in a Coachman--Sleepy Land--Bloody Shrines--The Heart and
Home of Priestcraft--A Thrilling Mediaeval Romance--The Birthplace of
Harlequin--Approaching Venice

CHAPTER
XXII.

Night in Venice--The “Gay Gondolier"--The Grand Fete by
Moonlight--The Notable Sights of Venice--The Mother of the Republics
Desolate

CHAPTER
XXIII.

The Famous Gondola--The Gondola in an Unromantic Aspect--The Great
Square of St. Mark and the Winged Lion--Snobs, at Home and
Abroad--Sepulchres of the Great Dead--A Tilt at the “Old
Masters"--A Contraband Guide--The Conspiracy--Moving Again

CHAPTER
XXIV.

Down Through Italy by Rail--Idling in Florence--Dante and Galileo--An
Ungrateful City--Dazzling Generosity--Wonderful Mosaics--The
Historical Arno--Lost Again--Found Again, but no Fatted Calf
Ready--The Leaning Tower of Pisa--The Ancient Duomo--The Old Original
First Pendulum that Ever Swung--An Enchanting Echo--A New Holy
Sepulchre--A Relic of Antiquity--A Fallen Republic--At Leghorn--At
Home Again, and Satisfied, on Board the Ship--Our Vessel an Object of
Grave Suspicion--Garibaldi Visited--Threats of Quarantine

CHAPTER
XXV.

The Works of Bankruptcy--Railway Grandeur--How to Fill an Empty
Treasury--The Sumptuousness of Mother Church--Ecclesiastical
Splendor--Magnificence and Misery--General Execration--More
Magnificence A Good Word for the Priests--Civita Vecchia the
Dismal--Off for Rome

CHAPTER
XXVI.

The Modern Roman on His Travels--The Grandeur of St. Peter’s--Holy
Relics--Grand View from the Dome--The Holy Inquisition--Interesting
Old Monkish Frauds--The Ruined Coliseum--The Coliseum in the Days of its Prime--Ancient Playbill of a Coliseum Performance--A Roman
Newspaper Criticism 1700 Years Old

CHAPTER
XXVII.

“Butchered to Make a Roman Holiday"--The Man who Never
Complained--An Exasperating Subject--Asinine Guides--The Roman
Catacombs The Saint Whose Fervor Burst his Ribs--The Miracle of the
Bleeding Heart--The Legend of Ara Coeli

CHAPTER
XXVIII.

Picturesque Horrors--The Legend of Brother Thomas--Sorrow
Scientifically Analyzed--A Festive Company of the Dead--The Great
Vatican Museum Artist Sins of Omission--The Rape of the Sabines--Papal
Protection of Art--High Price of “Old Masters"--Improved
Scripture--Scale of Rank of the Holy Personages in Rome--Scale of
Honors Accorded Them--Fossilizing--Away for Naples

CHAPTER
XXIX.

Naples--In Quarantine at Last--Annunciation--Ascent of Mount
Vesuvius--A Two Cent Community--The Black Side of Neapolitan
Character--Monkish Miracles--Ascent of Mount Vesuvius Continued--The
Stranger and the Hackman--Night View of Naples from the
Mountain-side---Ascent of Mount Vesuvius Continued

CHAPTER
XXX.

Ascent of Mount Vesuvius Continued--Beautiful View at Dawn--Less
Beautiful in the Back Streets--Ascent of Vesuvius Continued--Dwellings a Hundred Feet High--A Motley Procession--Bill of Fare for a Peddler’s
Breakfast--Princely Salaries--Ascent of Vesuvius Continued--An Average of Prices--The wonderful “Blue Grotto"--Visit to Celebrated
Localities in the Bay of Naples--The Poisoned “Grotto of the
Dog"--A Petrified Sea of Lava--Ascent of Mount Vesuvius Continued--The
Summit Reached--Description of the Crater--Descent of Vesuvius

CHAPTER
XXXI.

The Buried City of Pompeii—How Dwellings Appear that have been
Unoccupied for Eighteen hundred years—The Judgment Seat—Desolation—The
Footprints of the Departed—“No Women Admitted”—Theatres,
Bakeshops, Schools—Skeletons preserved by the Ashes and Cinders—The
Brave Martyr to Duty—Rip Van Winkle—The Perishable Nature of Fame

CHAPTER
XXXII.

At Sea Once More—The Pilgrims all Well—Superb Stromboli—Sicily by Moonlight—Scylla and Charybdis—The “Oracle”
at Fault—Skirting the Isles of Greece Ancient Athens—Blockaded by Quarantine and Refused Permission to Enter—Running the
Blockade—A Bloodless Midnight Adventure—Turning Robbers from Necessity—Attempt to Carry the Acropolis by Storm—We
Fail—Among the Glories of the Past—A World of Ruined
Sculpture—A Fairy Vision—Famous Localities—Retreating in Good Order—Captured by the Guards—Travelling in
Military State—Safe on Board Again

CHAPTER
XXXIII.

Modern Greece—Fallen Greatness—Sailing Through the
Archipelago and the Dardanelles—Footprints of History—The
First Shoddy Contractor of whom History gives any Account—Anchored
Before Constantinople—Fantastic Fashions—The Ingenious
Goose-Rancher—Marvelous Cripples—The Great Mosque—The
Thousand and One Columns—The Grand Bazaar of Stamboul

CHAPTER
XXXIV.

Scarcity of Morals and Whiskey—Slave-Girl Market Report—Commercial
Morality at a Discount—The Slandered Dogs of Constantinople—Questionable
Delights of Newspaperdom in Turkey—Ingenious Italian Journalism—No
More Turkish Lunches Desired—The Turkish Bath Fraud—The
Narghileh Fraud—Jackplaned by a Native—The Turkish Coffee
Fraud

CHAPTER
XXXV.

Sailing Through the Bosporus and the Black Sea—“Far-Away
Moses”—Melancholy Sebastopol—Hospitably Received in
Russia—Pleasant English People—Desperate Fighting—Relic
Hunting—How Travellers Form “Cabinets”

CHAPTER
XXXVI.

Nine Thousand Miles East—Imitation American Town in Russia—Gratitude that Came Too Late—To Visit the Autocrat of All the Russias

CHAPTER
XXXVII.

Summer Home of Royalty—Practising for the Dread Ordeal—Committee on Imperial Address—Reception by the Emperor and Family—Dresses of the Imperial Party—Concentrated Power—Counting the
Spoons—At the Grand Duke’s—A Charming Villa—A
Knightly Figure—The Grand Duchess—A Grand Ducal Breakfast—Baker’s
Boy, the Famine-Breeder—Theatrical Monarchs a Fraud—Saved as by Fire—The Governor—General’s Visit to the Ship—Official
“Style”—Aristocratic Visitors—“Munchausenizing”
with Them—Closing Ceremonies

CHAPTER
XXXVIII.

Return to Constantinople—We Sail for Asia—The Sailors
Burlesque the Imperial Visitors—Ancient Smyrna—The “Oriental
Splendor” Fraud—The “Biblical Crown of Life”—Pilgrim
Prophecy-Savans—Sociable Armenian Girls—A Sweet
Reminiscence—“The Camels are Coming, Ha-ha!”

CHAPTER
XXXIX.

Smyrna’s Lions—The Martyr Polycarp—The “Seven
Churches”—Remains of the Six Smyrnas—Mysterious
Oyster Mine Oysters—Seeking Scenery—A Millerite Tradition—A
Railroad Out of its Sphere

CHAPTER
XL.

Journeying Toward Ancient Ephesus—Ancient Ayassalook—The
Villanous Donkey—A Fantastic Procession—Bygone
Magnificence—Fragments of History—The Legend of the Seven
Sleepers

CHAPTER
XLI.

Vandalism Prohibited—Angry Pilgrims—Approaching Holy Land!—The
“Shrill Note of Preparation”—Distress About
Dragomans and Transportation—The “Long Route”
Adopted—In Syria—Something about Beirout—A Choice
Specimen of a Greek “Ferguson”—Outfits—Hideous
Horseflesh—Pilgrim “Style”—What of Aladdin’s
Lamp?

CHAPTER
XLII.

“Jacksonville,” in the Mountains of Lebanon—Breakfasting above a Grand Panorama—The Vanished City—The Peculiar
Steed, “Jericho”—The Pilgrims Progress—Bible
Scenes—Mount Hermon, Joshua’s Battle Fields, etc.—The
Tomb of Noah—A Most Unfortunate People

CHAPTER
XLIII.

Patriarchal Customs—Magnificent Baalbec—Description of the
Ruins—Scribbling Smiths and Joneses—Pilgrim Fidelity to the Letter of the Law—The Revered Fountain of Baalam’s Ass

CHAPTER
XLIV.

Extracts from Note-Book—Mahomet’s Paradise and the Bible’s—Beautiful
Damascus the Oldest City on Earth—Oriental Scenes within the
Curious Old City—Damascus Street Car—The Story of St. Paul—The
“Street called Straight”—Mahomet’s Tomb and
St. George’s—The Christian Massacre—Mohammedan Dread of Pollution—The House of Naaman—The Horrors of Leprosy

CHAPTER
XLV.

The Cholera by way of Variety—Hot—Another Outlandish
Procession—Pen and-Ink Photograph of “Jonesborough,”
Syria—Tomb of Nimrod, the Mighty Hunter—The Stateliest
Ruin of All—Stepping over the Borders of Holy-Land—Bathing in the Sources of Jordan—More “Specimen” Hunting—Ruins of Cesarea—Philippi—“On This Rock Will I Build my
Church”—The People the Disciples Knew—The Noble
Steed “Baalbec”—Sentimental Horse Idolatry of the
Arabs

CHAPTER
XLVI.

Dan—Bashan—Genessaret—A Notable Panorama—Smallness of Palestine—Scraps of History—Character of the Country—Bedouin
Shepherds—Glimpses of the Hoary Past—Mr. Grimes’s
Bedouins—A Battle—Ground of Joshua—That Soldier’s
Manner of Fighting—Barak’s Battle—The Necessity of
Unlearning Some Things—Desolation

CHAPTER
XLVII.

“Jack’s Adventure”—Joseph’s Pit—The
Story of Joseph—Joseph’s Magnanimity and Esau’s—The
Sacred Lake of Genessaret—Enthusiasm of the Pilgrims—Why
We did not Sail on Galilee—About Capernaum—Concerning the
Saviour’s Brothers and Sisters—Journeying toward Magdela

CHAPTER
XLVIII.

Curious Specimens of Art and Architecture—Public Reception of the Pilgrims—Mary Magdalen’s House—Tiberias and its
Queer Inhabitants—The Sacred Sea of Galilee—Galilee by
Night

CHAPTER
XLIX.

The Ancient Baths—Ye Apparition—A Distinguished Panorama—The
Last Battle of the Crusades—The Story of the Lord of Kerak—Mount
Tabor—What one Sees from its Top—Memory of a Wonderful
Garden—The House of Deborah the Prophetess

CHAPTER
L.

Toward Nazareth—Bitten By a Camel—Grotto of the
Annunciation, Nazareth—Noted Grottoes in General—Joseph’s
Workshop—A Sacred Bowlder—The Fountain of the Virgin—Questionable
Female Beauty—Literary Curiosities

CHAPTER
LI.

Boyhood of the Saviour—Unseemly Antics of Sober Pilgrims—Home of the Witch of Endor—Nain—Profanation—A Popular
Oriental Picture—Biblical Metaphors Becoming steadily More
Intelligible—The Shuuem Miracle—The “Free Son of The
Desert”—Ancient Jezrael—Jehu’s Achievements—Samaria and its Famous Siege

CHAPTER
LII.

Curious Remnant of the Past—Shechem—The Oldest “First
Family” on Earth—The Oldest Manuscript Extant—The
Genuine Tomb of Joseph—Jacob’s Well—Shiloh—Camping with the Arabs—Jacob’s Ladder—More Desolation—Ramah,
Beroth, the Tomb of Samuel, The Fountain of Beira—Impatience—Approaching
Jerusalem—The Holy City in Sight—Noting Its Prominent
Features—Domiciled Within the Sacred Walls

CHAPTER
LIII.

“The Joy of the Whole Earth”—Description of
Jerusalem—Church of the Holy Sepulchre—The Stone of
Unction—The Grave of Jesus—Graves of Nicodemus and Joseph of Armattea—Places of the Apparition—The Finding of the
There Crosses——The Legend—Monkish Impostures—The
Pillar of Flagellation—The Place of a Relic—Godfrey’s
Sword—“The Bonds of Christ”—“The Center of the Earth”—Place whence the Dust was taken of which
Adam was Made—Grave of Adam—The Martyred Soldier—The
Copper Plate that was on the Cross—The Good St. Helena—Place of the Division of the Garments—St. Dimas, the Penitent Thief—The
Late Emperor Maximilian’s Contribution—Grotto wherein the
Crosses were Found, and the Nails, and the Crown of Thorns—Chapel of the Mocking—Tomb of Melchizedek—Graves of Two Renowned
Crusaders—The Place of the Crucifixion

CHAPTER
LIV.

The “Sorrowful Way”—The Legend of St. Veronica’s
Handkerchief—An Illustrious Stone—House of the Wandering
Jew—The Tradition of the Wanderer—Solomon’s Temple—Mosque of Omar—Moslem Traditions—“Women not Admitted”—The
Fate of a Gossip—Turkish Sacred Relics—Judgment Seat of
David and Saul—Genuine Precious Remains of Solomon’s
Temple—Surfeited with Sights—The Pool of Siloam—The
Garden of Gethsemane and Other Sacred Localities

CHAPTER
LV.

Rebellion in the Camp—Charms of Nomadic Life—Dismal Rumors—En
Route for Jericho and The Dead Sea—Pilgrim Strategy—Bethany and the Dwelling of Lazarus—“Bedouins!”—Ancient
Jericho—Misery—The Night March—The Dead Sea—An
Idea of What a “Wilderness” in Palestine is—The Holy hermits of Mars Saba—Good St. Saba—Women not Admitted—Buried from the World for all Time—Unselfish Catholic Benevolence—Gazelles—The
Plain of the Shepherds—Birthplace of the Saviour, Bethlehem—Church of the Nativity—Its Hundred Holy Places—The Famous “Milk”
Grotto—Tradition—Return to Jerusalem—Exhausted

CHAPTER
LVI.

Departure from Jerusalem—Samson—The Plain of Sharon—Arrival at Joppa—Horse of Simon the Tanner—The Long Pilgrimage
Ended—Character of Palestine Scenery—The Curse

CHAPTER
LVII.

The Happiness of being at Sea once more—“Home” as it is in a Pleasure Ship—“Shaking Hands” with the
Vessel—Jack in Costume—His Father’s Parting Advice—Approaching
Egypt—Ashore in Alexandria—A Deserved Compliment for the
Donkeys—Invasion of the Lost Tribes of America—End of the
Celebrated “Jaffa Colony”—Scenes in Grand Cairo—Shepheard’s
Hotel Contrasted with a Certain American Hotel—Preparing for the
Pyramids

CHAPTER
LVIII.

“Recherche” Donkeys—A Wild Ride—Specimens of
Egyptian Modesty—Moses in the Bulrushes—Place where the
Holy Family Sojourned—Distant view of the Pyramids—A
Nearer View—The Ascent—Superb View from the top of the
Pyramid—“Backsheesh! Backsheesh!”—An Arab
Exploit—In the Bowels of the Pyramid—Strategy—Reminiscence of “Holiday’s Hill”—Boyish Exploit—The
Majestic Sphynx—Things the Author will not Tell—Grand Old
Egypt

CHAPTER
LIX.

Going Home—A Demoralized Note-Book—A Boy’s Diary—Mere
Mention of Old Spain—Departure from Cadiz—A Deserved
Rebuke—The Beautiful Madeiras—Tabooed—In the
Delightful Bermudas—An English Welcome—Good-by to “Our
Friends the Bermudians”—Packing Trunks for Home—Our
First Accident—The Long Cruise Drawing to a Close—At Home—Amen

CHAPTER
LX.

Thankless Devotion—A Newspaper Valedictory—Conclusion

CHAPTER
LXI.

CONCLUSION.

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

1.
THE QUAKER CITY IN A STORM—FRONTPIECE

2.
ILLUMINATED TITLE-PAGE-THE PILGRIM’S VISION

3.
“I ‘LL PAY YOU IN PARIS"

4.
THE START

5.
“GOOD MORNING, SIR"

6.
THE OLD PIRATE

7.
DANCING UNDER DIFFICULTIES

8.
THE MOCK TRIAL

9.
“LAND, HO!”

10.
THE CAPOTE

11.
RUIN AND DESOLATION

12.
PORT OF HORTA, FAYAL

13.
“SEKKI-YAH"

14.
BEAUTIFUL STRANGER

15.
ROCK OF GIBRALTAR

16.
“QUEEN’S CHAIR"

17.
THE ORACLE

18.
THE INTERROGATION POINT

19.
GARRISON AT MALABAT

20.
ENTERTAINING AN ANGEL

21.
VIEW OF A STREET IN TANGIER

22.
CHANGE FOR A NAPOLEON

23.
THE CONSUL’S FAMILY

24.
“POET LARIAT"

25.
FIRST SUPPER IN FRANCE

26.
PAINTING

27.
RINGING FOR SOAP

28.
“WINE, SIR!”

29.
THE PILGRIM

30.
THE PRISONER

31.
HOMELESS FRANCE

32.
RAILROAD OFFICIAL IN FRANCE

33.
“FIVE MINUTES FOR REFRESHMENTS”—AMERICA

34.
“THIRTY MINUTES FOR DINNER”—FRANCE

35.
THE OLD TRAVELLER

36.
A DECIDED SHAVE

37.
A GAS-TLY SUBSTITUTE

38.
THE THREE GUIDES

39.
“ZE SILK MAGAZIN"

40.
RETURN IN WAR PAINT

41.
NAPOLEON III

42.
ABDUL AZIZ

43.
THE MORGUE

44.
WE TOOK A WALK

45.
THE CAN-CAN

46.
GRAVES OF ABELARD AND HELOISE

47.
A PAIR OF CANONS OF 13TH CENTURY

48.
THE PRIVATE MARRIAGE

49.
AMERICAN DRINKS

50.
ROYAL HONORS TO A YANKEE

51.
THE GRISETTE

52.
FOUNTAIN AT VERSAILLES

53.
WOMEN OF GENOA

54.
PETRIFIED LACKEY

55.
PRIEST AND FRIAR

56.
STATUE OF COLUMBUS

57.
GRAVES OF SIXTY THOUSAND

58.
ROOF AND SPIRES OF CATHEDRAL AT MILAN

59.
CENTRAL DOOR OF CATHEDRAL AT MILAN

60.
INTERIOR OF CATHEDRAL AT MILAN

61.
BOYHOOD EXPERIENCE

62.
TREASURES OF THE CATHEDRAL

63.
CATHEDRAL AT MILAN

64.
LA SCALA THEATRE

65.
COPYING FROM OLD MASTERS

66.
FACIAL EXPRESSION

67.
TILE ECHO

68.
NOTE BOOK

69.
A KISS FOR A FRANC

70.
THE FUMIGATION

71.
LAKE COMO

72.
GARDEN, LAKE COMO

73
SOCIAL DRIVER

74
WAYSIDE SHRINE

75
PEACE AND HAPPINESS

76
CASTLE OF COUNT LUIGI

77
THE WICKED BROTHER

78
DISGUSTED GONDOLIER

79
CATHEDRAL OF ST. MARK

80
THE PEG

81
“GOOD-BY"

82
M’SIEUR GOR-R-DONG

83
MONUMENT TO THE DOOR

84
ST. MARK, MATHEW, JEROME BY THE OLD MASTERS

87
ST. SEBASTIAN, AND ST. UNKNOWN BY THE OLD MASTERS

89
RIALTO BRIDGE AND BRIDGE OF SIGHS

91
FLORENCE

92
THE PENSIONER

93
“I WANT TO GO HOME"

94
THE LEANING TOWER

95
THE CONTRAST

96
ITALIAN PASTIMES

97
INCENDIARY DOCUMENT

98
A ROMAN OF 1869

99
MAMERTINE PRISON

100
OLD ROMAN

101
COLISEUM OF ANCIENT ROME

102
DID NOT COMPLAIN

103
HUMBOLDT HOUSE

104
DAN

105
BRONZE STATUE

106
PENMANSHIP

107
ON A BUST

108
VAULTS OF THE CONVENT

109
DRIED CONVENT FRUITS

110
AT THE STORE

111
AT HOME

112
SOOTHING THE PILGRIMS

113
ASCENT OF MT VESUVIUS

114
BAY OF NAPLES

115
THE MUSTANG

116
ISLAND OF CAPRI

117
BLUE GROTTO

118
VESUVIUS AND BAY of NAPLES

119
THE DESCENT

120
RUINS, POMPEII

121
FORUM OF JUSTICE, POMPEII

122
HOUSE; POMPEII

123
STROMBOLI

124
VIEW OF THE ACROPOLIS, LOOKING WEST

125
“HO"

126
THE ASSAULT

127
THE CARYATIDES

128
THE PARTHENON

129
WE SIDLED, NOT RAN

130
ANCIENT ACROPOLIS

131
RUINS

132
QUEEN OF GREECE

133
PALACE AT ATHENS

134
STREET SCENE IN CONSTANTINOPLE

135
GOOSE RANCHER

136
MOSQUE of ST. SOPHIA

137
TURKISH MAUSOLEUM

138
SLANDERED DOGS

139
THE CENSOR ON DUTY

140
TURKISH BATH

141
FAR-AWAY-MOSES

142
A FRAGMENT

143
A MEMENTO

144
YALTA FROM THE EMPERORS PALACE

145
EMPEROR OF RUSSIA

146
TINSEL KING

147
SHIP EMPEROR

148
THE RECEPTION

149
STREET SCENE IN SMYRNA

150
SMYRNA

151
AN APPARENT SUCCESS

152
DRIFTING TO STARBOARD

153
A SPOILED NAP

154
ANCIENT AMPHITHEATER AT EPHESUS

155
MODERN AMPHITHEATRE AT EPHESUS

156
RUINS OF EPHESUS

157
THE JOURNEY

158
GRAVES OF THE SEVEN SLEEPERS

159
THE SELECTION

160
CAMPING OUT

161
ARABS’ TENTS

162
A GOOD FEEDER

163
INTERESTING FETE

164
SUNDAY SCHOOL GRAPES

165
AN OLD FOGY

166
RACE WITH A CAMEL

167
TEMPLE OF TILE SUN

168
RUINS OF BAALBEC

169
HEWN STONES IN QUARRY

170
MERCY

171
PATRON SAINT

172
WATER CAPRIER

173
VIEW OF DAMASCUS

174
STREET CARS OF DAMASCUS

175
FULL DRESSED TOURIST

176
IMPROMPTU HOSPITAL

177
THE HORSE “BAALBEC"

178
OAR OF BASLIAN

179
DANGEROUS ARAB

180
GRIMES ON THE WAR-PATH

181
BEDOUIN CAMP

182
HOME OF ANCIENT POMP

183
JACK

184
A DISAPPOINTED AUDIENCE

185
FIG-TREE

186
“FARE TOO HIGH"

187
SYRIAN HOUSE

188
TIBERIAS AND SEA OF GALILEE

189
THE GUARD

190
MOUNT TABOR

191
GATHERING FUEL

192
FOUNTAIN OF THE VIRGIN

193
“MADONNA-LIKE BEAUTY"

194
PUTNAM OUTDONE

195
THE BASTINADO

196
“I WEPT"

197
WANT OF DIGNITY

198
AN ORIENTAL WELL

199
ARABS SALUTING

200
FREE SONS OF THE DESERT

201
SHECHEM

202
GATE OF JERUSALEM

203
BEGGARS IN JERUSALEM

204
CHURCH OF THE HOLY SEPULCHER

205
GRAVE OF ADAM

206
VIEW OF JERUSALEM

207
THE WANDERING JEW

208
MOSQUE OF OMAR

209
AN EPIDEMIC

210
CHARGE OF BEDOUINS

211
DEAD SEA

212
GROTTO OF THE NATIVITY

213
JAFFA

214
REAR ELEVATION OF JACK

215
STREET IN ALEXANDRIA

216
VICEROY OF EGYPT

217
EASTERN MONARCH

218
MOSES S. BEACH

219
ROOM No. 15

220
THE NILOMETER

221
ASCENT OF THE PYRAMIDS

222
HIGH HOPES FRUSTRATED

223
KINGS CHAMBER IN THE PYRAMID

224
A POWERFUL ARGUMENT

225
PYRAMIDS AND SPHINX

226
THE RELIC HUNTER

227
THE MAMELUKE’S LEAP

228
WOULD NOT BE COMFORTED

229
THE TRAVELER

230
HOMEWARD BOUND

231
BAD COFFEE

232
OUR FRIENDS THE BERMUDIANS

233
CAPTAIN DUNCAN

234
FINIS

A TRAMP
ABROAD

Illustrations taken from an 1880 First Edition

ILLUSTRATIONS:

| 1.

PORTRAIT
OF THE AUTHOR

2.

TITIAN’S
MOSES

3.

THE
AUTHOR’S MEMORIES

4.

THE
BLACK KNIGHT

5.

OPENING
HIS VIZIER

6.

THE
ENRAGED EMPEROR

7.

THE
PORTIER

8.

ONE
OF THOSE BOYS

9.

SCHLOSS
HOTEL

10.

IN
MY CAGE

11.

HEIDELBERG
CASTLE

12.

HEIDELBERG
CASTLE, RIVER FRONTAGE

13.

THE
RETREAT

14.

JIM
BAKER

15.

"A
BLUE FLUSH ABOUT IT"

16.

COULD
NOT SEE IT

17.

THE
BEER KING

18.

THE
LECTURER’S AUDIENCE

19.

INDUSTRIOUS
STUDENTS

20.

IDLE
STUDENT

21.

COMPANIONABLE
INTERCOURSE

22.

AN
IMPOSING SPECTACLE

23.

AN
ADVERTISEMENT

24.

"UNDERSTANDS
HIS BUSINESS"

25.

THE
OLD SURGEON

26.

THE
FIRST WOUND

27.

THE
CASTLE COURT

28.

WOUNDED | 29.

FAVORITE
STREET COSTUME

30.

INEFFACEABLE
SCARS

31.

PIECE
OF SWORD

32.

FRENCH
CALM

33.

THE
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

34.

A
SEARCH

35.

HE
SWOONED PONDEROUSLY

36.

I
ROLLED HIM OVER

37.

THE
ONE I HIRED

36.

THE
MARCH TO THE FIELD

39.

THE
POST OF DANGER

40.

THE
RECONCILIATION

41.

AN
OBJECT OF ADMIRATION

42.

WAGNER | 43.
RAGING | 44.
ROARING | 45.
SHRIEKING | 46.

A
CUSTOMARY THING

47.

ONE
OF THE “REST"

48.

A
CONTRIBUTION BOX

49.

CONSPICUOUS | 50.

TAIL
PIECE

51.

ONLY
A SHRIEK

52.

"HE
ONLY CRY"

53.

LATE
COMERS CARED FOR

54.

EVIDENTLY
DREAMING

55.

"TURN
ON MORE RAIN"

56.

HARRIS
ATTENDING THE OPERA

57.

PAINTING
MY GREAT PICTURE

58.

OUR
START

59.

AN
UNKNOWN COSTUME

60.

THE
TOWER

61.

SLOW
BUT SURE

62.

THE
ROBBER CHIEF

63.

AN
HONEST MAN

64.

THE
TOWN BY NIGHT

65.

GENERATIONS
OF BAREFEET

66.

OUR
BEDROOM

67.

PRACTICING | 68.

PAWING
AROUND

69.

A
NIGHT’S WORK

70.

LEAVING
HEILBRONN

71.

THE
CAPTAIN

72.

WAITING
FOR THE TRAIN

73.

A
DEEP AND TRANQUIL ECSTACY

74.

"WHICH
ANSWERED JUST AS WELL"

75.

LIFE
ON A RAFT

76.

LADY
GERTRUDE

77.

MOUTH
OF THE CAVERN

78.

A
FATAL MISTAKE

79.

TAIL
PIECE

80.

RAFTING
ON THE NECKAR

81.

THE
LORELEI

82.

THE
LOVER’s FATE

84.

THE
UNKNOWN KNIGHT

85.

THE
EMBRACE

86.

PERILOUS
POSTTION

87.

THE
RAFT IN A STORM

88.

ALL
SAFE ON SHORE

89.

"IT
WAS THE CAT"

90.

TAILPIECE | 91.

BREAKFAST
IN THE GARDEN 162

92.

EASILY
UNDERSTOOD

93.

EXPERIMENTING
THROUGH HARRIS

94.

AT
THE BALL ROOM DOOR

95.

THE
TOWN OF DILSBERG

96.

OUR
ADVANCE ON DILSBERG

97.

INSIDE
THE TOWN

95.

THE
OLD WELL

99.

SEND
HITHER THE LORD ULRICH

100.

LEAD
ME TO HER GRAVE

102.

AN
EXCELLENT PILOT, ONCE

103.

SCATTERATION | 104.

THE
RIVER BATH

101.

ETRUSCAN
TEAR JUG

106.

HENRI
II. PLATE

l07.

OLD
BLUE CHINA

108.

A
REAL ANTIQUE

109.

BRIC-A-BRAC
SHOP

110.

"PUT
IT THERE"

111.

THE
PARSON CAPTURED

112.

TAIL
PIECE

113.

A
COMPREHENSIVE YAWN

114.

TESTING
THE COIN

115.

BEAUTY
AT THE BATH

116.

IN
THE BATH

117.

JERSEY
INDIANS

118.

NOT
PARTICULARLY SOCIABLE

119.

BLACK
FOREST GRANDEE

120.

THE
GRANDEE’S DAUGHTER

121.

RICH
OLD HUSS

122.

GRETCHEN | 123.

PAUL
HOCH

124.

HANS
SCHMIDT

125.

ELECTING
A NEW MEMBER

126.

OVERCOMING
OBSTACLES

127.

FRIENDS | 128.
PROSPECTING | 129.

TAIL
PIECE

130.

A
GENERAL HOWL

131.

SEEKING
A SITUATION

132.

STANDING
GUARD

133.

RESULT
OF A JOKE

134.

DESCENDING
A FARM

155.

A
GERMAN SABBATH

136.

AN
OBJECT OF SYMPATHY

137.

A
NON-CLASSICAL STYLE

138.

THE
TRADITIONAL CHAMOIS

139.

HUNTING
CHAMOIS THE TRUE WAY

140.

CHAMOIS
HUNTER AS REPORTED

141.

MARKING
ALPENSTOCKS

142.

IS
SHE EIGHTEEN OR TWENTY

143.

I
KNEW I WASN’T MISTAKEN

144.

HARRIS
ASTONISHED

145.

TAIL
PIECE

146.

THE
LION OF LUCERNE

147.

HE
LIKED CLOCKS

148.

"I
WILL TELL YOU"

149.

COULDN’T
WAIT

150.

DIDN’T
CARE FOR STYLE

151.

A
PAIR BETTER THAN FOUR

152.

TWO
WASN’T NECESSARY

153.

JUST
THE TRICK

154.

GOING
TO MAKE THEM STARE

155.

NOT
THROWN AWAY

156.

WHAT
THE DOCTOR RECOMMENDED

157.

WANTED
TO FEEL SAFE

158.

PREFERRED
TO TRAMP ON FOOT

159.

DERN
A DOG, ANYWAY

160.

TAIL
PIECE

161.

THE
GLACIER GARDEN

162.

LAKE
AND MOUNTAINS (MONT PILATUS)

163.

MOUNTAIN
PATHS

164.

"YOU’RE
AN AMERICAN—SO AM I"

165.

ENTERPRISE | 166.

THE
CONSTANT SEARCHER

167.

THE
MOUNTAIN BOY

168.

THE
ENGLISHMAN

169.

THE
JODLER

170.

ANOTHER
VOCALIST

171.

THE
FELSENTHOR

172.

A
VIEW FROM THE STATION

173.

LOST
IN THE MIST

174.

THE
RIGI-KULM HOTEL

175.

WHAT
AWAKENED US

176.

A
SUMMIT SUNRISE

177.

TAIL
PIECE

178.

EXCEEDINGLY
COMFORTABLE

179.

THE
SUNRISE

180.

THE
RIGI-KULM

181.

AN
OPTICAL ILLUSION

182.

TAIL
PIECE

183.

RAILWAY
DOWN THE MOUNTAIN

184.

SOURCE
OF THE RHONE

185.

A
GLACIER TABLE

186.

GLACIER
OF GRINDELWALD

187.

DAWN
ON THE MOUNTAINS

188.

TAIL
PIECE

189.

NEW
AND OLD STYLE

190.

ST
NICHOLAS, AS A HERMIT

191.

A
LANDSLIDE

192.

GOLDAU
VALLEY BEFORE AND AFTER THE LANDSLIDE

193.

THE
WAY THEY DO IT

194.

OUR
GALLANT DRIVER

195.

A
MOUNTAIN PASS

196.

"I’M
OFUL DRY"

197.

IT’S
THE FASHION

198.

WHAT
WE EXPECTED

199.

WE
MISSED THE SCENERY

200.

THE
TOURISTS

201.

THE
YOUNG BRIDE

202.

"IT
WAS A FAMOUS VICTORY

203.

PROMENADE
IN INTERLAKEN

204.

THE
JUNGFRAU BY M.T.

205.

STREET
IN INTERLAKEN

206.

WITHOUT
A COURIER

207.

TRAVELING
WITH A COURIER

208.

TAIL
PIECE

209.

GRAPE
AND WHEY PATIENTS

210.

SOCIABLE
DRIVERS

211.

A
MOUNTAIN CASCADE

212.

THE
GASTERNTHAL

213.

EXHILARATING
SPORT

214.

FALLS | 215.

WHAT
MIGHT BE

216.

AN
ALPINE BOUQUET

217.

THE
END OF THE WORLD

218.

THE
FORGET-ME-NOT

219.

A
NEEDLE OF ICE

220.

CLIMBING
THE MOUNTAIN

221.

SNOW
CREVASSES

222.

CUTTING
STEPS

223.

THE
GUIDE

224.

VIEW
FROM THE CLIFF

225.

GEMMI
PASS AND LAKE DAUBENSEE

226.

ALMOST
A TRAGEDY

227.

THE
ALPINE LITTER

228.

SOCIAL
BATHERS

229.

DEATH
OF COUNTESS HERLINCOURT

230.

THEY’VE
GOT IT ALL

231.

MODEL
FOR AN EMPRESS

232.

BATH
HOUSES AT LEUKE

233.

THE
BATHERS AT LEUKE

234.

RATTIER
MIXED UP

235.

TAIL
PIECE

236.

A
SUNDAY MORNING’S DEMON

237.

JUST
SAVED

238.

SCENE
IN VALLEY OF ZERMATT

239.

ARRIVAL
AT ZERMATT

240.

FITTED
OUT

241.

A
FEARFUL FALL

242.

TAIL
PIECE

243.

ALL
READY

244.

THE
MARCH

245.

THE
CARAVAN

246.

THE
HOOK

247.

THE
DISABLED CHAPLAIN

248.

TRYING
EXPERIMENTS

249.

SAVED!
SAVED!

250.

TWENTY
MINUTES WORK

251.

THE
BLACK RAM

252.

THE
MIRACLE

253.

THE
NEW GUIDE

251.

SCIENTIFIC
RESEARCHES

255.

MOUNTAIN
CHALET

256.

THE
GRANDSON

257.

OCCASIONLY
MET WITH

258.

SUMMIT
OF THE GORNER GRAT

259.

CHIEFS
OF THE ADVANCE GUARD

260.

MY
PICTURE OF THE MATTERHORN

261.

EVERYBODY
HAD AN EXCUSE

262.

SPRUNG
A LEAK

263.

A
SCIENTIFIC QUESTION

264.

A
TERMINAL MORAINE

265.

FRONT
OF GLACIER

266.

AN
OLD MORAINE

267.

GLACIER
OF ZERMATT WITH LATERAL MORAINE

269.

UNEXPECTED
MEETING OF FRIENDS

269.

VILLAGE
OF CHAMONIX

270.

THE
MATTERHORN

271.

ON
THE SUMMIT

272.

ACCIDENT
ON THE MATTERHORN (1865)

273.

ROPED
TOGETHER

274.

STORAGE
OF ANCESTORS

275.

FALLING
OUT OF HIS FARM

276.

CHILD
LIFE IN SWITZERLAND

277.

A
SUNDAY PLAY

278.

THE
COMBINATION

279.

CHILLON | 280.

THE
TETE NOIR

281.

MONT
BLANC’S NEIGHBORS

282.

AN
EXQUISITE THING

283.

A
WILD RIDE

284.

SWISS
PEASANT GIRL

285.

STREET
IN CHAMONIX

286.

THE
PROUD GERMAN

287.

THE
INDIGNANT TOURIST

288.

MUSIC
OF SWITZERLAND

289.

ONLY
A MISTAKE

290.

A
BROAD VIEW

291.

PREPARING
TO START

292.

ASCENT
OF MONT BLANC

293.

"WE
ALL RAISED A TREMENDOUS SHOUT"

294.

THE
GRANDE MULETS

295.

CABIN
ON THE GRANDE MULETS

296.

KEEPING
WARM

297.

TAIL
PIECE

298.

TAKE
IT EASY

299.

THE
MER DE GLACE (MONT BLANC)

300.

TAKING
TOLL

301.

A
DESCENDING TOURIST

302.

LEAVING
BY DILIGENCE

303.

THE
SATISFIED ENGLISHMAN

301.

HIGH
PRESSURE

305.

NO
APOLOGY

307.

A
LIVELY STREET

308.

HAVING
HER FULL RIGHTS

309.

HOW
SHE FOOLED US

310.

"YOU’LL
TAKE THAT OR NONE"

311.

ROBBING
A BEGGAR

312.

DISHONEST
ITALY

313.

STOCK
IN TRADE

314.

STYLE | 315.

SPECIMENS
FROM OLD MASTERS

316.

AN
OLD MASTER

317.

THE
LION OF ST MARK

318.

OH
TO BE AT RRST!

319.

THE
WORLD’S MASTERPIECE

320.

TAIL
PIECE

321.

AESTHETIC
TASTES

322.

A
PRIVATE FAMILY BREAKFAST

323.

EUROPEAN
CARVING

323.

A
TWENTY-FOUR HOUR FIGHT

325.

GREAT
HEIDELBERG TUN

326.

BISMARCK
IN PRISON

327.

TAIL
PIECE 600

328.

A
COMPLETE WORD

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I
A Tramp over Europe—On the Holsatia—Hamburg—Frankfort-on-the-Main—How it Won its Name—A Lesson in Political Economy—Neatness in
Dress—Rhine Legends—“The Knave of Bergen” The
Famous Ball—The Strange Knight—Dancing with the Queen—Removal of the Masks—The Disclosure—Wrath of the Emperor—The
Ending

CHAPTER
II
At Heidelberg—Great Stir at a Hotel—The
Portier—Arrival of the Empress—The Schloss Hotel—Location of Heidelberg—The River Neckar—New Feature in a Hotel—Heidelberg
Castle—View from the Hotel—A Tramp in the Woods—Meeting a Raven—Can Ravens Talk?—Laughed at and Vanquished—Language of Animals—Jim Baker—Blue-Jays

CHAPTER
III
Baker’s Blue-Jay Yarn—Jay Language—The
Cabin—“Hello, I reckon I’ve struck something”—A
Knot Hole—Attempt to fill it—A Ton of Acorns—Friends
Called In—A Great Mystery—More Jays called A Blue Flush—A
Discovery—A Rich Joke—One that Couldn’t See It

CHAPTER
IV
Student Life—The Five Corps—The Beet King—A
Free Life—Attending Lectures—An Immense Audience—Industrious
Students—Politeness of the Students—Intercourse with the
Professors Scenes at the Castle Garden—Abundance of Dogs—Symbol of Blighted Love—How the Ladies Advertise

CHAPTER
V
The Students’ Dueling Ground—The Dueling Room—The
Sword Grinder—Frequency of the Duels—The Duelists—Protection against Injury—The Surgeon—Arrangements for the Duels—The
First Duel—The First Wound—A Drawn Battle—The Second
Duel—Cutting and Slashing—Interference of the Surgeon

CHAPTER
VI
The Third Duel—A Sickening Spectacle—Dinner between Fights—The Last Duel—Fighting in Earnest—Faces and Heads Mutilated—Great Nerve of the Duelists—Fatal
Results not Infrequent—The World’s View of these Fights

CHAPTER
VII
Corps—laws and Usages—Volunteering to Fight—Coolness of the Wounded—Wounds Honorable—Newly bandaged Students around Heidelberg—Scarred Faces Abundant—A Badge of Honor—Prince
Bismark as a Duelist—Statistics—Constant Sword Practice—Color of the Corps—Corps Etiquette

CHAPTER VIII
The Great French Duel—Mistaken Notions—Outbreak in the French Assembly—Calmness of M Gambetta—I Volunteer as Second—Drawing up a Will—The Challenge and its
Acceptance—Difficulty in Selection of Weapons—Deciding on
Distance—M. Gambetta’s Firmness—Arranging Details—Hiring
Hearses—How it was Kept from the Press—March to the Field—The
Post of Danger—The Duel—The Result—General
Rejoicings—The only One Hurt—A Firm Resolution

CHAPTER
IX
At the Theatre—German Ideal—At the Opera—The
Orchestra—Howlings and Wailings—A Curious Play—One
Season of Rest—The Wedding Chorus—Germans fond of the
Opera—Funerals Needed —A Private Party—What I
Overheard—A Gentle Girl—A Contribution—box—Unpleasantly
Conspicuous

CHAPTER
X
Four Hours with Wagner—A Wonderful Singer, Once—”
Only a Shriek”—An Ancient Vocalist—“He Only
Cry”—Emotional Germans—A Wise Custom—Late
Comers Rebuked—Heard to the Last—No Interruptions Allowed—A
Royal Audience—An Eccentric King—Real Rain and More of It—Immense
Success—“Encore! Encore!”—Magnanimity of the
King

CHAPTER
XI
Lessons in Art—My Great Picture of Heidelberg Castle—Its
Effect in the Exhibition—Mistaken for a Turner—A Studio—Waiting for Orders—A Tramp Decided On—The Start for Heilbronn—Our
Walking Dress—“Pleasant march to you”—We Take the Rail—German People on Board—Not Understood—Speak only German and English—Wimpfen—A Funny Tower—Dinner in the Garden—Vigorous Tramping—Ride in a Peasant’s
Cart—A Famous Room

CHAPTER
XII
The Rathhaus—An Old Robber Knight, Gotz Von
Berlichingen—His Famous Deeds—The Square Tower—A
Curious old Church—A Gay Turn—out—A Legend—The
Wives’ Treasures—A Model Waiter—A Miracle Performed—An
Old Town—The Worn Stones

CHAPTER
XIII
Early to Bed—Lonesome—Nervous Excitement—The
Room We Occupied—Disturbed by a Mouse—Grow Desperate—The
Old Remedy—A Shoe Thrown—Result—Hopelessly Awake—An
Attempt to Dress—A Cruise in the Dark—Crawling on the
Floor—A General Smash-up—Forty-seven Miles’ Travel

CHAPTER
XIV
A Famous Turn—out—Raftsmen on the Neckar—The
Log Rafts—The Neckar—A Sudden Idea—To Heidelberg on a Raft—Chartering a Raft—Gloomy Feelings and Conversation—Delicious
Journeying—View of the Banks—Compared with Railroading

CHAPTER XV
Down the River—German Women’s Duties—Bathing as We Went—A Handsome Picture: Girls in the Willows—We
Sight a Tug—Steamers on the Neckar—Dinner on Board—Legend
“Cave of the Spectre “—Lady Gertrude the Heiress—The
Crusader—The Lady in the Cave—A Tragedy

CHAPTER
XVI
An Ancient Legend of the Rhine—“The Lorelei”—Count
Hermann—Falling in Love—A Sight of the Enchantress—Sad
Effect on Count Hermann—An Evening visit—A Sad Mistake—Count
Hermann Drowned—The Song and Music—Different Trans lations—Curiosities in Titles

CHAPTER
XVII
Another Legend—The Unconquered Monster—The
Unknown Knight —His Queer Shaped Knapsack—The Knight
Pitied and Advised—He Attacks the Monster—Victory for the
Fire Extinguisher—The Knight rewarded—His Strange Request——Spectacles
Made Popular—Danger to the Raft—Blasting Rocks—An
Inglorious Death in View—Escaped—A Storm Overtakes us—GreatDanger—Man
Overboard—Breakers Ahead—Springing a Leak—Ashore
Safe—A General Embracing—A Tramp in the Dark—The
Naturalist Tavern—A Night’s Troubles—“It is the Cat"

CHAPTER
XVIII
Breakfast in a Garden—The Old Raven—Castle of Hirschhorn—Attempt to Hire a Boat—High Dutch—What
You Can Find out by Enquiring—What I Found out about the
Students—A good German Custom—Harris Practices It—AnEmbarrassing
Position—A Nice Party—At a Ball—Stopped at the Door—Assistance at Hand and Rendered—Worthy to be an Empress

CHAPTER
XIX
Arrive at Neckarsteinach—Castle of Dilsberg—A
Walled Town—On a Hill—Exclusiveness of the People—A
Queer Old Place—An Ancient Well—An Outlet Proved—Legend of Dilsberg Castle—The Haunted Chamber—The Betrothed’s request—The Knight’s Slumbers and Awakening—Horror of the Lover—The Wicked Jest—The Lover a Maniac—Under the Linden—Turning Pilot—Accident to the Raft—Fearful
Disaster

CHAPTER
XX
Good News—“Slow Freight”—Keramics—My
Collection of Bric-a-brac—My Tear Jug—Henri II. Plate—Specimen of Blue China—Indifference to the Laugh of the World—I
Discover an Antique En-route to Baden—Baden—Meeting an Old
Acquaintance—A young American—Embryo Horse Doctor—An
American, Sure—A Minister Captured

CHAPTER
XXI
Baden—Baden—Energetic Girls—A
Comprehensive Yawn—A Beggar’s Trick—Cool Impudence—The
Bath Woman—Insolence of Shop Keepers—Taking a Bath—Early and Late Hours—Popular Belief Regarding Indians—An Old
Cemetery—A Pious Hag—Curious Table Companions

CHAPTER
XXII
The Black Forest—A Grandee and his Family—The
Wealthy Nabob—A New Standard of Wealth—Skeleton for a New
Novel—Trying Situation—The Common Council—Choosing a
New Member Studying Natural History—The Ant a Fraud—Eccentricities of the Ant—His Deceit and Ignorance—A German Dish—Boiled
Oranges

CHAPTER
XXIII
Off for a Day’s Tramp—Tramping and Talking—Story
Telling—Dentistry in Camp—Nicodemus Dodge—Seeking a
Situation—A Butt for Jokes—Jimmy Finn’s Skeleton—Descending a Farm—Unexpected Notoriety

CHAPTER
XXIV
Sunday on the Continent—A Day of Rest—An
Incident at Church—An Object of Sympathy—Royalty at Church—Public
Grounds Concert—Power and Grades of Music—Hiring a Courier

CHAPTER
XXV
Lucerne—Beauty of its Lake—The Wild Chamois—A
Great Error Exposed—Methods of Hunting the Chamois—Beauties of Lucerne—The Alpenstock—Marking Alpenstocks—Guessing at Nationalities—An American Party—An Unexpected
Acquaintance—Getting Mixed Up—Following Blind Trails—A
Happy Half—hour—Defeat and Revenge

CHAPTER
XXVI
Commerce of Lucerne—Benefits of Martyrdom—A
Bit of History—The Home of Cuckoo Clocks—A Satisfactory
Revenge—The Alan Who Put Up at Gadsby’s—A Forgotten
Story—Wanted to be Postmaster—A Tennessean at Washington—He
Concluded to Stay A While—Application of the Story

CHAPTER
XXVII
The Glacier Garden—Excursion on the Lake—Life on the Mountains—A Specimen Tourist—“Where’re you From?”—An Advertising Dodge—A Righteous Verdict—The
Guide-book Student—I Believe that’s All

CHAPTER
XXVIII
The Rigi-Kulm—Its Ascent—Stripping for
Business—A Mountain Lad—An English Tourist—Railroad up the Mountain—Villages and Mountain—The Jodlers—About
Ice Water—The Felsenthor—Too Late—Lost in the Fog—The
Rigi-Kulm Hotel—The Alpine Horn—Sunrise at Night

CHAPTER
XXIX
Everything Convenient—Looking for a Western
Sunrise—Mutual Recrimination—View from the Summit—Down the Mountain—Railroading—Confidence Wanted and Acquired

CHAPTER
XXX
A Trip by Proxy—A Visit to the Furka Regions—Deadman’s
Lake—Source of the Rhone—Glacier Tables—Storm in the
Mountains—At Grindelwald—Dawn on the Mountains—An
Explanation Required—Dead Language—Criticism of Harris’s
Report

CHAPTER
XXXI
Preparations for a Tramp—From Lucerne to
Interlaken—The Brunig Pass—Modern and Ancient Chalets—Death of Pontius Pilate—Hermit Home of St Nicholas—Landslides—Children
Selling Refreshments—How they Harness a Horse—A Great Man—Honors to a Hero—A Thirsty Bride—For Better or Worse—German
Fashions—Anticipations—Solid Comfort—An
Unsatisfactory \ Awakening—What we had Lost—Our
Surroundings

CHAPTER
XXXII
The Jungfrau Hotel—A Whiskered Waitress—An
Arkansas Bride—Perfection in Discord—A Famous Victory—A
Look from a Window—About the Jungfrau

CHAPTER
XXXIII
The Giesbach Falls—The Spirit of the Alps—Why
People Visit Them—Whey and Grapes as Medicines—The Kursaal—A
Formidable Undertaking—From Interlaken to Zermatt on Foot—We
Concluded to take a Buggy—A Pair of Jolly Drivers—We meet with Companions—A Cheerful Ride—Kandersteg Valley—An
Alpine Parlor—Exercise and Amusement—A Race with a Log

CHAPTER
XXXIV
An Old Guide—Possible Accidents—Dangerous
Habitation—Mountain Flowers—Embryo Lions—Mountain
Pigs—The End of The World—Ghastly Desolation—Proposed
Adventure—Reading-up Adventures—Ascent of Monte Rosa—Precipices and Crevasses—Among the Snows—Exciting Experiences—lee
Ridges—The Summit—Adventures Postponed

CHAPTER
XXXV
A New Interest—Magnificent Views—A Mule’s
Prefereoces—Turning Mountain Corners—Terror of a Horse—Lady
Tourists—Death of a young Countess—A Search for a Hat—What
We Did Find—Harris’s Opinion of Chamois—A
Disappointed Man—A Giantess—Model for an Empress—Baths at Leuk—Sport in the Water—The Gemmi Precipices—A
Palace for an Emperor—The Famous Ladders—Considerably
Mixed Up—Sad Plight of a Minister

CHAPTER
XXXVI
Sunday Church Bells—A Cause of Profanity—A
Magnificent Glacier—Fault Finding by Harris—Almost an
Accident—Selfishness of Harris—Approaching Zermatt—The
Matterhorn—Zermatt—Home of Mountain Climbers—Fitted out for Climbing—A Fearful Adventure —Never Satisfied

CHAPTER
XXXVII
A Calm Decision—“I Will Ascend the
Riffelberg”—Preparations for the Trip—All Zermatt on the Alert—Schedule of Persons and Things—An Unprecedented
Display—A General Turn—out—Ready for a Start—The
Post of Danger—The Advance Directed—Grand Display of
Umbrellas—The First Camp—Almost a Panic—Supposed to be Lost—The First Accident—A Chaplain Disabled—An
Experimenting Mule—Good Effects of a Blunder—Badly Lost—A
Reconnoiter—Mystery and Doubt—Stern Measures Taken—A
Black Ram—Saved by a Miracle—The Guide’s Guide

CHAPTER
XXXVIII
Our Expedition Continued—Experiments with the
Barometer—Boiling Thermometer—Barometer Soup—An
Interesting Scientific Discovery—Crippling a Latinist—A
Chaplain Injured—Short of Barkeepers—Digging a Mountain
Cellar—A Young American Specimen—Somebody’s Grandson—Arrival at Riffelberg Botel—Ascent of Gorner Grat—Faith in
Thermometers—The Matterhorn

CHAPTER
XXXIX
Guide Books—Plans for the Return of the
Expedition—A Glacier Train—Parachute Descent from Gorner
Grat—Proposed Honors to Harris Declined—All had an Excuse—A
Magnificent Idea Abandoned—Descent to the Glacier—A
Supposed Leak—A Slow Train—The Glacier Abandoned—Journey to Zermatt—A Scientific Question

CHAPTER
XL
Glaciers—Glacier Perils—Moraines—Terminal
Moraines—Lateral Moraines—Immense Size of Glacier—Traveling
Glacier——General Movements of Glaciers—Ascent of
Mont Blacc—Loss of Guides—Finding of Remains—Meeting of Old Friends—The Dead and Living—Proposed Museum—The
Relics at Chamonix

CHAPTER
XLI
The Matterhorn Catastrophe of 1563—Mr Whymper’s
Narrative—Ascent of the Matterhorn—The Summit—The
Matterhorn Conquered—The Descent Commenced—A Fearful
Disaster—Death of Lord Douglas and Two Others—The Graves of the Two

CHAPTER
XLII
Switzerland—Graveyard at Zermatt—Balloting for Marriage—Farmers as Heroes—Falling off a Farm—From
St Nicholas to Visp—Dangerous Traveling—Children’s
Play—The Parson’s Children—A Landlord’s
Daughter—A Rare Combination—Ch iIIon—Lost Sympathy—Mont
Blanc and its Neighbors—Beauty of Soap Bubbles—A Wild
Drive—The King of Drivers—Benefit of getting Drunk

CHAPTER
XLIII
Chamonix—Contrasts—Magnificent Spectacle—The
Guild of Guides—The Guide—in—Chief—The
Returned Tourist—Getting Diploma—Rigid Rules—Unsuccessful
Efforts to Procure a Diploma—The Record-Book—The Conqueror of Mont Blanc—Professional Jealousy —Triumph of Truth—Mountain
Music—Its Effect—A Hunt for a Nuisance

CHAPTER
XLIV
Looking at Mont Blanc—Telescopic Effect—A
Proposed Trip—Determination and Courage—The Cost all counted——Ascent of Mont Blanc by Telescope—Safe and
Rapid Return—Diplomas Asked for and Refused—Disaster of
1866—The Brave Brothers—Wonderful Endurance and Pluck—Love
Making on Mont Blanc—First Ascent of a Woman—Sensible
Attire

CHAPTER
XLV
A Catastrophe which Cost Eleven Lives—Accident of
1870—A Party of Eleven—A Fearful Storm—Note-books of the Victims—Within Five Minutes of Safety—Facing Death
Resignedly

CHAPTER
XLVI
The Hotel des Pyramids—The Glacier des Bossons—One of the Shows—Premeditated Crime—Saved Again—Tourists
Warned—Advice to Tourists—The Two Empresses—The
Glacier Toll Collector—Pure Ice Water—Death Rate of the
World—Of Various Cities—A Pleasure Excursionist—A
Diligence Ride—A Satisfied Englishman

CHAPTER
XLVII
Geneva—Shops of Geneva—Elasticity of Prices—Persistency of Shop-Women—The High Pressure System—How a Dandy was brought to Grief—American Manners—Gallantry—Col
Baker of London—Arkansaw Justice—Safety of Women in
America—Town of Chambery—A Lively Place—At Turin—A
Railroad Companion—An Insulted Woman—City of Turin—Italian
Honesty—A Small Mistake —Robbing a Beggar Woman

CHAPTER
XLVIII
In Milan—The Arcade—Incidents we Met With—The
Pedlar—Children—The Honest Conductor—Heavy Stocks of
Clothing—The Quarrelsome Italians—Great Smoke and Little
Fire—The Cathedral—Style in Church—The Old Masters—Tintoretto’s great Picture—Emotional Tourists—Basson’s Famed
Picture—The Hair Trunk

CHAPTER
XLIX
In Venice—St Mark’s Cathedral—Discovery of an Antique—The Riches of St Mark’s—A Church
Robber—Trusting Secrets to a Friend —The Robber Hanged—A
Private Dinner—European Food

CHAPTER
L
Why Some things Are—Art in Rome and Florence—The
Fig Leaf Mania—Titian’s Venus—Difference between
Seeing and Describing A Real work of Art—Titian’s Moses—Home

APPENDIX

A—The
Portier analyzed

B—Hiedelberg
Castle Described

C—The
College Prison and Inmates

D—The
Awful German Language

E—Legends of the Castle

F—The
Journals of Germany

A GILDED
AGE

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I.

Squire Hawkins and His Tennessee Land—He Decides to Remove to
Missouri

CHAPTER
II.

He Meets With and Adopts the Boy Clay

CHAPTER
III

Uncle Daniel’s Apparition and PrayeR

CHAPTER
IV

The Steamboat Explosion

CHAPTER
V

Adoption of the Little Girl Laura—Arrival at Missouri—Reception by Colonel Beriah Sellers

CHAPTER
VI

Trouble and Darkness in the Hawkins Family—Proposed Sale of the
Tennessee Land

CHAPTER
VII

Colonel Sellers at Home—His Wonderful Clock and Cure for
Rheumatism

CHAPTER
VIII

Colonel Sellers Makes Known His Magnificent Speculation Schemes and
Astonishes Washington Hawkins

CHAPTER
IX

Death of Judge Hawkins

CHAPTER
X

Laura Hawkins Discovers a Mystery in Her Parentage and Grows Morbid
Under the Village Gossip

CHAPTER
XI

A Dinner with Col Sellers—Wonderful Effects of Raw Turnips

CHAPTER
XII

Philip Sterling and Henry Brierly—Arrangements to Go West as
Engineers

CHAPTER
XIII

Rail—Road Contractors and Party Traveling—Philip and Harry form the Acquaintance of Col Sellers

CHAPTER
XIV

Ruth Bolton and Her Parents

CHAPTER
XV

Visitors of the Boltons—Mr Bigler “Sees the Legislature”—Ruth
Bolton Commences Medical Studies

CHAPTER
XVI

The Engineers Detained at St Louis—Off for Camp—Reception by Jeff

CHAPTER
XVII

The Engineer Corps Arrive at Stone’s Landing

CHAPTER
XVIII

Laura and Her Marriage to Colonel Selby—Deserted and Returns to
Hawkeye

CHAPTER
XIX

Harry Brierly Infatuated With Laura and Proposes She Visit Washington

CHAPTER
XX

Senator Abner Dilwortliy Visits Hawkeye—Addresses the People and
Makes the Acquaintance of Laura 186

CHAPTER
XXI

Ruth Bolton at Fallkill Seminary—The Montagues—Ruth
Becomes Quite Gay—Alice Montague

CHAPTER
XXII

Philip and Harry Visit Fallkill—Harry Does the Agreeable to Ruth

CHAPTER
XXIII

Harry at Washington Lobbying For An Appropriation For Stone’s
Landing —Philip in New York Studying Engineering

CHAPTER
XXIV

Washington and Its Sights—The Appropriation Bill Reported From the Committee and Passed

CHAPTER
XXV

Energetic Movements at Stone’s Landing—Everything Booming—A
Grand Smash Up

CHAPTER
XXVI

The Boltons—Ruth at Home—Visitors and Speculations

CHAPTER
XXVII

Col Sellers Comforts His Wife With His Views on the Prospects

CHAPTER
XXVIII

Visit to Headquarters in Wall Street—How Appropriations Are
Obtained and Their Cost

CHAPTER
XXIX

Philip’s Experience With the Rail—Road Conductor—Surveys
His Mining Property

CHAPTER
XXX

Laura and Col Sellers Go To Washington On Invitation of Senator
Dilworthy

CHAPTER
XXXI

Philip and Harry at the Boltons’—Philip Seriously Injured—Ruth’s
First Case of Surgery

CHAPTER
XXXII

Laura Becomes a Famous Belle at Washington

CHAPTER
XXXIII

Society in Washington—The Antiques, the Parvenus, and the Middle
Aristocracy

CHAPTER
XXXIV

Grand Scheme For Disposing of the Tennessee Land—Laura and
Washington Hawkins Enjoying the Reputation of Being Millionaires

CHAPTER
XXXV

About Senators—Their Privileges and Habits

CHAPTER
XXXVI

An Hour in a Book Store

CHAPTER
XXXVII

Representative Buckstone and Laura’s Strategic Coquetry

CHAPTER
XXXVIII

Reception Day in Washington—Laura Again Meets Col. Selby and the
Effect Upon Her

CHAPTER
XXXIX

Col. Selby Visits Laura and Effects a Reconciliation

CHAPTER
XL

Col. Sellers’ Career in Washington—Laura’s Intimacy
With Col. Selby is Talked About

CHAPTER
XLI

Harry Brierly Becomes Entirely Infatuated With Laura—Declares
His Love and Gets Laughed At

CHAPTER
XLII

How The Hon Mr Trollop Was Induced to Vote For Laura’s Bill

CHAPTER
XLIII

Progress of the Bill in the House

CHAPTER
XLIV

Philip in Washington—Visits Laura

CHAPTER
XLV

The Passage of the Bill in the House of Representatives

CHAPTER
XLVI

Disappearance of Laura, and Murder of Col. Selby in New York

CHAPTER
XLVII

Laura in the Tombs and Her Visitors

CHAPTER
XLVIII

Mr Bolton Says Yes Again—Philip Returns to the Mines

CHAPTER
XLIX

The Coal Vein Found and Lost Again—Philip and the Boltons—Elated and Then Cruelly Disappointed 443

CHAPTER
L

Philip Visits Fallkill and Proposes Studying Law With Mr Montague—The
Squire Invests in the Mine—Ruth Declares Her Love for Philip

CHAPTER
LI

Col Sellers Enlightens Washington Hawkins on the Customs of Congress

CHAPTER
LII

How Senator Dilworthy Advanced Washington’s Interests

CHAPTER
LIII

Senator Dilworthy Goes West to See About His Re—election—He
Becomes a Shining Light

CHAPTER
LIV

The Trial of Laura for Murder

CHAPTER
LV

The Trial Continued—Evidence of Harry Brierly

CHAPTER
LVI

The Trial Continued—Col Sellers on the Stand and Takes Advantage of the Situation

CHAPTER
LVII

The Momentous Day—Startling News—Dilworthy Denounced as a
Briber and Defeated—The Bill Lost in the Senate

CHAPTER
LVIII

Verdict, Not Guilty !—Laura Free and Receives Propositions to
Lecture—Philip back at the Mines

CHAPTER
LIX

The Investigation of the Dilworthy Bribery Case and Its Results

CHAPTER
LX

Laura Decides on her Course—Attempts to Lecture and Fails—Found
Dead in her Chair

CHAPTER
LXI

Col Sellers and Washington Hawkins Review the Situation and Leave
Washington

CHAPTER
LXII

Philip Discouraged—One More Effort—Finds Coal at Last

CHAPTER
LXIII

Philip Leaves Ilium to see Ruth—Ruth Convalescent—Alice

APPENDIX

ILLUSTRATIONS

FRONTPIECE
COL. SELLERS FEEDING HIS FAMILY ON EXPECTATIONS

1.

CONTEMPLATION | 2.

THE
SQUIRE’s HOUSE

3.

THE
U. S. MAIL

4.

OBEDSTOWN
MALES

5.

HURRYING | 6.

THE
SQUIRE’S KITCHEN

7.

"FOR
GOODNESS SAKE SI"

8.

THE
LAST COG WHEEL

9.

GONE
UP

10.

TAIL
PIECE

11.

THE
ORPHANS LAST GIFT

12.

MRS
HAWKINS AND CLAY AT THE GRAVE OF HIS MOTHER

13.

"CHILDREN,
DAR’S SUMFIN’ A COMIN

14.

"HEAH
I IS, LORD, HEAH I IS!”

15.

TAIL
PIECE

16.

NOT
ENCOURAGED

17.

SHE’S
GAINING

18.

"BY
THE MARK TWAIN!”

19.

FAST
TOGETHER

20.

ONE
OF THE VICTIMS

21.

THE
PROCESSION—FORWARD MARCH!

22.

THE
HAPPY WIFE

23.

LAURA | 24.

READY
TO SELL

25.

STOCK
RISING

26.

A
FAMILY COUNCIL

27.

TAIL
PIECE

28.

ATTEMPTED
CORNER IN SPECIE

29.

A
BRILLIANT IDEA

30.

BIG
THINGS SHOWN UP

31.

COL.
SELLERS BLOWING BUBBLES FOR WASHINGTON

32.

GEN
BOSWELL’S OFFICE

33.

TAIL
PIECE

34.

CONSOLATION | 35.

THE
DYING FATHER

36.

TAIL
PIECE

37.

LAURA
SEEKING POR EVIDENCES OF HER BIRTH

38.

EVER
TRUE

39.

A
HEALTHY MEAL

40.

PHILIP
AT THE THEATRE

41.

WHAT
PHILIP LEARNED AT COLLEGE

42.

THE
DELEGATE’S INTERESTING GAME

43.

THE
PERSON OF IMPORTANCE

44.

"NOT
THAT"

45.

RUTH’S
MOTHER MAKES ENQUIRIES

46.

THE
LETTER

47.

CARING
FOR THE POOR

48.

ANATOMICAL
INVESTIGATIONS

49.

RUTH
LOOKING AT THE “NEW ONE” BY CANDLE LIGHT

60.

"ONLY
FOR YOU, BRIERLY"

51.

AN
ACCLIMATED MAN

51.

NO
THANKS! GOOD BYE!

52.

"BRESS
YOU, CHILE, YOU DAR NOW"

53.

CAMP
LIFE

54.

STRAIGHT
FROM THE SHOULDER

55.

JEFF
THOMPSON AS A NIGHTINGALE

56.

BOUND
FOR STONE’S LANDING

57.

STONE’S
LANDING

58.

WAITING
FOR A RAILROAD

59.

"IT
AIN’T THERE"

60.

TAIL
PIECE

61.

CAPTURE
OF WASHINGTON

62.

LAURA
SWOONED

63.

TAILPIECE | 64.

NOT
EASILY REFERRED

65.

ORDER,
GENTLEMEN

66.

THE
SENATOR’S WALK

67.

RESIDENCE
OF SQUIRE MONTAGUE

68.

INSIDE
THE MANSION

69.

RUTH
DISSIPATING

70.

TAIL
PIECE

71.

ANTICIPATION | 72.
REALITY | 73.

PHILIP
HEARS HARRY ENTERTAINING RUTH

74.

AN
ENTERTAINING FELLOW

75.

HARRY
EXPLAINS BEFORE SENATE COMMITTEE

76.

PHILIP
STUDYING

77.

"KEEP
OUT OF HERE, SIR!”

78.

AN
OLD ONE

79.

A
PROMENADE OUTFIT

80.

REARED
BY A GRATEFUL COUNTRY

81.

BENEFIT
OF POLITICAL INFLUENCE

82.

TAIL
PIECE

83.

VISIONS
OF A HAPPY MAN

84.

EXODUS
OF THE NATIVES

85.

HARRY
BRIERLY FLIES FROM THE MOB

86.

ENJOYING
THE BONFIRE

87.

BROTHER
PLUM

88.

RUTH
AT HOME

89.

MAP
OF THE SALT LICK BRANCH OF THE PACIFIC R. R.

90.

RESULT
OF A STRAIGHT LINE

91.

AT
HEADQUARTERS

92.

TOUCHING
A WEAK SPOT

93.

CHAIRMAN
OF COMMITTEE, $10,000,

94.

MALE
LOBBYIST, $3,000 255

95.

FEMALE
LOBBYIST, $3,000

96.

HIGH
MORAL SENATOR, $3,000

97.

COUNTRY
MEMBER, $500

98.

DOCUMENTARY
PROOF

99.

COLONEL
SELLERS DESPONDENT

100.

TAIL
PIECE

101.

THE
MONARCH OF ALL HE SURVEYS

102.

PHILIP
THRUST FROM THE R. R. CAR

103.

THE
JUSTICE

104.

"MINE
INN"

105.

A
PLEASING LANDLORD

106.

PHILIP
HIRED THREE WOODSMEN

107.

TAIL
PIECE

108.

TAIL
PIECE

109.

BRO.
BALAAM

110.

THE
FIRE PANIC

111.

RUTH
ASSISTS IN DRESSING PHILIP’S ARM

112.

THE
FIRST RECEPTION

113.

VANITY
COLLAPSED

114.

THE
ATTACHES OF THE ANTIQUES

115.

HON.
OLIVER HIGGINS

116.

PAT
O’RILEY AND THE “OULD WOMAN"

117.

HON.
P. OREILLE AND LADY

118.

AN
UNMISTAKABLE POTATO MOUTH

119.

THE
THREE PATIENTS

120.

TAIL
PIECE

121.

DELIBERATE
PERSECUTION

122.

"IT
IS ONLY ME"

123.

"ALL
CONGRESSMEN DO THAT"

124.

A
TRICK WORTH KNOWING

125.

COL.
SELLERS ENLIGHTENING THE BOHEMIANS

126.

LAURA
IN THE BOOK STORE

127.

VERY
AGREEABLE

128.

PLAYING
TO WIN

129.

SHE
SAID “PARDON"

130.

"IT’S
HE! IT’S HE!”

131.

REFLECTION | 132.

ONCE
MORE FACE TO FACE

133.

COL.
SELBY KNEELS AND KISSES HER HAND

134.

JOLLY
GOOD COMPANY

135.

SUPPER
OR BREAKFAST?

136.

TAIL
PIECE

137.

A
LADY-KILLER TAMED

138.

CONSUMING
LOVE

139.

A
CONVERT TO WOMEN’S RIGHTS

140.

OPENING
NEGOTIATIONS

141.

NOT
JUST YET

142.

WELL
POSTED

143.

MR.
TROLLOP THINKS IT OVER

144.

DILWORTHY
GIVES LAURA HIS BLESSING

145.

UNNECESSARY
PRECAUTION

146.

WHERE
THE PROTECTION IS NEEDED

147.

AN
OBJECT OF SYMPATHY

148.

CHILDREN
OF HOPE

149.

THE
EDITOR

150.

PHILIP
LEAVING LAURA

151.

CHAIRMAN
OF THE COMMITTEE

152.

THE
HOUSE

153.

COL
SELLERS ASLEEP IN HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

154.

A
HEARTY SHAKE

155.

SENATOR
DILWORTHY TRANQUIL

156.

"SHE
AIN’T DAH, SAR"

157.

AS
THE WITNESSES DESCRIBED IT

158.

THE
LEARNED DOCTORS

159.

IMPORTANT
BUSINESS

160.

COL.
SELLERS AND WASHINGTON IN LAURA’S CELL

161.

PROMISED
PATRONAGE

162.

NO
LOVE LIKE A MOTHER’S

163.

CLEANED
OUT BUT NOT CRUSHED

164.

THE
LANDLORD TAKING LESSONS

165.

TAILPIECE | 166.

"WE’VE
STRUCK IT"

167.

THE
MINE AT ILIUM

168.

THE
HERMIT

169.

TAIL
PIECE

110.

ONE
CHANCE OPEN

171.

WHAT
HE EXPECTED TO BE

172.

ALAS!
POOR ALICE

173.

HOW
HE WAS DRAWN IN

174.

EVERYTHING | 175.

TAIL
PIECE

176.

"COME
NOW, LETS CHEER UP"

177.

A
SHINING EXAMPLE

178.

THE
SEWING SOCIETY DODGE

179.

DILWORTHY
ADDRESSES A SUNDAY SCHOOL

180.

TAIL
PIECE

181.

THE
JUDGE

182.

LAURA
ON TRIAL

183.

MICHAEL
LANIGAN

184.

PATRICK
COUGHLIN

185.

ETHAN
DOBB

186.

MR
HICKS

187.

SEARCH
FOR A FATHER

158.

TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF A LULL

189.

TERM
EXPIRED

190.

RE-ELECTED | 191.

THE
“FAITHFUL OLD HAND"

192.

A
FIRE BRAND

193.

TAIL
PIECE

194.

COL.
SELLERS AND WASHINGTON RETURN HOME AFTER THE VOTE

195.

A
COURT-IN SCENE

196.

POPULAR
ENDORSEMENT

197.

ONE
OF THE INSULTED MEMBERS

195.

TOUCHED
BY THE SIRUGGLES OF THE POOR

199.

MR
NOBLE ASKS QUESTIONS

200.

THE
WORN OUT STYLE OF SENATOR

201.

THE
PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE

202.

THE
LAST LINK BROKEN

203.

THE
TERRIBLE ORDEAL

204.

RETROSPECTION | 205.

GOOD-BYE
TO WASHINGTON

206.

TAIL
PIECE

207.

THE
PARTING BLAST OFFERED

208.

THE
LAST BLAST

209.

STRUCK
IT AT LAST

210.

THE
RICH PROPRIETOR

211.

THE
SICK CHAMBER

212.

ALICE |

FOLLOWING
THE EQUATOR

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I.

The Party—Across America to Vancouver—On Board the Warrimo—Steamer
Chairs—The Captain—Going Home under a Cloud—A Gritty
Purser—The Brightest Passenger—Remedy for Bad Habits—The
Doctor and the Lumbago—A Moral Pauper—Limited Smoking—Remittance-men.

CHAPTER
II.

Change of Costume—Fish, Snake, and Boomerang Stories—Tests of Memory—A Brahmin Expert—General Grant’s Memory—A
Delicately Improper Tale

CHAPTER
III.

Honolulu—Reminiscences of the Sandwich Islands—King
Liholiho and His Royal Equipment—The Tabu—The Population of the Island—A Kanaka Diver—Cholera at Honolulu—Honolulu;
Past and Present—The Leper Colony

CHAPTER
IV.

Leaving Honolulu—Flying-fish—Approaching the Equator—Why the Ship Went Slow—The Front Yard of the Ship—Crossing the
Equator—Horse Billiards or Shovel Board—The Waterbury
Watch—Washing Decks—Ship Painters—The Great Meridian—The
Loss of a Day—A Babe without a Birthday

CHAPTER
V.

A lesson in Pronunciation—Reverence for Robert Burns—The
Southern Cross—Troublesome Constellations—Victoria for a
Name—Islands on the Map—Alofa and Fortuna—Recruiting for the Queensland Plantations—Captain Warren’s NoteBook—Recruiting not thoroughly Popular

CHAPTER
VI.

Missionaries Obstruct Business—The Sugar Planter and the Kanaka—The
Planter’s View—Civilizing the Kanaka—The Missionary’s
View—The Result—Repentant Kanakas—Wrinkles—The
Death Rate in Queensland

CHAPTER
VII.

The Fiji Islands—Suva—The Ship from Duluth—Going
Ashore—Midwinter in Fiji—Seeing the Governor—Why
Fiji was Ceded to England—Old time Fijians—Convicts among the Fijians—A Case Where Marriage was a Failure—Immortality with Limitations

CHAPTER
VIII.

A Wilderness of Islands—Two Men without a Country—A
Naturalist from New Zealand—The Fauna of Australasia—Animals,
Insects, and Birds—The Ornithorhynchus—Poetry and
Plagiarism

CHAPTER
IX.

Close to Australia—Porpoises at Night—Entrance to Sydney
Harbor—The Loss of the Duncan Dunbar—The Harbor—The
City of Sydney—Spring-time in Australia—The Climate—Information for Travelers—The Size of Australia—A Dust-Storm and Hot
Wind

CHAPTER
X.

The Discovery of Australia—Transportation of Convicts—Discipline—English
Laws, Ancient and Modern—Flogging Prisoners to Death—Arrival of Settlers—New South Wales Corps—Rum Currency—Intemperance
Everywhere—$100,000 for One Gallon of Rum—Development of the Country—Immense Resources

CHAPTER
XI.

Hospitality of English-speaking People—Writers and their
Gratitude—Mr. Gane and the Panegyrics—Population of Sydney
An English City with American Trimming—“Squatters”—Palaces and Sheep Kingdoms—Wool and Mutton—Australians and
Americans—Costermonger Pronunciation—England is “Home”—Table
Talk—English and Colonial Audiences

CHAPTER
XII.

Mr. X., a Missionary—Why Christianity Makes Slow Progress in
India—A Large Dream—Hindoo Miracles and Legends—Sampson and Hanuman—The Sandstone Ridge—Where are the Gates?

CHAPTER
XIII.

Public Works in Australasia—Botanical Garden of Sydney—Four
Special Socialties—The Government House—A Governor and His
Functions—The Admiralty House—The Tour of the Harbor—Shark
Fishing—Cecil Rhodes’ Shark and his First Fortune—Free
Board for Sharks.

CHAPTER
XIV.

Bad Health—To Melbourne by Rail—Maps Defective—The
Colony of Victoria—A Round-trip Ticket from Sydney—Change
Cars, from Wide to Narrow Gauge, a Peculiarity at Albury—Customs-fences—“My
Word”—The Blue Mountains—Rabbit Piles—Government
R. R. Restaurants—Duchesses for Waiters—“Sheep-dip”—Railroad
Coffee—Things Seen and Not Seen

CHAPTER
XV.

Wagga-Wagga—The Tichborne Claimant—A Stock Mystery—The
Plan of the Romance—The Realization—The Henry Bascom
Mystery—Bascom Hall—The Author’s Death and Funeral

CHAPTER
XVI.

Melbourne and its Attractions—The Melbourne Cup Races—Cup
Day—Great Crowds—Clothes Regardless of Cost—The
Australian Larrikin—Is He Dead?—Australian Hospitality—Melbourne
Wool-brokers—The Museums—The Palaces—The Origin of
Melbourne

CHAPTER
XVII.

The British Empire—Its Exports and Imports—The Trade of
Australia—To Adelaide—Broken Hill Silver Mine—A
Roundabout road—The Scrub and its Possibilities for the Novelist—The
Aboriginal Tracker—A Test Case—How Does One Cow-Track
Differ from Another?

CHAPTER
XVIII.

The Gum Trees—Unsociable Trees—Gorse and Broom—A universal Defect—An Adventurer—Wanted L200, got
L20,000,000—A Vast Land Scheme—The Smash-up—The
Corpse Got Up and Danced—A Unique Business by One Man—Buying the Kangaroo Skin—The Approach to Adelaide—Everything
Comes to Him who Waits—A Healthy Religious sphere—What is the Matter with the Specter?

CHAPTER
XIX.

The Botanical Gardens—Contributions from all Countries—The
Zoological Gardens of Adelaide—The Laughing Jackass—The
Dingo—A Misnamed Province—Telegraphing from Melbourne to
San Francisco—A Mania for Holidays—The Temperature—The
Death Rate—Celebration of the Reading of the Proclamation of
1836—Some old Settlers at the Commemoration—Their Staying
Powers—The Intelligence of the Aboriginal—The Antiquity of the Boomerang

CHAPTER
XX.

A Caller—A Talk about Old Times—The Fox Hunt—An
Accurate Judgment of an Idiot—How We Passed the Custom Officers in Italy

CHAPTER
XXI.

The “Weet-Weet”—Keeping down the Population—Victoria—Killing the Aboriginals—Pioneer Days in Queensland—Material for a
Drama—The Bush—Pudding with Arsenic—Revenge—A
Right Spirit but a Wrong Method—Death of Donga Billy

CHAPTER
XXII.

Continued Description of Aboriginals—Manly Qualities—Dodging
Balls—Feats of Spring—Jumping—Where the Kangaroo
Learned its Art—Well Digging—Endurance—Surgery—Artistic
Abilities—Fennimore Cooper’s Last Chance—Australian
Slang

CHAPTER
XXIII.

To Horsham (Colony of Victoria)—Description of Horsham—At the Hotel—Pepper Tree-The Agricultural College, Forty Pupils—High
Temperature—Width of Road in Chains, Perches, etc.—The
Bird with a Forgettable Name—The Magpie and the Lady—Fruit
Trees—Soils—Sheep Shearing—To Stawell—Gold
Mining Country—$75,000 per Month Income and able to Keep House—Fine
Grapes and Wine—The Dryest Community on Earth—The Three
Sisters—Gum Trees and Water

CHAPTER
XXIV.

Road to Ballarat—The City—Great Gold Strike, 1851—Rush for Australia—“Great Nuggets”—Taxation—Revolt and Victory—Peter Lalor and the Eureka Stockade—“Pencil
Mark”—Fine Statuary at Ballarat—Population—Ballarat
English

CHAPTER
XXV.

Bound for Bendigo—The Priest at Castlemaine—Time Saved by
Walking—Description of Bendigo—A Valuable Nugget—Perseverence and Success—Mr. Blank and His Influence—Conveyance of an
Idea—I Had to Like the Irishman—Corrigan Castle, and the
Mark Twain Club—My Bascom Mystery Solved

CHAPTER
XXVI.

Where New Zealand Is—But Few Know—Things People Think They
Know—The Yale Professor and His Visitor from N. Z.

CHAPTER
XXVII.

The South Pole Swell—Tasmania—Extermination of the Natives—The
Picture Proclamation—The Conciliator—The Formidable
Sixteen

CHAPTER
XXVIII.

When the Moment Comes the Man Appears—Why Ed. Jackson called on
Commodore Vanderbilt—Their Interview—Welcome to the Child of His Friend—A Big Time but under Inspection—Sent on
Important Business—A Visit to the Boys on the Boat

CHAPTER
XXIX.

Tasmania, Early Days—Description of the Town of Hobart—An
Englishman’s Love of Home Surroundings—Neatest City on
Earth—The Museum—A Parrot with an Acquired Taste—Glass
Arrow Beads—Refuge for the Indigent too healthy

CHAPTER
XXX.

Arrival at Bluff, N. Z.—Where the Rabbit Plague Began—The
Natural Enemy of the Rabbit—Dunedin—A Lovely Town—Visit to Dr. Hockin—His Museum—A Liquified Caterpillar—The
Unperfected Tape Worm—The Public Museum and Picture Gallery

CHAPTER
XXXI.

The Express Train—“A Hell of a Hotel at Maryborough”—Clocks and Bells—Railroad Service.

CHAPTER
XXXII.

Description of the Town of Christ Church—A Fine Museum—Jade-stone
Trinkets—The Great Moa—The First Maori in New Zealand—Women
Voters—“Person” in New Zealand Law Includes Woman—Taming an Ornithorhynchus—A Voyage in the ‘Flora’ from
Lyttelton—Cattle Stalls for Everybody—A Wonderful Time.

CHAPTER
XXXIII.

The Town of Nelson—“The Mongatapu Murders,” the
Great Event of the Town—Burgess’ Confession—Summit of Mount Eden—Rotorua and the Hot Lakes and Geysers—Thermal
Springs District—Kauri Gum—Tangariwa Mountains

CHAPTER
XXXIV.

The Bay of Gisborne—Taking in Passengers by the Yard Arm—The
Green Ballarat Fly—False Teeth—From Napier to Hastings by the Ballarat Fly Train—Kauri Trees—A Case of Mental
Telegraphy

CHAPTER
XXXV.

Fifty Miles in Four Hours—Comfortable Cars—Town of
Wauganui—Plenty of Maoris—On the Increase—Compliments to the Maoris—The Missionary Ways all Wrong—The Tabu among the Maoris—A Mysterious Sign—Curious War-monuments—Wellington

CHAPTER
XXXVI.

The Poems of Mrs. Moore—The Sad Fate of William Upson—A
Fellow Traveler Imitating the Prince of Wales—A Would-be Dude—Arrival at Sydney—Curious Town Names with Poem

CHAPTER
XXXVII.

From Sydney for Ceylon—A Lascar Crew—A Fine Ship—Three
Cats and a Basket of Kittens—Dinner Conversations—Veuve
Cliquot Wine—At Anchor in King George’s Sound Albany
Harbor—More Cats—A Vulture on Board—Nearing the
Equator again—Dressing for Dinner—Ceylon, Hotel Bristol—Servant
Brampy—A Feminine Man—Japanese Jinriksha or Cart—Scenes in Ceylon—A Missionary School—Insincerity of Clothes

CHAPTER
XXXVIII.

Steamer Rosetta to Bombay—Limes 14 cents a Barrel—Bombay, a Bewitching City—Descriptions of People and Dress—Woman as a Road Decoration—India, the Land of Dreams and Romance—Fourteen
Porters to Carry Baggage—Correcting a Servant—Killing a
Slave—Arranging a Bedroom—Three Hours’ Work and a
Terrible Racket—The Bird of Birds, the Indian Crow

CHAPTER
XXXIX.

God Vishnu, 108 Names—Change of Titles or Hunting for an Heir—Bombay as a Kaleidoscope—The Native’s Man Servant—Servants’
Recommendations—How Manuel got his Name and his English—Satan—A
Visit from God

CHAPTER
XL.

The Government House at Malabar Point—Mansion of Kumar Shri
Samatsin Hji Bahadur—The Indian Princess—A Difficult Game—Wardrobe and Jewels—Ceremonials—Decorations when Leaving—The
Towers of Silence—A Funeral

CHAPTER
XLI.

A Jain Temple—Mr. Roychand’s Bungalow—A Decorated
Six-Gun Prince—Human Fireworks—European Dress, Past and
Present—Complexions—Advantages with the Zulu—Festivities at the Bungalow—Nautch Dancers—Entrance of the Prince—Address to the Prince

CHAPTER
XLII.

A Hindoo Betrothal, midnight, Sleepers on the ground, Home of the
Bride of Twelve Years Dressed as a Boy—Illumination—Nautch
Girls—Imitating Snakes—Later—Illuminated Porch
Filled with Sleepers—The Plague

CHAPTER
XLIII.

Murder Trial in Bombay—Confidence Swindlers—Some
Specialities of India—The Plague, Juggernaut, Suttee, etc.—Everything on Gigantic Scale—India First in Everything—80 States, more Custom Houses than Cats—Rich Ground for Thug Society

CHAPTER
XLIV.

Official Thug Book—Supplies for Traveling, Bedding, and other
Freight—Scene at Railway Station—Making Way for White Man—Waiting
Passengers, High and Low Caste, Touch in the cars—Our Car—Beds made up—Dreaming of Thugs—Baroda—Meet Friends—Indian
Well—The Old Town—Narrow Streets—A Mad Elephant

CHAPTER
XLV.

Elephant Riding—Howdahs—The New Palace—The Prince’s
Excursion—Gold and Silver Artillery—A Vice-royal Visit—Remarkable
Dog—The Bench Show—Augustin Daly’s Back Door—Fakeer

CHAPTER
XLVI.

The Thugs—Government Efforts to Exterminate them—Choking a
Victim—A Fakeer Spared—Thief Strangled

CHAPTER
XLVII.

Thugs, Continued—Record of Murders—A Joy of Hunting and
Killing Men—Gordon Cumming—Killing an Elephant—Family
Affection among Thugs—Burial Places

CHAPTER
XLVIII.

Starting for Allahabad—Lower Berths in Sleepers—Elderly
Ladies have Preference of Berths—An American Lady Takes One
Anyhow—How Smythe Lost his Berth—How He Got Even—The
Suttee

CHAPTER
XLIX.

Pyjamas—Day Scene in India—Clothed in a Turban and a
Pocket Handkerchief—Land Parceled Out—Established Village
Servants—Witches in Families—Hereditary Midwifery—Destruction of Girl Babies—Wedding Display—Tiger-Persuader—Hailstorm
Discouragers—The Tyranny of the Sweeper—Elephant Driver—Water
Carrier—Curious Rivers—Arrival at Allahabad—English
Quarter—Lecture Hall Like a Snowstorm—Private Carriages—A
Milliner—Early Morning—The Squatting Servant—A
Religious Fair

CHAPTER
L.

On the Road to Benares—Dust and Waiting—The Bejeweled
Crowd—A Native Prince and his Guard—Zenana Lady—The
Extremes of Fashion—The Hotel at Benares—An Annex a Mile
Away—Doors in India—The Peepul Tree—Warning against
Cold Baths—A Strange Fruit—Description of Benares—The
Beginning of Creation—Pilgrims to Benares—A Priest with a
Good Business Stand—Protestant Missionary—The Trinity
Brahma, Shiva, and Vishnu—Religion the Business at Benares

CHAPTER
LI.

Benares a Religious Temple—A Guide for Pilgrims to Save Time in
Securing Salvation

CHAPTER
LII.

A Curious Way to Secure Salvation—The Banks of the Ganges—Architecture
Represents Piety—A Trip on the River—Bathers and their
Costumes—Drinking the Water—A Scientific Test of the Nasty
Purifier—Hindoo Faith in the Ganges—A Cremation—Remembrances of the Suttee—All Life Sacred Except Human Life—The
Goddess Bhowanee, and the Sacrificers—Sacred Monkeys—Ugly
Idols Everywhere—Two White Minarets—A Great View with a
Monkey in it—A Picture on the Water

CHAPTER
LIII.

Still in Benares—Another Living God—Why Things are
Wonderful—Sri 108 Utterly Perfect—How He Came so—Our
Visit to Sri—A Friendly Deity Exchanging Autographs and Books—Sri’s
Pupil—An Interesting Man—Reverence and Irreverence—Dancing in a Sepulchre

CHAPTER
LIV.

Rail to Calcutta—Population—The “City of Palaces”—A
Fluted Candle-stick—Ochterlony—Newspaper Correspondence—Average
Knowledge of Countries—A Wrong Idea of Chicago—Calcutta and the Black Hole—Description of the Horrors—Those Who
Lived—The Botanical Gardens—The Afternoon Turnout—Grand
Review—Military Tournament—Excursion on the Hoogly—The
Museum—What Winter Means in Calcutta

CHAPTER
LV.

On the Road Again—Flannels in Order—Across Country—From
Greenland’s Icy Mountain—Swapping Civilization—No
Field women in India—How it is in Other Countries—Canvas-covered
Cars—The Tiger Country—My First Hunt—Some Wild
Elephants Get Away—The Plains of India—The Ghurkas—Women for Pack-Horses—A Substitute for a Cab—Darjeeling—The
Hotel—The Highest Thing in the Himalayas—The Club—Kinchinjunga and Mt. Everest—Thibetans—The Prayer Wheel—People
Going to the Bazar

CHAPTER
LVI.

On the Road Again—The Hand-Car—A Thirty-five-mile Slide—The
Banyan Tree—A Dramatic Performance—The Railroad Loop—The
Half-way House—The Brain Fever Bird—The Coppersmith Bird—Nightingales and Cue Owls

CHAPTER
LVII.

India the Most Extraordinary Country on Earth—Nothing Forgotten—The
Land of Wonders—Annual Statistics Everywhere about Violence—Tiger vs. Man—A Handsome Fight—Annual Man Killing and Tiger
Killing—Other Animals—Snakes—Insurance and Snake
Tables—The Cobra Bite—Muzaffurpore—Dinapore—A
Train that Stopped for Gossip—Six Hours for Thirty-five Miles—A
Rupee to the Engineer—Ninety Miles an Hour—Again to
Benares, the Piety Hive—To Lucknow

CHAPTER
LVIII.

The Great Mutiny—The Massacre in Cawnpore—Terrible Scenes in Lucknow—The Residency—The Siege

CHAPTER
LIX.

A Visit to the Residency—Cawnpore—The Adjutant Bird and the Hindoo Corpse—The Taj Mahal—The True Conception—The
Ice Storm—True Gems—Syrian Fountains—An Exaggerated
Niagara

CHAPTER
LX.

To Lahore—The Governor’s Elephant—Taking a Ride—No
Danger from Collision—Rawal Pindi—Back to Delhi—An
Orientalized Englishman—Monkeys and the Paint-pot—Monkey
Crying over my Note-book—Arrival at Jeypore—In Rajputana—Watching
Servants—The Jeypore Hotel—Our Old and New Satan—Satan as a Liar—The Museum—A Street Show—Blocks of Houses—A
Religious Procession

CHAPTER
LXI.

Methods in American Deaf and Dumb Asylums—Methods in the Public
Schools—A Letter from a Youth in Punjab—Highly Educated
Service—A Damage to the Country—A Little Book from
Calcutta—Writing Poor English—Embarrassed by a Beggar Girl—A
Specimen Letter—An Application for Employment—A Calcutta
School Examination—Two Samples of Literature

CHAPTER
LXII.

Sail from Calcutta to Madras—Thence to Ceylon—Thence for
Mauritius—The Indian Ocean—Our Captain’s Peculiarity—The
Scot Has one too—The Flying-fish that Went Hunting in the Field—Fined for Smuggling—Lots of Pets on Board—The Color of the Sea—The
Most Important Member of Nature’s Family—The Captain’s
Story of Cold Weather—Omissions in the Ship’s Library—Washing
Decks—Pyjamas on Deck—The Cat’s Toilet—No
Interest in the Bulletin—Perfect Rest—The Milky Way and the Magellan Clouds—Mauritius—Port Louis—A Hot
Country—Under French Control—A Variety of People and
Complexions—Train to Curepipe—A Wonderful Office-holder—The
Wooden Peg Ornament—The Prominent Historical Event of Mauritius—“Paul and Virginia”—One of Virginia’s Wedding Gifts—Heaven
Copied after Mauritius—Early History of Mauritius—Quarantines—Population of all Kinds—What the World Consists of—Where Russia and
Germany are—A Picture of Milan Cathedral—Newspapers—The
Language—Best Sugar in the World—Literature of Mauritius

CHAPTER
LXIII.

Port Louis—Matches no Good—Good Roads—Death Notices—Why
European Nations Rob Each Other—What Immigrants to Mauritius Do—Population—Labor
Wages—The Camaron—The Palmiste and other Eatables—Monkeys—The
Cyclone of 1892—Mauritius a Sunday Landscape

CHAPTER
LXIV.

The Steamer “Arundel Castle”—Poor Beds in Ships—The
Beds in Noah’s Ark—Getting a Rest in Europe—Ship in
Sight—Mozambique Channel—The Engineer and the Band—Thackeray’s
“Madagascar”—Africanders Going Home—Singing on the After Deck—An Out-of-Place Story—Dynamite Explosion in
Johannesburg—Entering Delagoa Bay—Ashore—A Hot
Winter—Small Town—No Sights—No Carriages—Working
Women—Barnum’s Purchase of Shakespeare’s Birthplace,
Jumbo, and the Nelson Monument—Arrival at Durban

CHAPTER
LXV.

Royal Hotel Durban—Bells that Did not Ring—Early Inquiries for Comforts—Change of Temperature after Sunset—Rickhaws—The
Hotel Chameleon—Natives not out after the Bell—Preponderance of Blacks in Natal—Hair Fashions in Natal—Zulus for Police—A
Drive round the Berea—The Cactus and other Trees—Religion a Vital Matter—Peculiar Views about Babies—Zulu Kings—A
Trappist Monastery—Transvaal Politics—Reasons why the
Trouble came About

CHAPTER
LXVI.

Jameson over the Border—His Defeat and Capture—Sent to
England for Trial—Arrest of Citizens by the Boers—Commuted
Sentences—Final Release of all but Two—Interesting Days for a Stranger—Hard to Understand Either Side—What the
Reformers Expected to Accomplish—How They Proposed to Do it—Testimonies a Year Later—A “Woman’s Part”—The Truth of the South African Situation—“Jameson’s Ride”—A
Poem

CHAPTER
LXVII.

Jameson’s Raid—The Reform Committee’s Difficult Task—Possible
Plans—Advice that Jameson Ought to Have—The War of 1881 and its Lessons—Statistics of Losses of the Combatants—Jameson’s
Battles—Losses on Both Sides—The Military Errors—How the Warfare Should Have Been Carried on to Be Successful

CHAPTER
LXVIII.

Judicious Mr. Rhodes—What South Africa Consists of—Johannesburg—The
Gold Mines—The Heaven of American Engineers—What the
Author Knows about Mining—Description of the Boer—What
Should be Expected of Him—What Was A Dizzy Jump for Rhodes—Taxes—Rhodesian
Method of Reducing Native Population—Journeying in Cape Colony—The
Cars—The Country—The Weather—Tamed Blacks—Familiar
Figures in King William’s Town—Boer Dress—Boer
Country Life—Sleeping Accommodations—The Reformers in Boer
Prison—Torturing a Black Prisoner

CHAPTER
LXIX.

An Absorbing Novelty—The Kimberley Diamond Mines—Discovery of Diamonds—The Wronged Stranger—Where the Gems Are—A
Judicious Change of Boundary—Modern Machinery and Appliances—Thrilling
Excitement in Finding a Diamond—Testing a Diamond—Fences—Deep
Mining by Natives in the Compound—Stealing—Reward for the
Biggest Diamond—A Fortune in Wine—The Great Diamond—Office of the De Beer Co.—Sorting the Gems—Cape Town—The
Most Imposing Man in British Provinces—Various Reasons for his
Supremacy—How He Makes Friends

CONCLUSION.

Table Rock—Table Bay—The Castle—Government and
Parliament—The Club—Dutch Mansions and their Hospitality—Dr.
John Barry and his Doings—On the Ship Norman—Madeira—Arrived in Southampton

SKETCHES
NEW AND OLD

CONTENTS:

MY
WATCH

POLITICAL
ECONOMY

THE
JUMPING FROG

JOURNALISM
IN TENNESSEE

THE
STORY OF THE BAD LITTLE BOY

THE
STORY OF THE GOOD LITTLE BOY

A
COUPLE OF POEMS BY TWAIN AND MOORE

NIAGARA

ANSWERS
TO CORRESPONDENTS

TO
RAISE POULTRY

EXPERIENCE
OF THE MCWILLIAMSES WITH MEMBRANOUS CROUP

MY
FIRST LITERARY VENTURE

HOW
THE AUTHOR WAS SOLD IN NEWARK

THE
OFFICE BORE

JOHNNY
GREER

THE
FACTS IN THE CASE OF THE GREAT BEEF CONTRACT

THE
CASE OF GEORGE FISHER

DISGRACEFUL
PERSECUTION OF A BOY

THE
JUDGES “SPIRITED WOMAN"

INFORMATION
WANTED

SOME
LEARNED FABLES, FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS

MY
LATE SENATORIAL SECRETARYSHIP

A
FASHION ITEM

RILEY-NEWSPAPER
CORRESPONDENT

A
FINE OLD MAN

SCIENCE vs. LUCK

THE
LATE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

MR.
BLOKE’S ITEM

A
MEDIEVAL ROMANCE

PETITION
CONCERNING COPYRIGHT

AFTER-DINNER
SPEECH

LIONIZING
MURDERERS

A
NEW CRIME

A
CURIOUS DREAM

A
TRUE STORY

THE
SIAMESE TWINS

SPEECH
AT THE SCOTTISH BANQUET IN LONDON

A
GHOST STORY

THE
CAPITOLINE VENUS

SPEECH
ON ACCIDENT INSURANCE

JOHN
CHINAMAN IN NEW YORK

HOW
I EDITED AN AGRICULTURAL PAPER

THE
PETRIFIED MAN

MY
BLOODY MASSACRE

THE
UNDERTAKER’S CHAT

CONCERNING
CHAMBERMAIDS

AURELIA’S
UNFORTUNATE YOUNG MAN

"AFTER”
JENKINS

ABOUT
BARBERS

"PARTY
CRIES” IN IRELAND

THE
FACTS CONCERNING THE RECENT RESIGNATION

HISTORY
REPEATS ITSELF

HONORED
AS A CURIOSITY

FIRST
INTERVIEW WITH ARTEMUS WARD

CANNIBALISM
IN THE CARS

THE
KILLING OF JULIUS CAESAR “LOCALIZED"

THE
WIDOW’S PROTEST

THE
SCRIPTURAL PANORAMIST

CURING
A COLD

A
CURIOUS PLEASURE EXCURSION

RUNNING
FOR GOVERNOR

A
MYSTERIOUS VISIT

HUCKLEBERRY FINN

CONTENTS.

CHAPTER
I.

Civilizing Huck.—Miss Watson.—Tom Sawyer Waits.

CHAPTER
II.

The Boys Escape Jim.—Torn Sawyer’s Gang.—Deep-laid
Plans.

CHAPTER
III.

A Good Going-over.—Grace Triumphant.—“One of Tom
Sawyers’s Lies”.

CHAPTER
IV.

Huck and the Judge.—Superstition.

CHAPTER
V.

Huck’s Father.—The Fond Parent.—Reform.

CHAPTER
VI.

He Went for Judge Thatcher.—Huck Decided to Leave.—Political
Economy.—Thrashing Around.

CHAPTER
VII.

Laying for Him.—Locked in the Cabin.—Sinking the Body.—Resting.

CHAPTER
VIII.

Sleeping in the Woods.—Raising the Dead.—Exploring the
Island.—Finding Jim.—Jim’s Escape.—Signs.—Balum.

CHAPTER
IX.

The Cave.—The Floating House.

CHAPTER
X.

The Find.—Old Hank Bunker.—In Disguise.

CHAPTER
XI.

Huck and the Woman.—The Search.—Prevarication.—Going to Goshen.

CHAPTER
XII.

Slow Navigation.—Borrowing Things.—Boarding the Wreck.—The
Plotters.—Hunting for the Boat.

CHAPTER
XIII.

Escaping from the Wreck.—The Watchman.—Sinking.

CHAPTER
XIV.

A General Good Time.—The Harem.—French.

CHAPTER
XV.

Huck Loses the Raft.—In the Fog.—Huck Finds the Raft.—Trash.

CHAPTER
XVI.

Expectation.—A White Lie.—Floating Currency.—Running by Cairo.—Swimming Ashore.

CHAPTER
XVII.

An Evening Call.—The Farm in Arkansaw.—Interior
Decorations.—Stephen Dowling Bots.—Poetical Effusions.

CHAPTER
XVIII.

Col. Grangerford.—Aristocracy.—Feuds.—The Testament.—Recovering the Raft.—The Wood—pile.—Pork and Cabbage.

CHAPTER
XIX.

Tying Up Day—times.—An Astronomical Theory.—Running a Temperance Revival.—The Duke of Bridgewater.—The
Troubles of Royalty.

CHAPTER
XX.

Huck Explains.—Laying Out a Campaign.—Working the Camp—meeting.—A
Pirate at the Camp—meeting.—The Duke as a Printer.

CHAPTER
XXI.

Sword Exercise.—Hamlet’s Soliloquy.—They Loafed
Around Town.—A Lazy Town.—Old Boggs.—Dead.

CHAPTER
XXII.

Sherburn.—Attending the Circus.—Intoxication in the Ring.—The
Thrilling Tragedy.

CHAPTER
XXIII.

Sold.—Royal Comparisons.—Jim Gets Home-sick.

CHAPTER
XXIV.

Jim in Royal Robes.—They Take a Passenger.—Getting
Information.—Family Grief.

CHAPTER
XXV.

Is It Them?—Singing the “Doxologer.”—Awful
Square—Funeral Orgies.—A Bad Investment .

CHAPTER
XXVI.

A Pious King.—The King’s Clergy.—She Asked His
Pardon.—Hiding in the Room.—Huck Takes the Money.

CHAPTER
XXVII.

The Funeral.—Satisfying Curiosity.—Suspicious of Huck,—Quick
Sales and Small.

CHAPTER
XXVIII.

The Trip to England.—“The Brute!”—Mary Jane
Decides to Leave.—Huck Parting with Mary Jane.—Mumps.—The
Opposition Line.

CHAPTER
XXIX.

Contested Relationship.—The King Explains the Loss.—A
Question of Handwriting.—Digging up the Corpse.—Huck
Escapes.

CHAPTER
XXX.

The King Went for Him.—A Royal Row.—Powerful Mellow.

CHAPTER
XXXI.

Ominous Plans.—News from Jim.—Old Recollections.—A
Sheep Story.—Valuable Information.

CHAPTER
XXXII.

Still and Sunday—like.—Mistaken Identity.—Up a
Stump.—In a Dilemma.

CHAPTER
XXXIII.

A Nigger Stealer.—Southern Hospitality.—A Pretty Long
Blessing.—Tar and Feathers.

CHAPTER
XXXIV.

The Hut by the Ash Hopper.—Outrageous.—Climbing the
Lightning Rod.—Troubled with Witches.

CHAPTER
XXXV.

Escaping Properly.—Dark Schemes.—Discrimination in
Stealing.—A Deep Hole.

CHAPTER
XXXVI.

The Lightning Rod.—His Level Best.—A Bequest to Posterity.—A
High Figure.

CHAPTER
XXXVII.

The Last Shirt.—Mooning Around.—Sailing Orders.—The
Witch Pie.

CHAPTER
XXXVIII.

The Coat of Arms.—A Skilled Superintendent.—Unpleasant
Glory.—A Tearful Subject.

CHAPTER
XXXIX.

Rats.—Lively Bed—fellows.—The Straw Dummy.

CHAPTER
XL.

Fishing.—The Vigilance Committee.—A Lively Run.—Jim
Advises a Doctor.

CHAPTER
XLI.

The Doctor.—Uncle Silas.—Sister Hotchkiss.—Aunt
Sally in Trouble.

CHAPTER
XLII.

Tom Sawyer Wounded.—The Doctor’s Story.—Tom
Confesses.—Aunt Polly Arrives.—Hand Out Them Letters
.

CHAPTER
THE LAST.

Out of Bondage.—Paying the Captive.—Yours Truly, Huck
Finn.

ILLUSTRATIONS.

The
Widows

Moses and the “Bulrushers"

Miss
Watson

Huck
Stealing Away

They
Tip-toed Along

Jim

Tom
Sawyer’s Band of Robbers

Huck
Creeps into his Window

Miss
Watson’s Lecture

The
Robbers Dispersed

Rubbing the Lamp

! ! !
!

Judge
Thatcher surprised

Jim
Listening

"Pap"
Huck and his Father
Reforming the Drunkard
Falling from Grace
Getting out of the Way

Solid
Comfort

Thinking it Over
Raising a Howl

"Git
Up"

The
Shanty

Shooting the Pig
Taking a Rest
In the Woods
Watching the Boat
Discovering the Camp Fire
Jim and the Ghost

Misto
Bradish’s Nigger

Exploring the Cave
In the Cave
Jim sees a Dead Man

They
Found Eight Dollars

Jim and the Snake

Old
Hank Bunker

"A
Fair Fit"

"Come
In"

"Him and another Man"
She puts up a Snack

"Hump
Yourself"

On the Raft
He sometimes Lifted a Chicken
"Please don’t, Bill"
"It ain’t Good Morals"

"Oh!
Lordy, Lordy!”

In a
Fix

"Hello,
What’s Up?"

The
Wreck

We turned in and Slept
Turning over the Truck
Solomon and his Million Wives
The story of “Sollermun"

"We
Would Sell the Raft"

Among the Snags
Asleep on the Raft
"Something being Raftsman"
"Boy, that’s a Lie"

"Here
I is, Huck"

Climbing up the Bank

"Who’s
There?"

"Buck"
"It made Her look Spidery"
"They got him out and emptied Him"

The
House

Col.
Grangerford

Young
Harney Shepherdson

Miss
Charlotte

"And asked me if I Liked Her"
"Behind the Wood-pile"

Hiding
Day-times

"And
Dogs a-Coming"

"By rights I am a Duke!”
"I am the Late Dauphin"

Tail
Piece

On the Raft

The
King as Juliet

"Courting on the Sly"

"A
Pirate for Thirty Years"

Another little Job
Practizing

Hamlet’s
Soliloquy

"Gimme a Chaw"

A
Little Monthly Drunk

The
Death of Boggs

Sherburn steps out

A
Dead Head

He shed Seventeen Suits
Tragedy

Their
Pockets Bulged

Henry the Eighth in Boston Harbor
Harmless
Adolphus
He fairly emptied that Young Fellow
"Alas, our Poor Brother"

"You
Bet it is"

Leaking
Making up the “Deffisit"
Going for him

The
Doctor

The
Bag of Money

The
Cubby

Supper with the Hare-Lip

Honest
Injun

The
Duke looks under the Bed

Huck takes the Money

A
Crack in the Dining-room Door

The
Undertaker

"He had a Rat!”
"Was you in my Room?"
Jawing

In
Trouble

Indignation
How to Find Them

He
Wrote

Hannah with the Mumps

The
Auction

The
True Brothers

The
Doctor leads Huck

The
Duke Wrote

"Gentlemen,
Gentlemen!”

"Jim
Lit Out"

The
King shakes Huck

The
Duke went for Him

Spanish
Moss

"Who
Nailed Him?"

Thinking
He gave him Ten Cents
Striking for the Back Country
Still and Sunday-like
She hugged him tight
"Who do you reckon it is?"
"It was Tom Sawyer"

"Mr.
Archibald Nichols, I presume?"

A pretty long Blessing

Traveling
By Rail

Vittles

A
Simple Job

Witches

Getting
Wood

One of the Best Authorities

The
Breakfast-Horn

Smouching the Knives
Going down the Lightning-Rod
Stealing spoons
Tom advises a Witch Pie

The
Rubbage-Pile

"Missus, dey’s a Sheet Gone"

In a
Tearing Way

One of his Ancestors

Jim’s
Coat of Arms

A
Tough Job

Buttons on their Tails
Irrigation
Keeping off Dull Times

Sawdust
Diet

Trouble is Brewing
Fishing
Every one had a Gun
Tom caught on a Splinter
Jim advises a Doctor

The
Doctor

Uncle
Silas in Danger

Old
Mrs. Hotchkiss

Aunt
Sally talks to Huck

Tom
Sawyer wounded

The
Doctor speaks for Jim

Tom rose square up in Bed
"Hand out them Letters"
Out of Bondage

Tom’s
Liberality

Yours
Truly

THE ADVENTURES
OF TOM SAWYER

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I.

Y-o-u-u Tom-Aunt Polly Decides Upon her Duty —Tom Practices
Music—The Challenge—A Private Entrance

CHAPTER
II.

Strong Temptations—Strategic Movements —The Innocents
Beguiled

CHAPTER
III.

Tom as a General—Triumph and Reward —Dismal Felicity—Commission and Omission

CHAPTER
IV.

Mental Acrobatics—Attending Sunday—School —The
Superintendent—“Showing off”—Tom Lionized

CHAPTER
V.

A Useful Minister—In Church—The Climax

CHAPTER
VI.

Self-Examination—Dentistry—The Midnight Charm —Witches and Devils—Cautious Approaches—Happy Hours

CHAPTER
VII.

A Treaty Entered Into—Early Lessons—A Mistake Made

CHAPTER
VIII.

Tom Decides on his Course—Old Scenes Re-enacted

CHAPTER
IX.

A Solemn Situation—Grave Subjects Introduced —Injun Joe
Explains

CHAPTER
X.

The Solemn Oath—Terror Brings Repentance —Mental
Punishment

CHAPTER
XI.

Muff Potter Comes Himself—Tom’s Conscience at Work

CHAPTER
XII.

Tom Shows his Generosity—Aunt Polly Weakens

CHAPTER
XIII.

The Young Pirates—Going to the Rendezvous —The Camp—Fire
Talk

CHAPTER
XIV.

Camp-Life—A Sensation—Tom Steals Away from Camp

CHAPTER
XV.

Tom Reconnoiters—Learns the Situation—Reports at Camp

CHAPTER
XVI.

A Day’s Amusements—Tom Reveals a Secret—The Pirates take a Lesson —A Night Surprise—An Indian War

CHAPTER
XVII.

Memories of the Lost Heroes—The Point in Tom’s Secret

CHAPTER
XVIII.

Tom’s Feelings Investigated—Wonderful Dream —Becky
Thatcher Overshadowed —Tom Becomes Jealous—Black Revenge

CHAPTER
XIX.

Tom Tells the Truth

CHAPTER
XX.

Becky in a Dilemma —Tom’s Nobility Asserts Itself

CHAPTER
XXI.

Youthful Eloquence—Compositions by the Young Ladies—A
Lengthy Vision —The Boy’s Vengeance Satisfied

CHAPTER
XXII.

Tom’s Confidence Betrayed —Expects Signal Punishment

CHAPTER
XXIII.

Old Muff’s Friends—Muff Potter in Court —Muff Potter
Saved

CHAPTER
XXIV.

Tom as the Village Hero—Days of Splendor and Nights of Horror—Pursuit of Injun Joe

CHAPTER
XXV.

About Kings and Diamonds—Search for the Treasure —Dead
People and Ghosts

CHAPTER
XXVI.

The Haunted House—Sleepy Ghosts —A Box of Gold—Bitter
Luck

CHAPTER
XXVII.

Doubts to be Settled—The Young Detectives

CHAPTER
XXVIII.

An Attempt at No. Two—Huck Mounts Guard

CHAPTER
XXIX.

The Pic-nic—Huck on Injun Joe’s Track —The “Revenge”
Job—Aid for the Widow

CHAPTER
XXX.

The Welchman Reports—Huck Under Fire—The Story Circulated
—A New Sensation—Hope Giving Way to Despair

CHAPTER
XXXI.

An Exploring Expedition—Trouble Commences —Lost in the
Cave—Total Darkness—Found but not Saved

CHAPTER
XXXII.

Tom tells the Story of their Escape —Tom’s Enemy in Safe
Quarters

CHAPTER
XXXIII.

The Fate of Injun Joe—Huck and Tom Compare Notes —An
Expedition to the Cave—Protection Against Ghosts —“An
Awful Snug Place”—A Reception at the Widow Douglas’s

CHAPTER
XXXIV.

Springing a Secret—Mr. Jones’ Surprise a Failure

CHAPTER
XXXV.

A New Order of Things—Poor Huck—New Adventures Planned

ILLUSTRATIONS

Tom
Sawyer

Tom at Home

Aunt
Polly Beguiled

A
Good Opportunity

Who’s
Afraid

Late
Home

Jim

'Tendin’
to Business

Ain’t that Work?
Cat and Toys
Amusement

Becky
Thatcher

Paying
Off

After the Battle

"Showing
Off"

Not
Amiss

Mary

Tom
Contemplating

Dampened
Ardor

Youth
Boyhood
Using the “Barlow"

The
Church

Necessities
Tom as a Sunday-School Hero

The
Prize

At
Church

The
Model Boy

The
Church Choir

A
Side Show

Result of Playing in Church

The
Pinch-Bug

Sid
Dentistry

Huckleberry
Finn

Mother
Hopkins

Result of Tom’s Truthfulness
Tom as an Artist

Interrupted
Courtship

The
Master

Vain
Pleading

Tail
Piece

The
Grave in the Woods

Tom
Meditates

Robin
Hood and his Foe

Death of Robin Hood
Midnight

Tom’s
Mode of Egress

Tom’s
Effort at Prayer

Muff
Potter Outwitted

The
Graveyard

Forewarnings

Disturbing
Muff’s Sleep

Tom’s
Talk with his Aunt

Muff
Potter

A
Suspicious Incident

Injun
Joe’s two Victims

In the Coils
Peter

Aunt
Polly seeks Information

A
General Good Time

Demoralized

Joe
Harper

On
Board Their First Prize

The
Pirates Ashore

Wild
Life

The
Pirate’s Bath

The
Pleasant Stroll

The
Search for the Drowned

The
Mysterious Writing

River
View

What
Tom Saw

Tom
Swims the River

Taking
Lessons

The
Pirates’ Egg Market

Tom
Looking for Joe’s Knife

The
Thunder Storm

Terrible
Slaughter

The
Mourner

Tom’s
Proudest Moment

Amy
Lawrence

Tom tries to Remember

The
Hero

A
Flirtation

Becky
Retaliates

A
Sudden Frost

Counter-irritation

Aunt
Polly

Tom justified

The
Discovery

Caught in the Act

Tom
Astonishes the School

Literature

Tom
Declaims

Examination
Evening

On
Exhibition

Prize
Authors

The
Master’s Dilemma

The
School House

The
Cadet

Happy for Two Days
Enjoying the Vacation

The
Stolen Melons

The
Judge

Visiting the Prisoner

Tom
Swears

The
Court Room

The
Detective

Tom
Dreams

The
Treasure

The
Private Conference

A
King; Poor Fellow!

Business

The
Ha’nted House

Injun
Joe

The
Greatest and Best

Hidden
Treasures Unearthed

The
Boy’s Salvation

Room
No. 2

The
Next Day’s Conference

Treasures

Uncle
Jake

Buck at Home

The
Haunted Room

"Run for Your Life"

McDougal’s
Cave

Inside the Cave
Huck on Duty

A
Rousing Act

Tail
Piece

The
Welchman

Result of a Sneeze
Cornered

Alarming
Discoveries

Tom and Becky stir up the Town

Tom’s
Marks

Huck
Questions the Widow

Vampires
Wonders of the Cave
Attacked by Natives
Despair

The
Wedding Cake

A New
Terror

Daylight

"Turn
Out” to Receive Tom and Becky

The
Escape from the Cave

Fate of the Ragged Man

The
Treasures Found

Caught at Last
Drop after Drop
Having a Good Time

A
Business Trip

"Got it at Last!”

Tail
Piece

Widow
Douglas

Tom
Backs his Statement

Tail
Piece

Huck
Transformed

Comfortable
Once More

High up in Society
Contentment

ROUGHING
IT

CONTENTS.

CHAPTER
I.

My Brother appointed Secretary of Nevada—I Envy His Prospective
Adventures—Am Appointed Private Secretary Under Him—My
Contentment Complete—Packed in One Hour—Dreams and Visions—On the Missouri River—A Bully Boat

CHAPTER
II.

Arrive at St. Joseph—Only Twenty-five Pounds Baggage Allowed—Farewell to Kid Gloves and Dress Coats—Armed to the Teeth—The
“Allen”—A Cheerful Weapon—Persuaded to Buy a
Mule—Schedule of Luxuries—We Leave the “States”—“Our
Coach”—Mails for the Indians—Between a Wink and an
Earthquake—A Modern Sphynx and How She Entertained Us—A
Sociable Heifer

CHAPTER
III.

“The Thoroughbrace is Broke”—Mails Delivered
Properly—Sleeping Under Difficulties—A Jackass Rabbit
Meditating, and on Business—A Modern Gulliver—Sage-brush—Overcoats as an Article of Diet—Sad Fate of a Camel—Warning to
Experimenters

CHAPTER
IV.

Making Our Bed—Assaults by the Unabridged—At a Station—Our
Driver a Great and Shining Dignitary—Strange Place for a
Frontyard—Accommodations—Double Portraits—An
Heirloom—Our Worthy Landlord—“Fixings and Things”—An
Exile—Slumgullion—A Well Furnished Table—The
Landlord Astonished—Table Etiquette—Wild Mexican Mules—Stage-coaching and Railroading

CHAPTER
V.

New Acquaintances—The Cayote—A Dog’s Experiences—A
Disgusted Dog—The Relatives of the Cayote—Meals Taken Away from Home

CHAPTER
VI.

The Division Superintendent—The Conductor—The Driver—One
Hundred and Fifty Miles’ Drive Without Sleep—Teaching a
Subordinate—Our Old Friend Jack and a Pilgrim—Ben Holliday
Compared to Moses

CHAPTER
VII.

Overland City—Crossing the Platte—Bemis’s Buffalo
Hunt—Assault by a Buffalo—Bemis’s Horse Goes Crazy—An
Impromptu Circus—A New Departure—Bemis Finds Refuge in a
Tree—Escapes Finally by a Wonderful Method

CHAPTER
VIII.

The Pony Express—Fifty Miles Without Stopping—“Here he Comes”—Alkali Water—Riding an Avalanche—Indian
Massacre

CHAPTER
IX.

Among the Indians—An Unfair Advantage—Laying on our Arms—A
Midnight Murder—Wrath of Outlaws—A Dangerous, yet Valuable
Citizen

CHAPTER
X.

History of Slade—A Proposed Fist-fight—Encounter with
Jules—Paradise of Outlaws—Slade as Superintendent—As
Executioner—A Doomed Whisky Seller—A Prisoner—A Wife’s
Bravery—An Ancient Enemy Captured—Enjoying a Luxury—Hob-nobbing with Slade—Too Polite—A Happy Escape

CHAPTER
XI

. Slade in Montana—“On a Spree”—In Court—Attack on a Judge—Arrest by the Vigilantes—Turn out of the Miners—Execution of Slade—Lamentations of His Wife—Was Slade a Coward?

CHAPTER
XII.

A Mormon Emigrant Train—The Heart of the Rocky Mountains—Pure
Saleratus—A Natural Ice-House—An Entire Inhabitant—In
Sight of “Eternal Snow”—The South Pass—The
Parting Streams—An Unreliable Letter Carrier—Meeting of
Old Friends—A Spoiled Watermelon—Down the Mountain- -A
Scene of Desolation—Lost in the Dark—Unnecessary Advice—U.S.
Troops and Indians—Sublime Spectacle—Another Delusion
Dispelled—Among the Angels

CHAPTER
XIII.

Mormons and Gentiles—Exhilarating Drink, and its Effect on Bemis—Salt
Lake City—A Great Contrast—A Mormon Vagrant—Talk with a Saint—A Visit to the “King”—A Happy
Simile

CHAPTER
XIV.

Mormon Contractors—How Mr. Street Astonished Them—The Case
Before Brigham Young, and How he Disposed of it—Polygamy Viewed from a New Position

CHAPTER
XV.

A Gentile Den—Polygamy Discussed—Favorite Wife and D. 4—Hennery for Retired Wives—Children Need Marking—Cost of a Gift to
No. 6—A Penny- whistle Gift and its Effects—Fathering the
Foundlings—It Resembled Him—The Family Bedstead

CHAPTER
XVI.

The Mormon Bible—Proofs of its Divinity—Plagiarism of its
Authors—Story of Nephi—Wonderful Battle—Kilkenny
Cats Outdone

CHAPTER
XVII.

Three Sides to all Questions—Everything “A Quarter”—Shriveled
Up—Emigrants and White Shirts at a Discount—“Forty-Niners”—Above
Par—Real Happiness

CHAPTER
XVIII.

Alkali Desert—Romance of Crossing Dispelled—Alkali Dust—Effect on the Mules—Universal Thanksgiving

CHAPTER
XIX.

The Digger Indians Compared with the Bushmen of Africa—Food,
Life and Characteristics—Cowardly Attack on a Stage Coach—A
Brave Driver—The Noble Red Man

CHAPTER
XX.

The Great American Desert—Forty Miles on Bones—Lakes
Without Outlets—Greely’s Remarkable Ride—Hank Monk, the Renowned Driver—Fatal Effects of “Corking” a
Story—Bald-Headed Anecdote

CHAPTER
XXI.

Alkali Dust—Desolation and Contemplation—Carson City—Our
Journey Ended—We are Introduced to Several Citizens—A
Strange Rebuke—A Washoe Zephyr at Play—Its Office Hours—Governor’s
Palace—Government Offices—Our French Landlady Bridget O’Flannigan—Shadow
Secrets—Cause for a Disturbance at Once—The Irish Brigade—Mrs.
O’Flannigan’s Boarders—The Surveying Expedition—Escape of the Tarantulas

CHAPTER
XXII.

The Son of a Nabob—Start for Lake Tahoe—Splendor of the
Views—Trip on the Lake—Camping Out—Reinvigorating
Climate—Clearing a Tract of Land—Securing a Title—Outhouse and Fences

CHAPTER
XXIII.

A Happy Life—Lake Tahoe and its Moods—Transparency of the
Waters—A Catastrophe—Fire! Fire!—A Magnificent
Spectacle—Homeless Again—We take to the Lake—A Storm—Return to Carson

CHAPTER
XXIV.

Resolve to Buy a Horse—Horsemanship in Carson—A Temptation—Advice
Given Me Freely—I Buy the Mexican Plug—My First Ride—A
Good Bucker—I Loan the Plug—Experience of Borrowers—Attempts to Sell—Expense of the Experiment—A Stranger Taken In

CHAPTER
XXV.

The Mormons in Nevada—How to Persuade a Loan from Them—Early
History of the Territory—Silver Mines Discovered—The New
Territorial Government—A Foreign One and a Poor One—Its
Funny Struggles for Existence—No Credit, no Cash—Old Abe
Currey Sustains it and its Officers—Instructions and Vouchers—An
Indian’s Endorsement—Toll-Gates

CHAPTER
XXVI.

The Silver Fever—State of the Market—Silver Bricks—Tales
Told—Off for the Humboldt Mines

CHAPTER
XXVII.

Our manner of going—Incidents of the Trip—A Warm but Too
Familiar a Bedfellow—Mr. Ballou Objects—Sunshine amid
Clouds—Safely Arrived

CHAPTER
XXVIII.

Arrive at the Mountains—Building Our Cabin—My First
Prospecting Tour—My First Gold Mine—Pockets Filled With
Treasures—Filtering the News to My Companions—The Bubble
Pricked—All Not Gold That Glitters

CHAPTER
XXIX.

Out Prospecting—A Silver Mine At Last—Making a Fortune
With Sledge and Drill—A Hard Road to Travel—We Own in
Claims—A Rocky Country

CHAPTER
XXX.

Disinterested Friends—How “Feet” Were Sold—We
Quit Tunnelling—A Trip to Esmeralda—My Companions—An
Indian Prophesy—A Flood—Our Quarters During It

CHAPTER
XXXI.

The Guests at “Honey Lake Smith’s”—“Bully
Old Arkansas”—“Our Landlord"- -Determined to Fight—The
Landlord’s Wife—The Bully Conquered by Her—Another
Start—Crossing the Carson—A Narrow Escape—Following
Our Own Track—A New Guide—Lost in the Snow

CHAPTER
XXXII.

Desperate Situation—Attempts to Make a Fire—Our Horses leave us—We Find Matches—One, Two, Three and the Last—No
Fire—Death Seems Inevitable—We Mourn Over Our Evil Lives—Discarded
Vices—We Forgive Each Other—An Affectionate Farewell—The
Sleep of Oblivion

CHAPTER
XXXIII.

Return of Consciousness—Ridiculous Developments—A Station
House—Bitter Feelings—Fruits of Repentance—Resurrected
Vices

CHAPTER
XXXIV.

About Carson—General Buncombe—Hyde vs. Morgan—How
Hyde Lost His Ranch- -The Great Landslide Case—The Trial—General
Buncombe in Court—A Wonderful Decision—A Serious
Afterthought

CHAPTER
XXXV.

A New Travelling Companion—All Full and No Accommodations—How
Captain Nye found Room—and Caused Our Leaving to be Lamented—The
Uses of Tunnelling—A Notable Example—We Go into the
“Claim” Business and Fail—At the Bottom

CHAPTER
XXXVI.

A Quartz Mill—Amalgamation—“Screening Tailings”—First
Quartz Mill in Nevada—Fire Assay—A Smart Assayer—I stake for an advance

CHAPTER
XXXVII.

The Whiteman Cement Mine—Story of its Discovery—A Secret
Expedition—A Nocturnal Adventure—A Distressing Position—A
Failure and a Week’s Holiday

CHAPTER
XXXVIII.

Mono Lake—Shampooing Made Easy—Thoughtless Act of Our Dog and the Results—Lye Water—Curiosities of the Lake—Free
Hotel—Some Funny Incidents a Little Overdrawn

CHAPTER
XXXIX.

Visit to the Islands in Lake Mono—Ashes and Desolation—Life
Amid Death Our Boat Adrift—A Jump For Life—A Storm On the
Lake—A Mass of Soap Suds—Geological Curiosities—A
Week On the Sierras—A Narrow Escape From a Funny Explosion—“Stove
Heap Gone"

CHAPTER
XL.

The “Wide West” Mine—It is “Interviewed”
by Higbie—A Blind Lead—Worth a Million—We are Rich
At Last—Plans for the Future

CHAPTER
XLI.

A Rheumatic Patient—Day Dreams—An Unfortunate Stumble—I
Leave Suddenly—Another Patient—Higbie in the Cabin—Our
Balloon Bursted—Worth Nothing—Regrets and Explanations—Our
Third Partner

CHAPTER
XLII.

What to do Next?—Obstacles I Had Met With—“Jack of
All Trades”—Mining Again—Target Shooting—I
Turn City Editor—I Succeed Finely

CHAPTER
XLIII.

My Friend Boggs—The School Report—Boggs Pays Me An Old
Debt—Virginia City

CHAPTER
XLIV.

Flush Times—Plenty of Stock—Editorial Puffing—Stocks
Given Me—Salting Mines—A Tragedian In a New Role

CHAPTER
XLV.

Flush Times Continue—Sanitary Commission Fund—Wild
Enthusiasm of the People—Would not wait to Contribute—The
Sanitary Flour Sack—It is Carried to Gold Hill and Dayton—Final
Reception in Virginia—Results of the Sale—A Grand Total

CHAPTER
XLVI.

The Nabobs of Those Days—John Smith as a Traveler—Sudden
Wealth—A Sixty-Thousand-Dollar Horse—A Smart Telegraph
Operator—A Nabob in New York City—Charters an Omnibus—“Walk in, It’s All Free”—“You Can’t Pay a Cent”—“Hold
On, Driver, I Weaken”—Sociability of New Yorkers

CHAPTER
XLVII.

Buck Fanshaw’s Death—The Cause Thereof—Preparations for His Burial—Scotty Briggs the Committee Man—He Visits the Minister—Scotty Can’t Play His Hand—The Minister
Gets Mixed—Both Begin to See—“All Down Again But
Nine”—Buck Fanshaw as a Citizen—How To “Shook
Your Mother”—The Funeral—Scotty Briggs as a Sunday
School Teacher

CHAPTER
XLVIII.

The First Twenty-Six Graves in Nevada—The Prominent Men of the
County—The Man Who Had Killed His Dozen—Trial by Jury—Specimen
Jurors—A Private Grave Yard—The Desperadoes—Who They
Killed—Waking up the Weary Passenger—Satisfaction Without
Fighting

CHAPTER
XLIX.

Fatal Shooting Affray—Robbery and Desperate Affray—A
Specimen City Official—A Marked Man—A Street Fight—Punishment of Crime

CHAPTER
L.

Captain Ned Blakely—Bill Nookes Receives Desired Information—Killing of Blakely’s Mate—A Walking Battery—Blakely Secures
Nookes—Hang First and Be Tried Afterwards—Captain Blakely as a Chaplain—The First Chapter of Genesis Read at a Hanging—Nookes
Hung—Blakely’s Regrets

CHAPTER
LI.

The Weekly Occidental—A Ready Editor—A Novel—A
Concentration of Talent—The Heroes and the Heroines—The
Dissolute Author Engaged—Extraordinary Havoc With the Novel—A
Highly Romantic Chapter—The Lovers Separated—Jonah
Out-done—A Lost Poem—The Aged Pilot Man—Storm On the
Erie Canal—Dollinger the Pilot Man—Terrific Gale—Danger
Increases—A Crisis Arrived—Saved as if by a Miracle

CHAPTER
LII.

Freights to California—Silver Bricks—Under Ground Mines—Timber
Supports—A Visit to the Mines—The Caved Mines—Total of Shipments in 1863

CHAPTER
LIII.

Jim Blaine and his Grandfather’s Ram—Filkin’s
Mistake—Old Miss Wagner and her Glass Eye—Jacobs, the
Coffin Dealer—Waiting for a Customer—His Bargain With Old
Robbins—Robbins Sues for Damage and Collects—A New Use for
Missionaries—The Effect—His Uncle Lem and the Use
Providence Made of Him—Sad Fate of Wheeler—Devotion of His
Wife—A Model Monument—What About the Ram?

CHAPTER
LIV.

Chinese in Virginia City—Washing Bills—Habit of Imitation—Chinese
Immigration—A Visit to Chinatown—Messrs. Ah Sing, Hong Wo,
See Yup, &c

CHAPTER
LV.

Tired of Virginia City—An Old Schoolmate—A Two Years’
Loan—Acting as an Editor—Almost Receive an Offer—An
Accident—Three Drunken Anecdotes—Last Look at Mt. Davidson—A
Beautiful Incident

CHAPTER
LVI.

Off for San Francisco—Western and Eastern Landscapes—The
Hottest place on Earth—Summer and Winter

CHAPTER
LVII.

California—Novelty of Seeing a Woman—“Well if it ain’t a Child!”—One Hundred and Fifty Dollars for a Kiss—Waiting for a turn

CHAPTER
LVIII.

Life in San Francisco—Worthless Stocks—My First Earthquake—Reportorial
Instincts—Effects of the Shocks—Incidents and Curiosities—Sabbath
Breakers—The Lodger and the Chambermaid—A Sensible Fashion to Follow—Effects of the Earthquake on the Ministers

CHAPTER
LIX.

Poor Again—Slinking as a Business—A Model Collector—Misery loves Company—Comparing Notes for Comfort—A Streak of Luck—Finding a Dime—Wealthy by Comparison—Two Sumptuous Dinners

CHAPTER
LX.

An Old Friend—An Educated Miner—Pocket Mining—Freaks of Fortune

CHAPTER
LXI.

Dick Baker and his Cat—Tom Quartz’s Peculiarities—On an Excursion—Appearance On His Return—A Prejudiced Cat—Empty
Pockets and a Roving Life

CHAPTER
LXII.

Bound for the Sandwich Islands—The Three Captains—The Old
Admiral—His Daily Habits—His Well Fought Fields—An
Unexpected Opponent—The Admiral Overpowered—The Victor
Declared a Hero

CHAPTER
LXIII.

Arrival at the Islands—Honolulu—What I Saw There—Dress and Habits of the Inhabitants—The Animal Kingdom—Fruits and Delightful Effects

CHAPTER
LXIV.

An Excursion—Captain Phillips and his Turn-Out—A Horseback
Ride—A Vicious Animal—Nature and Art—Interesting
Ruins—All Praise to the Missionaries

CHAPTER
LXV.

Interesting Mementoes and Relics—An Old Legend of a Frightful
Leap—An Appreciative Horse—Horse Jockeys and Their
Brothers—A New Trick—A Hay Merchant—Good Country for
Horse Lovers

CHAPTER
LXVI.

A Saturday Afternoon—Sandwich Island Girls on a Frolic—The
Poi Merchant—Grand Gala Day—A Native Dance—Church
Membership—Cats and Officials—An Overwhelming Discovery

CHAPTER
LXVII.

The Legislature of the Island—What Its President Has Seen—Praying for an Enemy—Women’s Rights—Romantic Fashions—Worship of the Shark—Desire for Dress—Full Dress—Not Paris
Style—Playing Empire—Officials and Foreign Ambassadors—Overwhelming
Magnificence

CHAPTER
LXVIII.

A Royal Funeral—Order of Procession—Pomp and Ceremony—A
Striking Contrast—A Sick Monarch—Human Sacrifices at His
Death—Burial Orgies

CHAPTER
LXIX.

“Once more upon the Waters.”—A Noisy Passenger—Several
Silent Ones—A Moonlight Scene—Fruits and Plantations

CHAPTER
LXX.

A Droll Character—Mrs. Beazely and Her Son—Meditations on
Turnips—A Letter from Horace Greeley—An Indignant
Rejoinder—The Letter Translated but too Late

CHAPTER
LXXI.

Kealakekua Bay—Death of Captain Cook—His Monument—Its
Construction—On Board the Schooner

CHAPTER
LXXII.

Young Kanakas in New England—A Temple Built by Ghosts—Female
Bathers—I Stood Guard—Women and Whiskey—A Fight for
Religion—Arrival of Missionaries

CHAPTER
LXXIII.

Native Canoes—Surf Bathing—A Sanctuary—How Built—The
Queen’s Rock—Curiosities—Petrified Lava

CHAPTER
LXXIV.

Visit to the Volcano—The Crater—Pillar of Fire—Magnificent
Spectacle—A Lake of Fire

CHAPTER
LXXV.

The North Lake—Fountains of Fire—Streams of Burning Lava—Tidal
Waves

CHAPTER
LXXVI.

A Reminiscence—Another Horse Story—My Ride with the
Retired Milk Horse- -A Picnicing Excursion—Dead Volcano of
Holeakala—Comparison with Vesuvius—An Inside View

CHAPTER
LXXVII.

A Curious Character—A Series of Stories—Sad Fate of a Liar—Evidence of Insanity

CHAPTER
LXXVIII.

Return to San Francisco—Ship Amusements—Preparing for
Lecturing—Valuable Assistance Secured—My First Attempt—The
Audience Carried—“All’s Well that Ends Well."

CHAPTER
LXXIX.

Highwaymen—A Predicament—A Huge Joke—Farewell to
California—At Home Again—Great Changes. Moral.

APPENDIX.
A.

—Brief Sketch of Mormon History B.—The Mountain Meadows
Massacre C.—Concerning a Frightful Assassination that was never
Consummated

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

1. THE
MINERS’ DREAM

2. ENVIOUS
CONTEMPLATIONS

3. INNOCENT
DREAMS

4. LIGHT
TRAVELING ORDER

5. THE
“ALLEN"

6. INDUCEMENTS
TO PURCHASE

7. THE
FACETIOUS DRIVER

8. PLEASING
NEWS

9. THE
SPHYNX

10. MEDITATION

11. ON
BUSINESS

12. AUTHOR
AS GULLIVER

13. A
TOUCH STATEMENT

14. THIRD
TRIP OF THE UNABRIDGED

15. A
POWERFUL GLASS

16. AN
HEIRLOOM

17. OUR
LANDLORD

18. DIGNIFIED
EXILE

19. DRINKING
SLUMGULLION

20. A
JOKE WITHOUT CREAM

21. PULLMAN
CAR DINING-SALOON

22. OUR
MORNING RIDE

23. PRAIRIE
DOGS

24. A
CAYOTE

25. SHOWING
RESPECT TO RELATIVES

26. THE
CONDUCTOR

27. TEACHING
A SUBORDINATE

28. JACK
AND THE ELDERLY PILGRIM

29. CROSSING
THE PLATTE

30. I
BEGAN TO PRAY

31. A
NEW DEPARTURE

32. SUSPENDED
OPERATIONS

33. A
WONDERFUL LIE

34. TALL
PIECE

35. HERE
HE COMES

36. CHANGING
HORSES

37. RIDING
THE AVALANCHE

38. INDIAN
COUNTRY

39. A
PROPOSED FIST FIGHT

40. FROM
BEHIND THE DOOR

41. SLADE
AS AN EXECUTIONER

42. AN
UNPLEASANT VIEW

43. UNAPPRECIATED
POLITENESS

44. SLADE
IN COURT

45. A
WIFE’S LAMENTATIONS

46. THE
CONCENTRATED INHABITANT

47. THE
SOUTH PASS

48. THE
PARTED STREAMS

49. IT
SPOILED THE MELON

50. THE
CAYOTE AND THE RAVEN

51. "DON’T
COME HERE ...

52. "THINK
I’M A FOOL ...

53. THE
“DESTROYING ANGEL...

54. EFFECTS
OF “VALLEY TAN"

55. ONE
CREST

56. THE
OTHER

57. THE
VAGRANT

58. PORTRAIT
OF EBER KIMBALL

59. PORTRAIT
OR BRIGHAM YOUNG

60. THE
CONTRACTORS BEFORE THE KING

61. I
WAS TOUCHED

62. THE
ENDOWMENT

63. FAVORITE
WIFE AND D.4

64. NEEDED
MARKING

65. A
REMARKABLE RESEMBLANCE

66. THE
FAMILY BEDSTEAD

67. THE
MIRACULOUS COMPASS

68. THREE
SIDES TO A QUESTION

69. RESULT
OF HFGH FREIGHTS

70. A
SHRIVELED QUARTER

71. AN
OBJECT OF PITY

72. TAIL-PIECE
73. TAIL-PIECE

74. GOSHOTT
INDIANS HANGING AROUND

75. THE
DRIVE FOR LIFE

76. GREELEY’S
RIDE

77. BOTTLING
AN ANECDOTE

78. TAIL-PIECE
79. CONTEMPLATION

80. THE
WASHOE ZEPHYR

81. THE
GOVERNOR’S HOUSE

82. DARK
DISCLOSURES

83. THE
IRISH BRIGADE

84. RECREATION

85. THE
TARANTULA

86. LIGHT
THROWN ON THE SUBJECT

87. I
STEERED

88. THE
INVALID

89. THE
RESTORED

90. OUR
HOUSE

91. AT
BUSINESS

92. FIGHT
AT LAKE TAHOE

93. "THINK
HIM AN AMERICAN HORSE"

94. UNEXPECTED
ELEVATION

95. UNIVERSALLY
UNSETTLED

96. RIDING
THE PLUG

97. WANTED
EXERCISE

98. BORROWING
MADE EASY

99. FREE
RIDES

100. SATISFACTORY
VOUCHERS

101. NEEDS
PRAYING FOR

102. MAP
OF TOLL ROADS

103. UNLOADING
SILVER BRICKS

104. VIEW
IN HUMBOLDT MOUNTAINS

105. GOING
TO HUMBOLDT

106. BALLOU’S
BEDFELLOW

107. PLEASURES
OF CAMPING OUT

108. THE
SECRET SEARCH

109. "CAST
YOUR EYE ON THAT ...

110. "WE’VE
GOT IT"

111. INCIPIENT
MILLIONAIRES

112. ROCKS-TAIL-PIECE

113. "DO
YOU SEE IT?"

114. FAREWELL
SWEET RIVER

115. THE
RESCUE

116. "MR.
ARKANSAS ...

117. AN
ARMED ALLY

118. CROSSING
THE FLOOD

119. ADVANCE
IN A CIRCLE

120, THE
SONGSTER

121. THE
FOXES HAVE HOLES-TAIL-PIECE

122. A
FLAT FAILURE

123. THE
LAST MATCH

124. DISCARDED
VICES

125. FLAMES-TAIL-PIECE

127. IT
WAS THUS WE MET

128. TAKING
POSSESSION

129. A
GREAT EFFORT

130. REARRANGING
AND SHIFTING

131. WE
LEFT LAMENTED

132. PICTURE
OF TOWNSEND’S TUNNEL

133. QUARTZ
MILL

134. ANOTHER
PROCESS OF AMALGAMATION

135. FIRST
QUARTZ MILL IN NEVADA

136. A
SLICE OF RICH ORE

137. THE
SAVED BROTHER

138. ON
A SECRET EXPEDITION

139. LAKE
MONO

140. RATHER
SOAPY

141. A
BARK UNDER FULL SAIL

142. A
MODEL BOARDING HOUSE

143. LIFE
AMID DEATH

144. A
JUMP FOR LIFE

145. "STOVE
HEAP GONE"

146. INTERVIEWING
THE “WIDE WEST"

147. WORTH
A MILLION

148. MILLIONAIRES
LAYING PLANS

149. DANGEROUSLY
SICK

150. WORTH
NOTHING

151. THE
COMPROMISE

152. ONE
OF MY FAILURES

153. TARGET
SHOOTING

154. AS
CITY EDITOR

155. THE
ENTIRE MARKET

156. A
FRIEND INDEED

157. UNION-TAIL-PIECE

158. AN
EDUCATIONAL REPORT

159. NO
PARTICULAR HURRY

160. VIEW
OF VIRGINIA CITY AND MT. DAVIDSON

161. A
NEW MINE

162. TRY
A FEW

163. PORTRAIT
OF MR. STEWART

164. SELLING
A MINE

165. COULDN’T
WAIT

166. THE
GREAT “FLOUR SACS” PROCESSION

167. TAIL-PIECE

168. A
NABOB

169. MAGNIFICENCE
AND MISERY

170. A
FRIENDLY DRIVER

171. ASTONISHES
THE NATIVES

172. COL.
JACK WEAKENS

173. SCOTTY
BRIGGS AND THE MINISTER

174. REGULATING
MATTERS

175. DIDN’T
SHOOK HIS MOTHER

176. SCOTTY
AS S. S. TEACHER

177. THE
MAN WHO HAD KILLED HIS DOZEN

178. THE
UNPREJUDICED JURY

179. A
DESPERADO GIVING REFERENCE

180. SATISFYING
A FOE

181. TAIL-PIECE

182. GIVING
INFORMATION

183. A
WALKING BATTERY

184. OVERHAULING
HIS MANIFEST

185. SHIP-TAIL-PIECE

186. THE
HEROES AND HEROINES OF THE STORY

187. DISSOLUTE
AUTHOR

188. THERE
SAT THE LAWYER

189. JONAH
OUTDONE

190. DOLLINGER

191. LOW
BRIDGE

192. SHORTENING
SAIL

193. LIGHTENING
SHIP

194. THE
MARVELLOUS RESCUE

195. SILVER
BRICKS

196. TIMBER
SUPPORTS

197. FROM
GALLERY TO GALLERY

198. JIM
BLAINE

199. HURRAH
FOR NIXON

200. MISS
WAGNER

201. WAITING
FOR A CUSTOMER

202. WAS
TO BE THERE

209. THE
MONUMENT

205. WHERE
IS THE RAM-TAIL-PIECE

205. CHINESE
WASH BILL

206. IMITATION

207. CHINESE
LOTTERY

208. CHINESE
MERCHANT AT HOME

209. AN
OLD FRIEND

210. FAREWELL
AND ACCIDENT

211. "GIMME
A CIGAR"

212. THE
HERALD OF GLAD NEWS

213. FLAG-TAIL-PIECE

214. A
NEW ENGLAND SCENE

215. A
VARIABLE CLIMATE

216. SACRAMENTO
AND THREE NODES AWAY

217. "FETCH
HER OUT ...

218. "WELL
IF IT AINT A CHILD ...

219. A
GENUINE LIVE WOMAN

220. THE
GRACE OF A KANGAROO

221. DREAMS
DISSIPATED

222. THE
“ONE HORSE SHAY” OUTDONE

223. HARD
ON THE INNOCENTS

224. DRY
BONES SHAKEN

225. "OH!
WHAT, SHALL I DO!...

226. "GET
OUT YOUR TOWEL MY DEAR"

227. "WE
WILL OMIT THE BENEDICTION...

228. SLINKING

229. A
PRIZE

230. A
LOOK IN AT THE WINDOW

231. "DO
IT STRANGER"

232. THE
OLD COLLEGIATE

233. STRIKING
A POCKET

234. TOM
QUARTZ

235. AN
ADVANTAGE TAKEN

236. AFTER
AN EXCURSION

237. THE
THREE CAPTAINS

238. THE
OLD ADMIRAL

239. THE
DESERTED FIELD

240. WILLIAMS

241. SCENE
ON THE SANDWICH ISLANDS

242. FASHIONABLE
ATTIRE

243. A
BITE

244. RECONNOITERING

246. LOOKING
FOR MISCHIEF

247. A
FAMILY LIKENESS

248. SIT
DOWN To LISTEN

249. "MY
BROTHER, WE TWINS"

250. EXTRAORDINARY
CAPERS

251. A
LOAD OF HAY

252. MARCHING
THROUGH GEORGIA

253. SANDWICH
ISLAND GIRLS

254. ORIGINAL
HAM SANDWICH

255. "I
KISSED HIM FOR HIS MOTHER"

256. AN
OUTSIDER

257. AN
ENEMY’S PRAYER

258. VISITING
THE MISSIONARIES

259. FULL
CHURCH DRESS

260. PLAYING
EMPIRE

261. ROYALTY
AND ITS SATELLITES

262. A
HIGH PRIVATE

263. A
MODERN FUNERAL

264. FORMER
FUNERAL ORGIES

265. A
PASSENGER

266. MOONLIGHT
ON THE WATER

267. GOING
INTO THE MOUNTAINS

268. EVENING

289. THE
DEMENTED

270. DISCUSSING
TURNIPS

271. GREELEY’S
LETTER

272. KEALAKEKUA
BAY AND COOK’S MONUMENT

273. THE
GHOSTLY BUILDERS

274. ON
GUARD

275. BREAKING
THE TABU

276. SURF
BATHING

277. SURF
BATHING A FAILURE

278. CITY
OF REFUGE

279. THE
QUEEN’S ROCK

280. TAIL-PIECE

281. THE
PILLAR OF FIRE

282. THE
CRATER

283. BROKE
THROUGH

284. FIRE
FOUNTAINS

285. LAVA
STREAM

286. A
TIDAL WAVE

287. TRIP
ON THE MILKY WAY

288. A
VIEW IN THE TAO VALLEY

289. MAGNIFICENT
SPORT

290. ELEVEN
MILES TO SEE

291. CHASED
BY A STORM

292. LEAVING
WORK

293. TAIL-PIECE

294. OUR
AMUSEMENTS

295. SEVERE
CASE OF STAGE FRIGHT

296. MY
THREE PARQUETTE ALLIES

297. SAWYER
IN THE CIRCLE

298. A
PREDICAMENT

299. THE
BEST OF THE JOKE

300. THE
END

THE PRINCE
AND THE PAUPER

CONTENTS

I.

The birth of the Prince and the Pauper.

II.

Tom’s early life.

III.

Tom’s meeting with the Prince.

IV.

The
Prince’s troubles begin.

V.

Tom as a patrician.

VI.

Tom receives instructions.

VII.

Tom’s first royal dinner.

VIII.

The question of the Seal.

IX.

The river pageant.

X.

The
Prince in the toils.

XI.

At
Guildhall.

XII.

The
Prince and his deliverer.

XIII.

The disappearance of the Prince.

XIV.

‘Le
Roi est mort’—vive le Roi.‘

XV.

Tom as King.

XVI.

The state dinner.

XVII.

Foo-foo the First.

XVIII.

The
Prince with the tramps.

XIX.

The
Prince with the peasants.

XX.

The
Prince and the hermit.

XXI.

Hendon to the rescue.

XXII.

A victim of treachery.

XXIII.

The
Prince a prisoner.

XXIV.

The escape.

XXV.

Hendon
Hall.

XXVI.

Disowned.

XXVII.

In prison.

XXVIII.

The sacrifice.

XXIX.

To
London.

XXX.

Tom’s progress.

XXXI.

The
Recognition procession.

XXXII.

Coronation
Day.

XXXIII.

Edward as King.

CONCLUSION.

Justice and Retribution.

Notes.

ILLUSTRATIONS

THE
GREAT SEAL (frontispiece)

THE
BIRTH OF THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER

"SPLENDID
PAGEANTS AND GREAT BONFIRES"

TOM’S
EARLY LIFE

OFFAL
COURT

"WITH
ANY MISERABLE CRUST"

"HE
OFTEN READ THE PRIEST’S BOOKS"

"SAW
POOR ANNE ASKEW BURNED"

"BROUGHT
THEIR PERPLEXITIES TO TOM"

"LONGING
FOR THE PORK-PIES”

TOM’S
MEETING WITH THE PRINCE

"AT
TEMPLE BAR"

"LET
HIM IN"

"HOW
OLD BE THESE

"DOFF
THY RAGS, AND DON THESE SPLENDORS"

"I
SALUTE YOUR GRACIOUS HIGHNESS!”

THE
PRINCE’S TROUBLES BEGIN

"SET
UPON BY DOGS"

"A
DRUNKEN RUFFIAN COLLARED HIM"

TOM
AS A PATRICIAN

"NEXT
HE DREW THE SWORD"

"RESOLVED
TO FLY"

"THE
BOY WAS ON HIS KNEES"

"NOBLES
WALKED UPON EACH SIDE OF HIM"

"HE
DROPPED UPON HIS KNEES"

"HE
TURNED WITH JOYFUL FACE"

"THE
PHYSICIAN BOWED LOW"

"THE
KING FELL BACK UPON HIS COUCH"

"IS
THIS MAN TO LIVE FOREVER?"

TOM
RECEIVES INSTRUCTIONS

"PRITHEE,
INSIST NOT"

"THE
LORD ST. JOHN MADE REVERENCE"

HERTFORD
AND THE PRINCESSES

"SHE
MADE REVERENCE"

"OFFERED
IT TO HIM ON A GOLDEN SALVER"

"THEY
MUSED A WHILE"

"PEACE
MY LORD, THOU UTTEREST TREASON!”

"HE
BEGAN TO PACE THE FLOOR"

TOM’S
FIRST ROYAL DINNER

"FASTENED
A NAPKIN ABOUT HIS NECK"

"TOM
ATE WITH HIS FINGERS"

"HE
GRAVELY TOOK A DRAUGHT"

"TOM
PUT ON THE GREAVES"

THE
QUESTION OF THE SEAL

"EASED
HIM BACK UPON HIS PILLOWS"

THE
RIVER PAGEANT

"HALBERDIERS
APPEARED IN THE GATEWAY"

"TOM
CANTY STEPPED INTO VIEW"

THE
PRINCE IN THE TOILS

"A
DIM FORM SANK TO THE GROUND"

"WHO
ART THOU?"

"INTO
GOOD WIFE CANTY’S ARMS"

"BENT
HEEDFULLY AND WARILY OVER HIM"

"THE
PRINCE SPRANG UP"

"HURRIED
HIM ALONG THE DARK WAY"

"HE
WASTE NO TIME"

AT
GUILDHALL

"A
RICH CANOPY OF STATE"

"BEGAN
TO LAY ABOUT HIM"

"LONG
LIVE THE KING!”

THE
PRINCE AND HIS DELIVERER

"OUR
FRIENDS THREADED THEIR WAY"

"OBJECT
LESSONS” IN ENGLISH HISTORY

"JOHN
CANTY MOVED OFF"

"SMOOTHING
BACK THE TANGLED CURLS"

"PRITHEE,
POUR THE WATER"

"GO
ON—TELL ME THY STORY

"THOU
HAST BEEN SHAMEFULLY ABUSED"

"HE
DROPPED ON ONE KNEE"

"RISE,
SIR MILES HENDON, BARONET"

THE
DISAPPEARANCE OF THE PRINCE

"HE
DROPPED ASLEEP"

"THESE
BE VERY GOOD AND SOUND"

"EXPLAIN,
THOU LIMB OF SATAN"

"HENDON
FOLLOWED AFTER HIM"

"LE
ROI EST MORT-VIVE LE ROI"

"WILT
DEIGN TO DELIVER THY COMMANDS?"

"LORD
OF THE BEDCHAMBER"

"A
SECRETARY OF STATE"

"STOOD
AT GRACEFUL EASE"

”’TIS
I THAT TAKE THEM"

"BUT
TAX YOUR MEMORY"

TOM
AS KING

"TOM
HAD WANDERED TO A WINDOW"

"TOM
SCANNED THE PRISONERS"

"LET
THE PRISONER GO FREE!”

"WHAT
IS IT THAT THESE HAVE DONE?"

"NODDED
THEIR RECOGNITION"

THE
STATE DINNER

"A
GENTLEMAN BEARING A ROD"

"THE
CHANCELLOR BETWEEN TWO"

"I
THANK YOU MY GOOD PEOPLE"

"IN
THE MIDST OF HIS PAGEANT"

FOO-FOO
THE FIRST

"RUFFIAN
FOLLOWED THEIR STEPS"

"HE
SEIZED A BILLET OF WOOD"

"HE
WAS SOON ABSORBED IN THINKING"

"A
GRIM AND UNSIGHTLY PICTURE"

"THEY
ROARED OUT A ROLLICKING DITTY"

"WHILST
THE FLAMES LICKED UPWARDS"

"THEY
WERE WHIPPED AT THE CART’S TAIL"

"THOU
SHALT NOT"

"KNOCKING
HOBBS DOWN"

"THRONE
HIM"

THE
PRINCE WITH THE TRAMPS

"TROOP
OF VAGABONDS SET FORWARD"

"THEY
THREW BONES AND VEGETABLES

"WRITHE
AND WALLOW IN THE DIRT"

"KING
FLED IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION"

"HE
STUMBLED ALONG"

"WHAT
SEEMED TO BE A WARM ROPE"

"CUDDLED
UP TO THE CALF"

THE
PRINCE WITH THE PEASANTS

"TOOK
A GOOD SATISFYING STARE"

"MOTHER
RECEIVED THE KING KINDLY"

"BROUGHT
THE KING OUT OF HIS DREAMS"

"GAVE
HIM A BUTCHER KNIFE TO GRIND"

THE
PRINCE AND THE HERMIT

"HE
TURNED AND DESCRIED TWO FIGURES"

"THE
KING ENTERED AND PAUSED"

"I
WILL TELL YOU A SECRET"

"CHATTING
PLEASANTLY ALL THE TIME"

"DREW
HIS THUMB ALONG THE EDGE"

"THE
NEXT MOMENT THEY WERE BOUND"

HENDON
TO THE RESCUE

"SUNK
UPON HIS KNEES"

"GOD
MADE EVERY CREATURE BUT YOU!”

"THE
FETTERED LITTLE KING"

A
VICTIM OF TREACHERY

"HUGO
STOOD NO CHANCE"

"BOUND
THE POULTICE TIGHT AND FAST"

"TARRY
HERE TILL I COME AGAIN

"KING
SPRANG TO HIS DELIVERER’S SIDE"

THE
PRINCE A PRISONER

"GENTLY,
GOOD FRIEND"

"SHE
SPRANG TO HER FEET"

THE
ESCAPE

"THE
PIG MAY COST THY NECK, MAN"

"BEAR
ME UP, BEAR ME UP, SWEET SIR!”

HENDON
HALL

"JOGGING
EASTWARD ON SORRY STEEDS"

"THERE
IS THE VILLAGE, MY PRINCE!”

”’EMBRACE
ME, HUGH,’ HE CRIED"

"HUGH
PUT UP HIS HAND IN DISSENT"

"A
BEAUTIFUL LADY, RICHLY CLOTHED"

"HUGH
WAS PINNED TO THE WALL"

DISOWNED

"OBEY,
AND HAVE NO FEAR"

"AM
I MILES HENDON?"

IN
PRISON

"CHAINED
IN A LARGE ROOM"

"THE
OLD MAN LOOKED HENDON OVER"

"INFORMATION
DELIVERED IN A LOW VOICE"

"THE
KING!” HE CRIED. “WHAT KING?"

"TWO
WOMEN CHAINED TO POSTS"

"TORN
AWAY BY THE OFFICERS"

"THE
KING WAS FURIOUS"

THE
SACRIFICE

"HE
CONFRONTED THE OFFICER IN CHARGE"

"WHILE
THE LASH WAS APPLIED"

"SIR
HUGH SPURRED AWAY"

TO
LONDON

"MOUNTED
AND RODE OFF WITH THE KING"

"MIDST
OF A JAM OF HOWLING PEOPLE"

TOM’S
PROGRESS

"TO
KISS HIS HAND AT PARTING"

"COMMANDED
HER TO GO TO HER CLOSET"

THE
RECOGNITION PROCESSION

THE
START FOR THE TOWER

"WELCOME,
O KING!”

"A
LARGESS! A LARGESS!”

"SHE
WAS AT HIS SIDE"

"IT
IS AN ILL TIME FOR DREAMING"

"SHE
WAS MY MOTHER"

CORONATION
DAY

"GATHERS
UP THE LADY’S LONG TRAIN"

"TOM
CANTY APPEARED"

"AND
FELL ON HIS KNEES BEFORE HIM"

"THE
GREAT SEAL—FETCH IT HITHER"

"SIRE,
THE SEAL IS NOT THERE"

"BETHINK
THEE, MY KING"

"LONG
LIVE THE TRUE KING!”

"TO
CRACK NUTS WITH"

EDWARD
AS KING

"HE
STRETCHED HIMSELF ON THE GROUND"

"ARRESTED
AS A SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER"

"IT
IS HIS RIGHT"

"STRIP
THIS ROBBER"

"TOM
ROSE AND KISSED THE KING’S HAND"

JUSTICE
AND RETRIBUTION

NOTES

A CONNECTICUT
YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I.

CAMELOT

CHAPTER
II.

KING ARTHUR’S COURT

CHAPTER
III.

KNIGHTS OF THE TABLE ROUND

CHAPTER
IV.

SIR DINADAN THE HUMORIST

CHAPTER
V.

AN INSPIRATION

CHAPTER
VI.

THE ECLIPSE

CHAPTER
VII.

MERLIN’S TOWER

CHAPTER
VIII.

THE BOSS

CHAPTER
IX.

THE TOURNAMENT

CHAPTER
X.

BEGINNINGS OF CIVILIZATION

CHAPTER
XI.

THE YANKEE IN SEARCH OF ADVENTURES

CHAPTER
XII.

SLOW TORTURE

CHAPTER
XIII.

FREEMEN!

CHAPTER
XIV.

“DEFEND THEE, LORD!

CHAPTER
XV.

SANDY’S TALE

CHAPTER
XVI.

MORGAN LE FAY

CHAPTER
XVII.

A ROYAL BANQUET

CHAPTER
XVIII.

IN THE QUEEN’S DUNGEONS

CHAPTER
XIX.

KNIGHT ERRANTRY AS A TRADE

CHAPTER
XX.

THE OGRE’S CASTLE

CHAPTER
XXI.

THE PILGRIMS

CHAPTER
XXII.

THE HOLY FOUNTAIN

CHAPTER
XXIII.

RESTORATION OF THE FOUNTAIN

CHAPTER
XXIV.

A RIVAL MAGICIAN

CHAPTER
XXV.

A COMPETITIVE EXAMINATION

CHAPTER
XXVI.

THE FIRST NEWSPAPER

CHAPTER
XXVII.

THE YANKEE AND THE KING TRAVEL INCOGNITO

CHAPTER
XXVIII.

DRILLING THE KING

CHAPTER
XXIX.

THE SMALL-POX HUT

CHAPTER
XXX.

THE TRAGEDY OF THE MANOR-HOUSE

CHAPTER
XXXI.

MARCO

CHAPTER
XXXII.

DOWLEY’S HUMILIATION

CHAPTER
XXXIII.

SIXTH CENTURY POLITICAL ECONOMY

CHAPTER
XXXIV.

THE YANKEE AND THE KING SOLD AS SLAVES

CHAPTER
XXXV.

A PITIFUL INCIDENT

CHAPTER
XXXVI.

AN ENCOUNTER IN THE DARK

CHAPTER
XXXVII.

AN AWFUL PREDICAMENT

CHAPTER
XXXVIII.

SIR LAUNCELOT AND KNIGHTS TO THE RESCUE

CHAPTER
XXXIX.

THE YANKEE’S FIGHT WITH THE KNIGHTS

CHAPTER
XL.

THREE YEARS LATER

CHAPTER
XLI.

THE INTERDICT

CHAPTER
XLII.

WAR!

CHAPTER
XLIII.

THE BATTLE OF THE SAND-BELT

CHAPTER
XLIV.

A POSTSCRIPT BY CLARENCE

LIFE ON THE
MISSISSIPPI

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I.
The Mississippi is Well worth Reading about.—It is
Remarkable.—
Instead of Widening towards its Mouth, it grows Narrower.—It Empties
four hundred and six million
Tons of Mud.—It was First Seen in 1542.
—It is
Older than some Pages in European History.—De Soto has
the Pull.—Older than the Atlantic Coast.—Some
Half-breeds chip
in.—La Salle Thinks he will Take a
Hand.

CHAPTER
II.
La Salle again Appears, and so does a Cat-fish.—Buffaloes also.
—Some Indian Paintings are Seen on the Rocks.—“The
Father of
Waters “does not Flow into the Pacific.—More
History and Indians.
—Some Curious Performances—not
Early English.—Natchez, or
the Site of it, is Approached.

CHAPTER
III.
A little History.—Early Commerce.—Coal
Fleets and Timber Rafts.
—We start on a Voyage.—I seek Information.—Some Music.—The
Trouble begins.—Tall
Talk.—The Child of Calamity.—Ground
and lofty
Tumbling.—The Wash-up.—Business and Statistics.—
Mysterious Band.—Thunder and Lightning.—The Captain speaks.
—Allbright weeps.—The Mystery settled.—Chaff.—I am Discovered.
—Some Art-work proposed.—I give an
Account of Myself.—Released.

CHAPTER
IV.
The Boys' Ambition.—Village Scenes.—Steamboat
Pictures.
—A Heavy Swell.—A Runaway.

CHAPTER
V.
A Traveller.—A Lively Talker.—A Wild-cat
Victim

CHAPTER
VI.
Besieging the Pilot.—Taken along.—Spoiling a
Nap.—Fishing for a
Plantation.—“Points”
on the River.—A Gorgeous Pilot-house.

CHAPTER
VII.
River Inspectors.—Cottonwoods and Plum Point.—Hat-Island
Crossing.
—Touch and Go.—It is a Go.—A
Lightning Pilot

CHAPTER
VIII.
A Heavy-loaded Big Gun.—Sharp Sights in Darkness.—Abandoned to
his Fate.—Scraping the Banks.—Learn him or Kill him.

CHAPTER
IX.
Shake the Reef.—Reason Dethroned.—The Face of the Water.
—A Bewitching Scene.-Romance and Beauty.

CHAPTER
X.
Putting on Airs.—Taken down a bit.—Learn it as it is.—The River
Rising.

CHAPTER
XI.
In thg Tract Business.—Effects of the Rise.—Plantations gone.
—A Measureless Sea.—A Somnambulist Pilot.—Supernatural
Piloting.
—Nobody there.—All Saved.

CHAPTER
XII.
Low Water.—Yawl sounding.—Buoys and
Lanterns.—Cubs and
Soundings.—The Boat Sunk.—Seeking the Wrecked.

CHAPTER
XIII.
A Pilot's Memory.—Wages soaring.—A
Universal Grasp.—Skill and
Nerve.—Testing a “Cub.”—“Back her for Life.”—A Good Lesson.

CHAPTER
XIV.
Pilots and Captains.—High-priced Pilots.—Pilots in Demand.
—A Whistler.—A cheap Trade.—Two-hundred-and-fifty-dollar
Speed.

CHAPTER
XV.
New Pilots undermining the Pilots' Association.—Crutches and Wages.
—Putting on Airs.—The Captains Weaken.—The
Association Laughs.
—The Secret Sign.—An Admirable
System.—Rough on Outsiders.
—A Tight Monopoly.—No
Loophole.—The Railroads and the War.

CHAPTER
XVI.
All Aboard.—A Glorious Start.—Loaded to Win.—Bands and Bugles.
—Boats and Boats.—Racers and Racing.

CHAPTER
XVII.
Cut-offs.—Ditching and Shooting.—Mississippi
Changes.—A Wild
Night.—Swearing and Guessing.—Stephen in Debt.—He Confuses
his Creditors.—He makes a New
Deal.—Will Pay them Alphabetically.

CHAPTER
XVIII.
Sharp Schooling.—Shadows.—I am Inspected.—Where did you get
them Shoes?—Pull her Down.—I want to kill Brown.—I try to run
her.- I am Complimented.

CHAPTER
XIX.
A Question of Veracity.—A Little Unpleasantness.—I have an
Audience with the Captain.—Mr. Brown Retires.

CHAPTER
XX.
I become a Passenger.—We hear the News.—A
Thunderous Crash.
—They Stand to their Posts.—In the
Blazing Sun.—A Grewsome
Spectacle.—His Hour has
Struck.

CHAPTER
XXI.
I get my License.—The War Begins.—I become a
Jack-of-all-trades.

CHAPTER
XXII.
I try the Alias Business.—Region of Goatees—Boots begin to Appear.
—The River Man is Missing.—The Young
Man is Discouraged.—
Specimen Water.—A Fine Quality of Smoke.—A Supreme Mistake.
—We Inspect the Town.—Desolation
Way-traffic.—A Wood-yard.

CHAPTER
XXIII.
Old French Settlements.—We start for Memphis.—Young
Ladies and
Russia-leather Bags.

CHAPTER
XXIV.
I receive some Information.—Alligator Boats.—Alligator
Talk.
—She was a Rattler to go.—I am Found Out.

CHAPTER
XXV.
The Devil's Oven and Table.—A Bombshell falls.—No
Whitewash.
—Thirty Years on the River.-Mississippi
Uniforms.—Accidents and
Casualties.—Two hundred
Wrecks.—A Loss to Literature.—Sunday-
Schools and
Brick Masons.

CHAPTER
XXVI.
War Talk.—I Tilt over Backwards.—Fifteen
Shot-holes.—A Plain
Story.—Wars and Feuds.—Darnell versus Watson.—A Gang and
a Woodpile.—Western
Grammar.—River Changes.—New Madrid.
—Floods and
Falls.

CHAPTER
XXVII.
Tourists and their Note-books.—Captain Hall.—Mrs.
Trollope's
Emotions.—Hon. Charles Augustus Murray's
Sentiment.—Captain
Marryat's Sensations.—Alexander
Mackay's Feelings.
—Mr. Parkman Reports

CHAPTER
XXVIII.
Swinging down the River.—Named for Me.—Plum
Point again.
—Lights and Snag Boats.—Infinite
Changes.—A Lawless River.
—Changes and Jetties.—Uncle
Mumford Testifies.—Pegging the
River.—What the
Government does.—The Commission.—Men and
Theories.—“Had them Bad.”—Jews and Prices.

CHAPTER
XXIX.
Murel's Gang.—A Consummate Villain.—Getting
Rid of Witnesses.
—Stewart turns Traitor.—I Start a
Rebellion.—I get a New Suit
of Clothes.—We Cover our
Tracks.—Pluck and Capacity.—A Good
Samaritan City.—The
Old and the New.

CHAPTER
XXX.
A Melancholy Picture.—On the Move.—River
Gossip.—She Went By
a-Sparklin'.—Amenities of Life.—A
World of Misinformation.—
Eloquence of Silence.—Striking a Snag.—Photographically Exact.
—Plank Side-walks.

CHAPTER
XXXI.
Mutinous Language.—The Dead-house.—Cast-iron
German and Flexible
English.—A Dying Man's Confession.—I am Bound and Gagged.
—I get Myself Free.—I Begin my
Search.—The Man with one Thumb.
—Red Paint and White
Paper.—He Dropped on his Knees.—Fright
and Gratitude.—I
Fled through the Woods.—A Grisly Spectacle.
—Shout,
Man, Shout.—A look of Surprise and Triumph.—The Muffled
Gurgle of a Mocking Laugh.—How strangely Things happen.
—The Hidden Money.

CHAPTER
XXXII.
Ritter's Narrative.—A Question of Money.—Napoleon.—Somebody
is Serious.—Where the Prettiest Girl used to Live.

CHAPTER
XXXIII.
A Question of Division.—A Place where there was no License.—The
Calhoun Land Company.—A
Cotton-planter's Estimate.—Halifax
and Watermelons.—Jewelled-up
Bar-keepers.

CHAPTER
XXXIV.
An Austere Man.—A Mosquito Policy.—Facts dressed in Tights.
—A  swelled Left Ear.

CHAPTER
XXXV.
Signs and Scars.—Cannon-thunder Rages.—Cave-dwellers.
—A Continual Sunday.—A ton of Iron and no Glass.—The
Ardent
is Saved.—Mule Meat—A National Cemetery.—A
Dog and a Shell.
—Railroads and Wealth.—Wharfage
Economy.—Vicksburg versus The
“Gold Dust.”—A
Narrative in Anticipation.

CHAPTER
XXXVI.
The Professor Spins a Yarn.—An Enthusiast in
Cattle.—He makes a
Proposition.—Loading Beeves at
Acapulco.—He was n't Raised to it.
—He is Roped In.—His
Dull Eyes Lit Up.—Four Aces, you Ass!
—He does n't
Care for the Gores.

CHAPTER
XXXVII.
A Terrible Disaster.—The “Gold Dust”
explodes her Boilers.
—The End of a Good Man.

CHAPTER
XXXVIII.
Mr. Dickens has a Word.—Best Dwellings and their Furniture.—Albums
and Music.—Pantelettes and
Conch-shells.—Sugar-candy Rabbits
and Photographs.—Horse-hair
Sofas and Snuffers.—Rag Carpets
and Bridal Chambers.

CHAPTER
XXXIX.
Rowdies and Beauty.—Ice as Jewelry.—Ice
Manufacture.—More
Statistics.—Some Drummers.—Oleomargarine versus Butter.
—Olive Oil versus Cotton Seed.—The
Answer was not Caught.
—A Terrific Episode.—A
Sulphurous Canopy.—The Demons of War.
—The Terrible
Gauntlet.

CHAPTER
XL.
In Flowers, like a Bride.—A White-washed Castle.—A
Southern
Prospectus.—Pretty Pictures.—An Alligator's
Meal.

CHAPTER
XLI.
The Approaches to New Orleans.—A Stirring Street.—Sanitary
Improvements.—Journalistic Achievements.—Cisterns and
Wells.

CHAPTER
XLII.
Beautiful Grave-yards.—Chameleons and Panaceas.—Inhumation and
Infection.—Mortality and Epidemics.—The Cost of
Funerals.

CHAPTER
XLIII.
I meet an Acquaintance.—Coffins and Swell
Houses.—Mrs. O'Flaherty
goes One Better.—Epidemics and Embamming.—Six hundred for a
Good Case.—Joyful
High Spirits.

CHAPTER
XLIV.
French and Spanish Parts of the City.—Mr. Cable and the Ancient
Quarter.—Cabbages and Bouquets.—Cows and Children.—The Shell
Road. The West End.—A Good
Square Meal.—The Pompano.—The Broom-
Brigade.—Historical
Painting.—Southern Speech.—Lagniappe.

CHAPTER
XLV.
“Waw” Talk.—Cock-Fighting.—Too
Much to Bear.—Fine Writing.
—Mule Racing.

CHAPTER
XLVI.
Mardi-Gras.—The Mystic Crewe.—Rex and
Relics.—Sir Walter Scott.
—A World Set Back.—Titles and Decorations.—A Change.

CHAPTER
XLVII.
Uncle Remus.—The Children Disappointed.—We
Read Aloud.
—Mr. Cable and Jean au Poquelin.—Involuntary
Trespass.—The Gilded
Age.—An Impossible Combination.—The
Owner Materializes and Protests.

CHAPTER
XLVIII.
Tight Curls and Springy Steps.—Steam-plows.—“No.
I.” Sugar.
—A Frankenstein Laugh.—Spiritual
Postage.—A Place where there are
no Butchers or Plumbers.—Idiotic
Spasms.

CHAPTER
XLIX.
Pilot-Farmers.—Working on Shares.—Consequences.—Men who Stick
to their Posts.—He saw what he would do.—A
Day after the Fair.

CHAPTER
L.
A Patriarch.—Leaves from a Diary.—A
Tongue-stopper.—The Ancient
Mariner.—Pilloried in
Print.—Petrified Truth.

CHAPTER
LI.
A Fresh “Cub” at the Wheel.—A Valley
Storm.—Some Remarks on
Construction.—Sock and
Buskin.—The Man who never played
Hamlet.—I got
Thirsty.—Sunday Statistics.

CHAPTER
LII.
I Collar an Idea.—A Graduate of Harvard.—A
Penitent Thief.
—His Story in the Pulpit.—Something
Symmetrical.—A Literary Artist.
—A Model Epistle.—Pumps again Working.—The “Nub” of the Note.

CHAPTER
LIII.
A Masterly Retreat.—A Town at Rest.—Boyhood's
Pranks.—Friends
of my Youth.—The Refuge for
Imbeciles.—I am Presented with
my Measure.

CHAPTER
LIV.
A Special Judgment.—Celestial Interest.—A
Night of Agony.
—Another Bad Attack.—I become
Convalescent.—I address a
Sunday-school.—A Model Boy.

CHAPTER
LV.
A second Generation.—A hundred thousand Tons of
Saddles.—A Dark
and Dreadful Secret.—A Large Family.—A
Golden-haired Darling.
—The Mysterious Cross.—My
Idol is Broken.—A Bad Season of
Chills and Fever.—An
Interesting Cave.

CHAPTER
LVI.
Perverted History—A Guilty Conscience.—A
Supposititious Case.
—A Habit to be Cultivated.—I
Drop my Burden.—Difference in Time.

CHAPTER
LVII.
A Model Town.—A Town that Comes up to Blow in the
Summer.
—The Scare-crow Dean.—Spouting Smoke and
Flame.—An Atmosphere
that tastes good.—The Sunset
Land.

CHAPTER
LVIII.
An Independent Race.—Twenty-four-hour Towns.—Enchanting
Scenery.
—The Home of the Plow.—Black Hawk.—Fluctuating
Securities.
—A Contrast.—Electric Lights.

CHAPTER
LIX.
Indian Traditions and Rattlesnakes.—A Three-ton
Word.—Chimney
Rock.—The Panorama Man.—A Good
Jump.—The Undying Head.
—Peboan and Seegwun.

CHAPTER
LX.
The Head of Navigation.—From Roses to Snow.—Climatic
Vaccination.
—A Long Ride.—Bones of Poverty.—The
Pioneer of Civilization.
—Jug of Empire.—Siamese
Twins.—The Sugar-bush.—He Wins his Bride.
—The
Mystery about the Blanket.—A City that is always a Novelty.
—Home again.

APPENDIX.
A
B
C
D

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THE WORKS OF MARK TWAIN

- (1835-1910)

- AN ON-LINE INDEX

- Edited by David Widger

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VOLUMES, CHAPTERS and ILLUSTRATIONS

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THE AMERICAN CLAIMANT

- LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

A Dog's Tale

- ILLUSTRATIONS

- Chapter I. Chapter II. Chapter III.

Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Letters, Volume 1.
Volume 2.
Volume 3
Volume 4.
Volume 5.
Volume 6.
Mysterious Stranger
The Double Barrelled Detective
The Stolen White Elephant
Rambling Idle Excursion
Carnival of Crime in CT.
The Loves of Alonzo Fitz
Those Extraordinary Twins
A Burlesque Autobiography
Mysterious Stranger
Christian Science
Mark Twain's Speeches
1601
Curious Republic of Gondour
Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again
Essays on Paul Bourget
How to Tell a Story
Fennimore Cooper Offences
Defence of Harriet Shelley
Hadleyberg Stories et al.
What Is Man? And Others
Tom Sawyer Abroad
Tom Sawyer, Detective
The $30,000 Bequest and Others
Recollections of Joan of Arc, I.
Recollections of Joan of Arc, II.
Autobiography, Vol. I.
Autobiography, Vol. II.

THE INNOCENTS ABROAD

- LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
- CONTENTS
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A TRAMP ABROAD

- Illustrations taken from an 1880 First Edition

- ILLUSTRATIONS:

- CONTENTS

A GILDED AGE

- CONTENTS

- ILLUSTRATIONS

FOLLOWING THE EQUATOR

- CONTENTS

SKETCHES NEW AND OLD

- CONTENTS:

HUCKLEBERRY FINN

- CONTENTS.

- ILLUSTRATIONS.

THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER

- CONTENTS

- ILLUSTRATIONS

ROUGHING IT

- CONTENTS.

- LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER

- CONTENTS

- ILLUSTRATIONS

A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT

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LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI

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